MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

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Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.