Monday Links: Longest Tongue on a Girl, Ta-Tas in a Tube Top, Heidi Montag in PLAYBOY agian, GUNS N ROSES live in NYC, ACE FREHLEY live in Australia

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Well, "Terrible" in the sense that we have no idea how to get in touch with this girl...




We don't know what's more distracting; the hair or the tongue. Wait, yeah...it's the hair.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Whose boobs in a tube dress are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint -- you've seen her nailing more than one guy on video. She's what we'd refer to as a "Good Egg".





Heidi and her new Boobs will do PLAYBOY again (WWTDD)



...because she thinks she made a few mistakes when she did it the firs time.



THE WOLFMAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet Zoe Britton...is a Gal we'd sure like to Hit on...get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



The 5 Most Common Interview Questions and How to Answer Them (The Campus Throne)



'scuse me...while I kiss the Sky...Taylor, that is. (z0d)



Buck You! VIOLENT and AWESOME Credit Union Commercial! (Dave and Thomas)



Lupe Fuentes soaking wet in a Gold Bikini (Dailyniner)



So There's A Groin Kick World Record (GammaSquad)



20 Amazing Animal-Shaped Clouds (SuperTremendous)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

Not that anyone knew (except for the handful of VIPs who DID)...but GUNS N ROSES made a surprise appearance at The Rose Bar in NYC last night:



Totally acoustic. Totally packed room. Hard as hell to hear anything. Nice fu manchu, Axl.

Even though ACE FREHLEY has been sober for a while...



He still can't walk a straight line on stage. This is him in Australia singing the KISS classic, "Parasite"...and wobbling.

What's the fastest way to get a dopey girl like Kelly Devine to take her shirt off?



Tell her she's being attacked by bees. That'll get her topless in no time.

Sexy busty Czech LaTaya Roxx is taking her top off outside. Why, you ask?



Does it really matter WHY? No. No it doesn't. not one friggin' bit.

Meet rocket scientist A and rocket scientist B... Kendra and Starrie:



Despite their genius-level IQ's, they still find time to get naked and do cartwheels on the streets of Venice, CA.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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