MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Hayden Strips Out Of Her F*CK ME Shirt

The slender, fit Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS has the look of a librarian with those glasses, but when she starts shaking that magnificent hiney of hers, the only thing you're going to need a book for is to hide your boner. Music by our friends at LEFT DISGUSTED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER...





...and if you're looking for something to do with that boner (unless of course you're a girl and incapable of getting a boner)... CLICK OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH HAYDEN LIVE ON CAM!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Hayden Strips Out Of Her F*CK ME Shirt

The slender, fit Hayden has the look of a librarian with those glasses, but when she starts shaking that magnificent hiney of hers, the only thing you're going to need a book for is to hide your boner. Music by our friends at LEFT DISGUSTED.

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Hayden Strips Out Of Her F*CK ME Shirt

FOUNDRY CAMS: Hayden Strips Out Of Her F*CK ME Shirt
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The slender, fit Hayden has the look of a librarian with those glasses, but when she starts shaking that magnificent hiney of hers, the only thing you're going to need a book for is to hide your boner. Music by our friends at LEFT DISGUSTED.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER

Remember those old Doublemint Gum comercials? Yeah, this is nothing like that. Brooke and Vikki are identical 20 year-old twins on FOUNDRY CAMS who enjoy doing everything together, including showing off their perfect bodies on their webcam. Special thanks to our buddies at HINDER and Universal for 'Use Me' (click to download the song!).






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!




Of course, if you haven't passed out by the time the video is finished, you should head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Vikki LIVE ON WEBCAM!




Remember, bands, artists, labels...

if you want YOUR song featured in a FOUNDRY CAMS video,

Just send your CD and press kit to:

FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

FOUNDRY CAMS: DANNI DAVIS ROCKS OUT IN THE KITCHEN

After drooling over her first video, we sent the petite, bisexual, and beautiful Danni Davis another FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt (a pink one, this time) in the hopes that she would make another video for us, and as luck would have it, she DID! Music by CRASH KELLY.

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FOUNDRY CAMS: DANNI DAVIS ROCKS OUT IN THE KITCHEN

After drooling over her first video, we sent the petite, bisexual, and beautiful Danni Davis another FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt (a pink one, this time) in the hopes that she would make another video for us, and as luck would have it, she DID! Danni set up her cam in the ktichen and got down to business not normally seen in that setting. "Trash Talk" by CRASH KELLY.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE DANNI's NEW VIDEO



Then, once you regain feeling in your legs, you should head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Davis LIVE on cam!

FOUNDRY CAMS: DANNI DAVIS ROCKS OUT IN THE KITCHEN

FOUNDRY CAMS: DANNI DAVIS ROCKS OUT IN THE KITCHEN
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After drooling over her first video, we sent the petite, bisexual, and beautiful Danni Davis another FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt (a pink one, this time) in the hopes that she would make another video for us, and as luck would have it, she DID! Danni set up her cam in the ktichen and got down to business not normally seen in that setting. Music by CRASH KELLY.

NEW DVD REVIEWS: Throat Gaggers, Seasoned Players, Lord Of Asses, F**k My Mom and Me

Once again, we're staying at home while the rest of the world is enjoying the warm weather. Why? Because we're all shut-ins that have big boxes of DVDs in front of us that need reviewing.

Check out some of the latest titles we're spending time and money on:



Throat Gaggers

Seasoned Players 3

Lord Of Asses 11

F**k My Mom and Me 3

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt
Video sent by foundrymusic

Petite, smoking-hot, and bisexual. These are the words that leap to mind when describing the delicious Dani, a relatively new addition to FOUNDRY CAMS. We sent her a F*CK ME Shirt, and she wore it for about sixty seconds before tearing it off to play with her perky boobs.
Music by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND).

FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Petite, smoking-hot, & bisexual. These are the words that leap to mind when describing the delicious Dani. We sent her a F*CK ME Shirt, and she wore it for about sixty seconds before tearing it off to play with her perky boobs. Music by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER)

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Petite, smoking-hot, and BISEXUAL. These are the words that leap to mind when describing the delicious Dani, a relatively new addition to FOUNDRY CAMS. We sent her a FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt, and she wore it for about sixty seconds before tearing it off to play with her perky boobs.




Music by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND).
Thanks to our own Jon for the great editing job.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION



Then, as if you had a choice in the matter...Go to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Dani LIVE

CAM GIRL PROFILE: EVE

It's been a while since we offered up one of the lovely girls of FOUNDRY CAMS for interviewing purposes, so we set up survelliance equipment and tracked down the gorgeous, goth-ish EVE, who you may remember from her most recent video in which she's sporting our signature FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt, and shaking her outstanding ass.

We sent our usual batch of stupid over to EVE's house (actually we tied the questions to a brick and tossed it through her bedroom window), and she fired them back with the appropriate answers...which we kind of appreciated...







CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!



Once the fluids return to your vital organs, you should head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and CHAT WITH EVE LIVE ON WEBCAM!

VACATION UPDATE 3: O&A Return LIVE tomorrow, New Podcast Online, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Interns Needed ASAP, Animation Contest, New Videos Online

Soooo, this will be the FINAL vacation update before the Opie and Anthony Show returns LIVE to the satellite and terrestrial airwaves tomorrow morning at 6am, and then it's back to bidness as usual...so let's get on with it, shall we?

Once again, if you missed any of The Worst Of Opie and Anthony, there are special episodes that were made just for this vacation that you can download via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 3/17/2008 (Worst of Louis CK)

Download the O&A Show 3/18/2008 (Worst of Jimmy Fallon)


Download the O&A Show 3/19/2008 (Worst Of Mike Rowe)

Download the O&A Show 3/20/2008 (Corey Feldman and Corey Haim)

Download the O&A Show 3/21/2008 (Bret Michaels, Bill Burr, Fez)

Download the O&A Show 3/24/2008 (Worst Of Louis CK)

Download the O&A Show 3/25/2008

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie carry his enormous TV into his apartment - online Now!!)

