Wasted Weekend, Axl Rose Angers Australians, ANTHRAX + FALL OUT BOY = ?, Battle: Los Angeles Trailer, Swedish Idol is cooler than American Idol, SEETHER live in PA, Kagney Linn Karter, Jordan Carver, and Alanah Rae can't stay dressed

Did you have an eventful weekend? Do you REMEMBER any of it? did you do naughty things and find someone like THIS in your bathroom?

Congratulations, friend! Since you had so much fun over the weekend, let's hook up with another stranger TONIGHT!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Axl Rose and the rest of GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue and water is indeed wet.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for BATTLE: LOS ANGELES is online, and while we're always skeptical about these aliens-invade-and-cause-world-to-end films... GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

This one looks pretty F-ing solid. Well, OK... it kinda looks like INDEPENDENCE DAY, but far less stupid.

The Poster in the background is kind of a dead giveaway, but whose ass in tight jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint for you - She got her start in crappy topless bondage films... too much? Knew it. Damn.

BLACK SWAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Ally Ryan has a Real Nice Rump (FreakShow Planet)

2 PLAYBOY Playmates get awfully oily and awfully naked (z0d)

Kaitylynn Cole is Kinda Friggin' Gorgeous posing naked outdoors (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

Whaddya get when you mix ANTHRAX with FALL OUT BOY and EVERY TIME I DIE?

You get a big Damned band called THE DAMNED THINGS and... which has a bunch of Damned musicians.

The guys in SEETHER have done one hell of a job with GEORGE MICHAEL's "Carless Whisper":

We tried to get an opinion from George about the song, but he was whispering Carelessly to a fella in a public toilet. What? You didn't know he's gay? Where the hell you been?

Why is Swedish 'Idol' so much cooler than American Idol?

Because their contestants (like Jay Smith, seen above) pick songs like "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA to perform... dat's why.

OK, now we move on to the boobies. Any objections? Didn't think so.

Busty blonde adult starlet KAGNEY LINN KARTER is an amazing Texas-born piece of tail:

...and this clip is about all we can show you, because the full scene in CURVY GIRLS 4 (click to watch it on Demand) is pretty twisted. In a good way, that is.

New Jersey-born Alanah Rae is all about keeping clean:

Because if you've seen How sloppy she gets in some of her films you'd understand why.

Sexy German JORDAN CARVER has a lot to learn about staying hydrated in the desert:

Ice cream? You can't fill your canteen with that. are we TOTALLY missing the point on this one? Umm, yeah

18 year-old Montana born BREE DANIELS is really 18 as opposed to lying and really being in her mid 20's:

With that said, some smashing your face against the monitor. just go see all the naughty things Bree does to her naughty spots... and then thank us.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Breanna Busts Out For PRETTY MAIDS

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium" and thanks be to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Thanks once again to those nice Danish guys in PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium", which is also the title track of their latest album:



You can also Download some PRETTY MAIDS at iTunes:


...and that should be it. video, thanks, comb, keys, money, wallet, rubbers, and change...

Whatcha waiting for? GO watch Breanna's video already!

Tornado in Montana, Anna Faris Nude in Boston, Katie Perry Topless? ANVIL is still playing clubs, DREAM THEATER rocks the 8-minute Anthem, MURDERDOLLS re-formed in Pomona, Ass-tastic Fun with Kelly Divine, Sara Stone, Yurizan Beltran, Ricki White, and Sative Rose

What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?

C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...

... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)

Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?


Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)

Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)

Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)

The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)

The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)

Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)

The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)

How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)

Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:

You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.

Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):

DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).

The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:

Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.

From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!

The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:

Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.

Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:

and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:

You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.

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Walls Collapsing in Venezuela, Female Crotch Weight Lifting, Kendra's Sex Tape Has Lots of Guys, LIMP BIZKIT on Leno, RATT in Hollywood, Adirenne Manning, and Kristina Rose are Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

The heavy rains in Venezuela are causing floods, mudslides...


...and in some cases, causing walls to collapse on parked cars.

Why a woman would want to hang weights on her crotch is a mystery to us...


...but Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a Guiness World Record holder, with her mighty vagina holding up to 31 lbs!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Has More Than One Guy (WWTDD)

This just keeps getting more... obvious. is ANYONE surprised that a one-time PLAYBOY model considered a move to adult hardcore? Show of hands... Anyone?


Pixie Lott is Almost Pants-Less (Drunken Stepfather)

Who the Hell is Pixie Lott???

Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae) (Top Cultured)

Man Creates Video Game to Propose to Girlfriend (Asylum)

Heather Rae Young. 3 names. 2 amazing breasts. 1 fantastic hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Faye and Sasha are nude and awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

The Hilarity of 'Ironing Man' Parody Trailer is a Pressing Matter (Comics Alliance)

Why You Shouldn't Have Sex Before Marriage (Video Gone Viral)

The 8 biggest sitcom nerds of all-time (Guyism)

Christine Renee and her perky nubs are nude in the garden (z0d)

Sing Talk (Tick Tock Parody) (College Humor)

The Best Songs About the Devil (Gunaxin)

Bronx Zoo Lion Cubs Are Ridiculously Cute, Should Stay Away From Florida (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Jay Leno traveled back in time last night and invited LIMP BIZKIT to perform on The Tonight Show:

the original LIMP BIZKIT lineup goes on tour in July - get them tickets!

Evidently the guys in RATT still think it's 1988:

...and so does everyone in Hollyood, apparently. RATT's new disc 'Infestation' is in store now.

From Metal to Massive Booty...

Lovely Latina Kristina Rose is shaking her oiled up booty for those of you into that kind of thing:

And if you must see the full-length clip Watch the entire ass-slamming in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Beautiful Twistys Treat Adrienne Manning can't wait to get out of her bra:

Well, to be fair...her undies are in the way of her touching herself, so she's pretty much put off by clothing as a whole.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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