Friday Links: Friday flings and Deviant things, Polish Driver vs. Snowbank, Leif Garrett is a Hooker? Sophie Monk has Camel Toe, Classic KISS Fight, B

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before the big game this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw your safety recalls! In Poland, they have snowbanks!




He's 21. He's Polish. He's speeding. He's Drunk... It's the winningest combination ever

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Sophie Monk is Sporting Some Spectacular Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if you want to see Sophie Monk totally Nude, just click on over here.





Leif Garrett may or may not be a Prostitute (WWTDD)



Super Bowl XLIV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Jana Jordan is Jaw-Droppingly beautiful. (FreakshowPlanet)



Jimmy Johnson named Spokesperson for ExtenZe (Don Chavez)



Gia Lashay has GINORMOUS bosoms (z0d)



Wes Anderson's SPIDER-MAN (Dave and Thomas)



Angel Kiss... you just can't miss... cuz she's got big boobies (Daily Niner)



If movie directors did the Super Bowl (With Leather)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Ten Badly Behaved Kids (College Humor)



The Lingerie Bowl Preview (Gunaxin)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Paul Stanley calls "Bullshit" on a Gene Simmons groupe story in this 1993 interview with the two KISS founders:



Needless to say, Gene is NOT pleased. We're still laughing.

The trailer for the new BIOSHOCK 2 game is SO frightening...



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

The last reason to watch this Lindsay Marie clip is for her personality...



party because she doesn't have one. Mostly because she's got huge boobs.

Drunk women + guy with camera + nightclub = hours of fun upskirt video:



Especially when you add in a girl like Brianna Love and a LOT of Booze. You're just BEGGING for an orgy to break out.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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