Tuesday Links: Police Cruiser vs. Concrete Post, Flooded Street Wakeboarding, Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini, Brad and Angie are Suing, New SEVENDUST mu

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This Miami police cruiser takes on concrete pole in a game of chicken....




Concrete: 1. Cop Car: Zip.

Screw sandbags and pumping out the basement!




When the streets are flooded, it's time to go wakeboarding!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





More of Jennifer Aniston and her 41 year-old hiney (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if that ain't floating your boat, here's a much younger, naked...Jennifer Aniston.





Brad and Angelina are Suing a British tabloid (WWTDD)



...one thing they can't sue over is all the naked footage of Angelina Jolie that's out there...yay nudity.



Girl Next Door: Pamela Cusi (Bullz-Eye)



Rukhsana has a really weird name...and really great boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



31 Gorgeous Girls of 'Entourage' (Forkparty)



Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)



HUGE BOOBS: A Documentary (HEAVY)



Angelina Armani isn't wearing Armani...or ANYTHING for that matter (Daily Niner)



10 Things You Need To Know About 'The Bannen Way' (Yep Yep)



Sex in a Car: Mastering the Technique (Campus Throne)



Star Trek - The Sexed Generation (URLesque)



Paralyzed Shark-Attack Victim Fights His Way Back to His Feet (Asylum)



Call da Crabs Assassin! (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST have a new CD coming out in April, and here's a li'l taste:



The song is "Forever Dead" and the album is Cold Day Memory.

Why the fuck is Dolph Lundgren, singing ELVIS?



Lundgren is one of three hosts for the 2010 Melodifestivalen, where the Swedish contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest is selected. That's why.

Everyone say "Hello" to PLAYBOY's September Carrino. Weird name. Enormous 28DDD boobs.



Yes, you read that correctly. 28...TRIPLE...D. Great Cooga Mooga.

Speaking of sexy Playboy bitches, check out Jennifer Lane:



She says she wants to be successful and to love what she does. if that involves showing her naked ass...well then, mission accomplished.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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