Thursday Links: Low Cost Dentistry, Baldwin Daughter Gets Revenge, Ginger Spice is looking Old, John Mayer is Sorry, Ted Nugent Is Patriotic

THAT's TERRIBLE:

No money for dental insurance? No Problem!




Just get a big-ass brick, a piece of string, and hold yer breath...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ginger Spice Got Old, didn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)



...we prefer to remember the Ginger Spice...aka Geri Halliwell who used to make big boob topless videos





Ireland Baldwin has gotten her revenge...mwahahahaha! (WWTDD)



...and since we're total filthbags, let's all stare lovingly at nude pictures of her mother, Kim Basinger.



Blast From the Past Model: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Brandi Bryant Breaks out her Boobs and Booty (FreakshowPlanet)



Top Ten Bear Stories You Need to Know About (Gunaxin)



Colleen Connolly Can't Keep her Clothes On (z0d)



Ten signs your friend is a terrible wingman (The Campus Throne)



Irena and her heavy natural boobs hanging out on the Dock



6 Great Songs Written About Drugs (Afro Jacks)



T-Shirt War! (daveandthomas)



5 Valentine's Day Cards Inspired by the Jersey Shore (CollegeHumor)



Animated Dinasaur Sex? Yes Please (Warming Glow)



10 Rejected Wii Accessories (Comedy)



10 Things You Didn't know about the Brat Pack (MovieFone)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Our buddy our friend JOHN MAYER made a tearful apology during his Nashville comment last night:



He's sorry for all those things he said in PLAYBOY recently.

Outspoken conservative and all-around badass TED NUGENT banged out the National Anthem in Texas:



No animals were bow-hunted during the making of this video.

Those dandy fellas in BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE are releasing a new CD in the Spring:



This is the new single "Your Betrayal", and it goes out to radio on March 8.

From bands to breasticles, here's Hungarian hotness Dorothy Green:



Her bikini fell off. No it didn't. She took it off. Seriously. She meant to.

This amazingly fit babe is PLAYBOY's Jessica DeCarlo:



She has NO problem walking around bare-assed, letting guys take photos of it....and we have NO problem with that

WHo IS this large-breasted European blond? Why, it's none other than Katerina, that's who!



She's having a very hard time keeping her boulders in that boulder-holder...and that's just the start of this dirty girl's fun

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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