Crazy Old Lady (subtitled), Airport LSD Freakout, Jesse James Denies Sex Tape, Mystery Cleavage, SLASH on Jay Leno, Busty Bella Blaze, PLAYBOY's Amy Sue Cooper and Lindsay Wagner

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Kids, don't take LSD before getting on an airplane.

You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason.

 

Presenting...Schizophrenic Screaming Old Lady!

Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD)

You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.

Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe

9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy)

Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner)

Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad)

Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave)

Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy)

Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d)

NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype)

$300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert)

Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

The other night on The Tonight Show SLASH, and WOLFMOTHER frontman Andrew Stockdale rocked "By The Sword":

SLASH's new disc is in stores now.

From big rock to big racks...

Huge-chested Bella Blaze spends ample time shaking her ample bosoms:

and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman.

yay. more boobies

Super busty PLAYBOY hottie Amy Sue Cooper is taking a stroll on the boardwalk:

and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit.

Speaking of PLAYBOY, Miss November 2007 Lindsay Wagner (no, not the Bionic Woman) is taking us behind-the-scenes:

Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":

Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Tuesday Links: Fat Guy Falls Through Ceiling, Car his Big Blue Wall, Mystery Nips, Robert Pattison & Friend, James Hetfield impersonates Dave Mustaine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...




There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...

Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!




Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!





Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)



Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)



Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)



Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)



Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)



'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)



The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)



Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)



Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)

Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:



You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:



Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.

Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.



Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.

Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:



Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.

Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:



Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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