Monday Links: Alcoholic Beer Delivery Guy, Vince Neil is old, Kim Kardashian and Blake Lively hanging in Miami, New Airbender trailer, Sara Stone and

It's Monday. The Saints are Super Bowl champs. ...and you woke up next to God-knows-who:



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Chances are, if you're a full-blown alcoholic...




...you SHOULDN'T be delivering cases of beer for a living.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Kim Kardashian's boobs hanging out in Miami (Drunken Stepfather)



...oh screw subtletly watch Kim Kardashian's sex tape online now, damn you.





Blake Lively Hanging out on a balcony in Miami (WWTDD)



...and here's every scene Blake Lively's ass has ever been in...



Valentine's Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn has a Velvet Vagina... sort of (FreakshowPlanet)



Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary (Yep Yep)



Sofia Lane has a Sexy Camel Toe (z0d)



Super Bowl Ads: Just the Violent Parts (Warming Glow)



Uma Stone...u-Myy GOD! (Daily Niner)



15 Famous Bands With Scary Names (Gunaxin)



Retro TV - Where are they Now? (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Valentines for people in troubled relationships (College Humor)



Best Super Bowl was not shown. CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

In honor of his 49th birthday, here's a clip of Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE performs in Vegas:



Backed by Dana Strum and Jeff Blando from SLAUGHTER as well as drummer Zoltan Chaney .

The Super Bowl trailer for the new M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is filled with CGI-yumminess:



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

This is gratuitous. Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are playing beer pong:



That in itself isn't interesting... wouldn't you know it... a threesome breaks out. What a lucky lucky boy.

While on a business trip, Denise Milani heads straight for the mini-bar to guzzle champagne:



In other words, she's our kinda gal. if we had boobs like that, we'd be feeling ourselves up too.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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