Friday Links: Discreet Affairs and the Dancing Bear, New JIMI HENDRIX music, Singing Afghan Detainee, Mystery Cleavage, Robert Pattison's Vagina Aller

Fellas, please learn from Tiger's mistakes...discretion is the key when messing around:



Everyone screws around, but not everyone gets caught.

Just remember, when YOUR wife tells you she's going out with the girls:



She's lying her ass off... she's getting her ass slapped by the Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You're detained in Afghanistan, handcuffed, and wearing leg shackles...




...Always look on the Bright Side of Life... *whistles*

This man from Belarus can flick his BIC...with a front-loader




How much spare time does it take to master THAT skill? At least five minutes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Which over-privileged cleavage could this belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)



...could they possibly belong to a large-bottomed gal who has had sex on video with her hip-hop singing man?





Robert Pattison is allergic to vaginas. Really? Do ya? (WWTDD)



...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...



Shutter Island Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)



Sweet Krissy probably has a sweet-tasting...umm, you know. (FreakshowPlanet)



Why the evil Yankees are good for baseball (The Campus Throne)



Aimee Addison just Made our Morning (z0d)



Big Brother Grammar Fail (Yep Yep)



Alexis is the pride of Texas... or she SHOULD be (Dailyniner)



The Tiger Woods Press Conference Gift Bag (MAXIM)



Bruce Campbell does David Caruso on "Burn Notice" (Warming Glow)



Ubuntu: A Blunt and Hostile Introduction (FunnyCrave)



(From Jason Reitman the director of “Up In The Air” who was just nominated
for an OSCAR) "Consent" (atom)



3 Dangerous First Date Mistakes (The Bachelor Guy)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

You know, JIMI HENDRIX has been dead for 30 years:



But that's not going to stop him from releasing new music, like Valleys Of Neptune.

This Norwegian/Spanish beauty is Triana Iglesias and she's been in more men's magazines than we can count:



Her shirt is tight and obstructive. She must get rid of it. Off with you, vile shirt!

Young Simi is a sexy Czech with very oily bosoms...



...and that ain't the half of it. You should see what else she can do.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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