Walls Collapsing in Venezuela, Female Crotch Weight Lifting, Kendra's Sex Tape Has Lots of Guys, LIMP BIZKIT on Leno, RATT in Hollywood, Adirenne Manning, and Kristina Rose are Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

The heavy rains in Venezuela are causing floods, mudslides...


...and in some cases, causing walls to collapse on parked cars.

Why a woman would want to hang weights on her crotch is a mystery to us...


...but Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a Guiness World Record holder, with her mighty vagina holding up to 31 lbs!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Has More Than One Guy (WWTDD)

This just keeps getting more... obvious. is ANYONE surprised that a one-time PLAYBOY model considered a move to adult hardcore? Show of hands... Anyone?


Pixie Lott is Almost Pants-Less (Drunken Stepfather)

Who the Hell is Pixie Lott???

Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae) (Top Cultured)

Man Creates Video Game to Propose to Girlfriend (Asylum)

Heather Rae Young. 3 names. 2 amazing breasts. 1 fantastic hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Faye and Sasha are nude and awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

The Hilarity of 'Ironing Man' Parody Trailer is a Pressing Matter (Comics Alliance)

Why You Shouldn't Have Sex Before Marriage (Video Gone Viral)

The 8 biggest sitcom nerds of all-time (Guyism)

Christine Renee and her perky nubs are nude in the garden (z0d)

Sing Talk (Tick Tock Parody) (College Humor)

The Best Songs About the Devil (Gunaxin)

Bronx Zoo Lion Cubs Are Ridiculously Cute, Should Stay Away From Florida (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Jay Leno traveled back in time last night and invited LIMP BIZKIT to perform on The Tonight Show:

the original LIMP BIZKIT lineup goes on tour in July - get them tickets!

Evidently the guys in RATT still think it's 1988:

...and so does everyone in Hollyood, apparently. RATT's new disc 'Infestation' is in store now.

From Metal to Massive Booty...

Lovely Latina Kristina Rose is shaking her oiled up booty for those of you into that kind of thing:

And if you must see the full-length clip Watch the entire ass-slamming in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Beautiful Twistys Treat Adrienne Manning can't wait to get out of her bra:

Well, to be fair...her undies are in the way of her touching herself, so she's pretty much put off by clothing as a whole.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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Monday Links: Shauna Sand Video Update, Police Beating In San Bernadino, Left 4 Dead 2 trailer, KISS live in Birmingham, Brianna Frost, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose

Good news for all you Shauna Sand fans!

It has been revealed that Shauna has indeed signed off on the release of her Sex Tape which Vivid is releasing today.



Get The Shauna Sand Sex Tape on DVD or Blu-Ray - online now!

Spend the weekend getting drunk with sorority girls?



We salute you and your weekend filled with adultery. You are an inspiration to us all.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A man walks in to a San Bernadino 7-11 for a Big Gulp:




...and walks out with some big lumps on his head...allegedly, of course.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)




Miranda Kerr's Ass in Pantyhose(Drunken Stepfather)

And of course Here's even MORE of Miranda Kerr's ass.





Adrienne is taking Asa's Rectal Temperature. We think. (Daily Niner)



Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)



Codi Carmichael has see-thru undies. Just add water. (z0d)



Super Sexy Digital Desire Babe Sandra Shine (Freakshow Planet)



Grow A Mustache, Punch Cancer in the Mouth (Asylum)



Behind the Box: Scariest Cereal Mascots Ever (Top Cultured)



Supermodels Invaded Chicago (Guyism)



Onlookers Offer Sound Advice for Marine Corps Marathoners (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Jessica Jane Clement Gets Felt Up (Don Chavez)



11 Songs You Can't Avoid Hearing in a Bar (Guyism)



Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1 (atom)



Musta Been the Only Bus Seat Left (NextRound)



Slutty Halloween Girls to the Rescue (Babelgum)



Ghoulishly Green Halloween Cocktails Add to the Party Atmosphere (The Bachelor Guy)



Five Bosses You'll Have After College (College Humor)



25 Candies You Don't Want for Halloween (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is shaking her bikini-clad booty.



It's hypnotic, isn't it?

Captivating Kristina Rose is also shaking her natural-born thickness:



but that's not all she's into, nosiree. She's a total filthbags.

From babes to bands... we take a look at KISS, who are touring now:



That's Tommy Thayer singing "Shock Me" in Birmingham. Sacrilege or progress? You decide.

From heavy metal to heavy artilery, here's the new trailer for LEFT 4 DEAD 2:



Best-looking game EVER? We think so.

The stunning Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again showing off her ass...ets.



She's got some new ruby red platform heels...not that we're paying much attention to her feet.

Speaking of which, Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:




CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-working in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Caught On Video: Police beating in San Bernardino

Alexas Texas Shakes Her Booty in a Pink Bikini

KISS: 'Shock Me' LIVE in Birmingham with Tommy Thayer

Alanna Ackerman Oils up Her F-Cup Funbags

Warren DeMartini Records Solo for new RATT song 'Lost Weekend'

Kristina Rose Shakes her Big Wet Ass

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 - Game Trailer

Brianna Frost Shows off Her Shiny Red Shoes...and her slamming Body

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