Hot Girls Falling, Russian Dopes Attacking, FOZZY and the Canucks Rocking, Richie Kotzen Whining, Crystal Harris Marrying, Natalie Portman and Mia Kunis Kissing

Hey-O, boys and girls...as we bear down on the new year, let's consider all of the indescretions we have engaged in this year:

Yeah, sure. Monogamy is normal. For penguins, maybe.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Good-looking dancing girls falling off a bar = ALWAYS funny.

Come to think of it, an ugly girl falling would be pretty damn funny too.

Because asking for her number is just WAY too easy...

These guys figure they'll just shoot her with a water cannon. Insecure much, fellas? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Bar Rafaeli In a Bikini... Does NOT suck. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gracie Glam has perky nubs and a firm backside you could bounce nickels off ...BOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

If you like the ladies with a little bit of meat on their bones, we give you...Jessica Mitchell (z0d)

Jenya and her hot blond friend are getting all kinds of friendly...and by 'Friendly'.. we mean 'naked fun sexy-time' (Dailyniner)

Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked (The Smoking Jacket)

164 of the Best Advice Animals (Fork Party)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

Want to see Chris Jericho and the rest of FOZZY did their thing in Ontario to a crowd of screaming Canucks. Wanna see? No? Too bad:

A professional wrestler? Singing? In a band? Nah, it'll never work.

Listen, bub! RICHIE KOTZEN is an important man, and he does NOT like feedback. You got that?!?!:

Especially when he's playing gigs in the bowels of the Czech Republic...now fix the Goddamn feedback!!! Please? Mister? He was in POISON... for like, five minutes and one album.

Now that you're done looking at THAT, take a look at THIS!

PLAYBOY Playmate Crystal Harris got engaged to Hugh Hefner over Christmas:

Not only did she receive a ring, but she got a colostomy bag changing schedule as well... ZING! *rimshot*

Anyone see the artsy-fartsy BLACK SWAN? No? We're going to give you a good reason to:

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lesbian sex... Hey-O!! Get us a ticket now, whydontcha?

Who IS Emily Addison?

Some... person. Meh, we don't know. What we DO know is that she looks REALLY good without her clothes... and that's all we really needed to know, honestly.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Monday Links: Drugged up at the Dentist, Crazy Pakistani Biker, RESIDENT EVIL 4, Michelle Hunziker, Mystery Booty, Sebastian Bach vs. Bottle-Thrower, MEGADETH in AZ, Jaime Hammer, Selina, Crystal Klein,

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
wave good-bye to the young tanned gal you spent the weekend with... and wash the glitter off your collar.

at least TRY to make it look like you didn't spend three days with a totally random girl in a motel

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Nothing like going to the dentist, getting hopped up on goofballs, and rapping about JESUS, right?


General anesthetic is F U N!

Not only is this Pakistani gentleman going to need new shoes after his motorcycle ride...


..but if he keeps this up, he'll probably need a new spine as well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer frenzy continues with the latest installment in the RESIDENT EVIL Franchise which of course, will be in...3D:


...and that Mila Jovovich sure likes getting NAKED, doesn't she?


Michelle Hunziker in a bikini at the beach (WWTDD)


Whose big ass in a Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

10 Great Beer Bong Fails (Banned In Hollywood)

Brea Bennet is Blond, Beautiful, and Bare-assed (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Holly Lynn (Bullz-Eye)

Nancy Ho is the sexiest Asian Ho you'll ever lay eyes on. We mean that in the most flattering sense, of course (Dailyniner)

10 Ways to Not Get Laid In College (The Campus Throne)

Presenting The Tiger Woods Image Rehab Playbook (With Leather)

Christ-Like Cruisin' (Manofest)

Brea Lynn Breaks free from the confines of her tight red Bra (z0d)

2011 JUKE Makes Its Debut at NYAS (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighter Breaks Leg in Half (Cage Doctors)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Our friends in MEGADETH end every show with a reprise of "Holy Wars...the Punishment Due":

...and this is how the show wrapped up in Tucson, AZ.

Who wants to see SEBASTIAN BACH wave good-bye to a bottle-throwing fan in Colombia?

"Axl Rose will NOT come out here".. did you REALLY need to say that, Sebastian?

Heavy metal is a great way to segue into...heavy hooters!

big-breasted beauty Jaime Hammer can try looking shy all she wants:

We're not buying it for a second, honey. because we know how this movie's gonna end.

Large boobs make us want to put up more...large boobs

huge-chested Hungarian hottie Selina can't keep her shirt on:

and we mean that quite literally... she REALLY can't keep her shirt on...

Ass-tastic Austrian Crystal Klein bailed out of school to be a nude model:

Don't look at us to get all preachy, nosiree...not when a gal like Crystal has a hiney like THIS.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.