Friday Links: Valentine's Day affairs, Convenience store brawl, WTF is up with Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox's Hot Double, Killswitch Engage Does Dio, Dave

OMFG!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!! Start that Valentine's Day weekend off right... with somoene else's wife!



Oh come on, you've spent HOW MANY YEARS with the same woman? variety is the spice of life, friends. Go get some!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Boston convenience store runs out of Funyuns, and...




Fight erupts. Car gets stolen. Feelings get hurt...you know the deal.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ehh, WTF happened to Jenna Jameson? (Drunken Stepfather)



Honestly, we'd like to remember THIS VERSION OF JENNA JAMESON. WAY hotter.





Megan Fox's Hand-Double is just as hot as Megan Fox (WWTDD)



...and as it turns out, Megan Fox is just as hot as Megan Fox.



Bullz-Eye.com's Costa Rica World Tour (Bullz-Eye)



Luciana has Lucsious, Lickable Lips...and Labia (FreakshowPlanet)



What is the Worst Saturday Night Live Film? (Gunaxin)



Alena is all you'd ever want...and a bag of PO-TA-TO chips (z0d)



Recession Leads to Increase Of Strippers (Smoking Section)



We'd Kill to get a Kiss from Kimberly Kato...Kinda (dailyniner)



Coco's awkward way of applying make up to her Dumper (Don Chavez)



Sextistics: Finally, scientists give us some info we can
use (The Bachelor Guy)



The Guys Love Stronganoff (atom)



An Interview With Academy Award Nominee Robert Forster (Yep Yep)



Ten Facebook Friends Everyone Has (The Campus Throne)



Cupid's Twitter Feed (Comedy)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

The guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE (minus singer Howard Jones) pumped some testosterone into the classic DIO track "Holy Diver":



The song had balls before... now it's got really BIG balls. Nice work, fellas.

How does MEGADETH deal with flying bras on stage?



Like a total professional, dag-nabbit. Shredding > bosoms.

Super sexy Twistys babe Valentina Vaughn is getting very nekkid:



...and believe you me, Chester...that ain't all she's doing.

Big-Breasted Jelena Jensen hauls out her all-natural 34F boobs:



of course, that's only the beginning...she gets all kind of filthy in the full version.

Who knew PLAYBOY Playmates did yoga?



It's probably not all that hard to imagine...that's Sara Jean Underwood, 2007 Playmate of the year. God bless her flexibility.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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