The Opie and Anthony Show NEEDS INTERNS - Sign Up To be an O&A Intern TODAY! (must get college credit)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's going to be in SEATTLE and PORTLAND this weekend! You can see him if you get your tickets now!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Cover My Face and Load My Mouth, we have some GREAT new pairs of sexy bosoms for you to gawk at...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Charlotte Vale

RateMyWOW: Jessica Woods

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::




Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW - Get 'em before they run out!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW...make it snappy!

..and speaking of shirts...

Beautiful, bendable, bangable Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new video in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO

There's fruits and berries in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Topless Blond Babes Sunbathing By The Lake

Pole Dancing Girl Lands On Her Head

Club Girls Flashing - A Montage

Why Did Kevin Moore leave DREAM THEATER?

Jackie Chan's Top Ten Stunts Ever Filmed

Braniac - a Slap To The Face - in Slow Motion

ROCK OF LOVE 2: Jessica Pukes

Slow Motion Tomato in A Blender

Denise Milani in Black Lingerie

Amy Winehouse Performs 'What About Us' at the Sylvia Young Theatre School

The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in MAY (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:

Jimmy's Glasses - By Tim B from Gambrills, MD

Tippy Tom Reads The Classics - by Joshua L. from Pomfret, CT

Banging at Bob's House - by Mark C. from Merrick, NY

CALL OF DUTY 4 - by Patrick P. from Canandaigua, NY

CALL OF DUTY 4 - by Matt M. from Chester, VA


Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn


Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ


1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ


O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic


Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):


The Opie and Anthony Show


Animation Contest

XM Satellite Radio


111 West 57th Street, Suite 500


New York, New York


10019

Need audio for your animation? CHECK OUT OUR MASSIVE AUDIO ARCHIVE OF OPIE AND ANTHONY BITS!... or use any audio from the show you want!

FOUNDRY CAMS: BRIANNA FROST Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Beautiful, bendable, brown-eyed Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt in her latest video, in which she's also sporting a pair of thigh-high latex platform boots, black panties, and a smile that will make you melt. Who knew the human body could move like this? Thank you, Brianna! Music by our friends at Carbon 9








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO



Then, once you regain feeling in your lower limbs, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brianna LIVE on webcam!

CAM GIRL PROFILE: FERRARI

The stunning, busty, beautiful young woman you see before you shares her name with an Italian sports car. Everyone meet Ferrari, a smoking hot Canadian in the ranks of FOUNDRY CAMS. Most recently, you have seen her prowling around in fishnets and her new pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt, and she managed to keep about an ounce of clothing on by the time the video was done. Ferrari took the time to answer our really dumb questions, and this is what they looked like when they came back...






CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO READ THE INTERVIEW


Then, with your free hand, you should HEAD TO FOUNDRY CAMS TO CHAT WITH FERRARI LIVE!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Ferrari in Fishets and a F*CK ME Shirt

Sexy Canadian Cam Girl Ferrari from FOUNDRY CAMS rips open her new pink F*CK ME Shirt to expose her amazing body, wrapped in a fishnet body suit, and even that doesn't stay on for long. She even manages to oil up her amazing boobs, making us all drool all over our jeans. Music by GARY HOEY.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH FERRARI!



Then, when you're about to collapse from lack of oxygen...head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ferrari LIVE!

Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Bob Grant, Sylvester Stallone, Andrew Morton - The Tom Cruise Author, CLOVERFIELD MONSTER PHOTOS

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (New Episodes Added Every Week!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we're busy as hell. Patrice Oneal got his ass up early and is hanging with the show. We're talking to radio legend Bob Grant this morning about his Lifetime achievement award getting nixed. We're also talking to the man...the legend... Sylvester Stalllone, who is promoting RAMBO. We're also hanging with Mr. Andrew Morton, author of Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography... so we have a busy busy show today.

CLOVERFIELD MONSTER PHOTOS: Thanks to our own ERock, who was at the CLOVERIELD screening the other day, we have EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some new boobies to amuse you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWoW: BRIANNA BREE

Speaking of boobies...look what WE got...

The lovely Krya from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video:





CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some tasty new toppings in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Polish Techno Granny

Deaf guy Sings 'Still of The Night' By WHITESNAKE

Joanna Pena - Big Booty Latina Babe

Samantha Gauge Strips Down Slowly

Nebraska Police Officer Fired For Being Too Fat

Scientology: Redux - By Tom Cruise

Kicking Through Ten Wooden Baseball Bats on Japanese TV

Norwegian Ski Jumper Bjoern Einar Romoeren Wipes Out

Thick Booty Shaking At The Motel

Superhuman Jump Rope On Japanese TV

Jeff Corliss Attempts Empire State Building BASE Jump

We're making friends all over the world wide interwebs and YOU CAN TOO! Just connect with us online and join in on the social networking addiction:

MySpace: Opie and Anthony
Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic

CAM GIRL PROFILE: ANGELINA

The captivating young lady whose eyes have you hypnotized is Angelina, a welcome addition to the ranks of FOUNDRY CAMS. Now, she may have only done one video for us in her F*CK ME Shirt, but we're not holding that against her, nosiree. She'll make more... oh yes, she ...will...make...more. Angelina was sent the usual hatful of stupid, and she sent back some of the best answers we've seen yet!






CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO READ THE INTERVIEW


When your slacks are overflowing with the happy, HEAD TO FOUNDRY CAMS TO CHAT WITH ANGELINA LIVE!

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, New O&A Video, Ralphie May, Angry Video Game Nerd, New O&A Photos, New Vid

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