Rick Renstrom the stumpy guitarist, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Mel Gibson Loves BJs, Amy Winehouse is Gorgeous, IRON MAIDEN's New Video, SLASH and Michael Monroe in Finland, August and the Atomic Wedgie, Jayden Jaymes and a lot of oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":

OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:


RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL

Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)

Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)


Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)

Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?

A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)

UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)

Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)

Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)

If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)

Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)

Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:

Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.

Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:

MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.

From great big guitars to great hineys...

The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:

She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.

Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...

...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Hedonism White Man Shuffle, New RESIDENT EVIL Trailer, Conan gets Nominated, Playmates in a Guitar Mag, SCORPIONS live, NIGHT RANGER over-explaining, Jayden Jaymes, Girls Kissing by the Pool, and Nude Yoga

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Everyone meet Hedo Rick, the whitest white man ever to try to bust a move at Hedonism:

We might seriously consider Booking Tickets to Hedonism just to see Rick.. and not to hook up with hundreds of promiscuous women. Nah, Never.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new Resident Evil film is online and now we're starting to look forward to it:

Honestly, More Milla = More Awesome. Naked Especially ... and Milla really does like being naked.

Conan was Nonimated for an Emmy (WWTDD)


PLAYBOY Playmates on the Cover of Gutiar World? Yay! (Drunken Stepfather)

We're into guitars...and of course, we're also into naked Playboy models... so it's a win-win for us.

20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands (HEAVY)

Mandy Lynn Naked is Muy Caliente... that means 'Muy Caliente' in Spanish. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Handsome Guy' Human Mask Is So Realistic, It's Creepy (URLesque)

The 25 Hottest Women from Paraguay (BroBible)

Jessica Jaymes wants you to see what's under her skirt... so have a look-see! (Dailyniner)

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special (UPROXX)

Katerina Hartlova is umm... uhh.. BOOBIES! (z0d)

Things That Should Not Be Found on the Backside of Someone’s Sweatpants (FunnyCrave)

Not-So-Normal Things in the Bedroom That Are Perfectly NORMAL (Campus Socialite)

Independence Day Extended Scene (CollegeHumor)

Remembering McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The SCORPIONS are on tour now (for the last time - get those tickets) and they hit Michigan the other day to bang out a few songs for the locals:

What??? No more Scorpions? we have to go see them before they go bye-bye.

Jack Blades from NIGHT RANGER is going to take a few minutes to explain how the band came up with the song "Secret of My Success"

...it's a few minutes you're going to want back. With that said, watch and learn!

From Bands, let's make the ol shift to BOOBIES...

Multiple AVN Award-Winner Jayden Jaymes is in the new BIG WET ASSES video:

...and this is about all we can show you from her portion. GET BIG WET ASSES 17 - before they're all...gone?

Zara and Eve from Sapphic Erotica are hanging out by the pool, in bikinis, and they can't keep their hands off one another:

They splash around innocently for oh...20 seconds... and that plan goes all to hell ...and we're all fine with that.

This large-breasted blond is Marilyn from FTVGirls and she's doing Yoga...topless:

...and if you need more information than that before you click on that clip... then you shouldn't be here.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Dio is Dead, Cyclist vs Car, Inside a Tornado, Kendra is Behind the Sex Tape, Jenna Bentley and Creepy Old Guy, QUEENSRYCHE and the Chunky Dominatrix, CHICKENFOOT's New Video, Veronica Saint's Lucky Thong, Jayden James Topless Car Ride, New Carmen Video

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.


Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.

A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:


And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.

This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...


Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)

Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.


Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)

And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!

Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)

Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)

Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)

Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)

Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)

Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)

Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)

A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:

...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.

Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:

the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)

From Supergroups to super-hot ass

The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:

Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.

Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:

Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Friday Links: Drunk Girl Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Chubby Boy Wants His Noodles, Link Love, Steel Panther Acoustic, TAKERS trailer, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie

Did you wake up to a drunk girl passed out in your bathroom?

You did? Then you, friend, are on your way to a wonderful weekend filled with adultery.

...and if YOu don't take advantage of the situation....

She'll go right out again and have a helluva time with The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Never get between a young chubby boy and his noodles:

For he will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his noodles.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Did Paris Hilton's Boobs get Bigger?(Drunken Stepfather)
Honestly, When will Paris Hilton Make Another Sex Tape?

Karlie Montana is actually... from Arizona (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Max will have your boners set to 'Max'... umm, yeah (z0d)

Hot Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez wants to lick your...lolly (Freakshow Planet)

A Practical Guide to Enjoying the Jeff Dunham Show (FunnyCrave)

Soccer Player Attacks Laughing Fan Over Red Card (DJMICK)

Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party (Dave and Thomas)

Cougar of the Week: Shannan (Cougar Patrol)

Hot Water Floor Prank (Today's Big Thing)

Remix: Movies By The Numbers (College Humor)

Real Life Demotivational Poster (Top Cultured)

The Ten Greatest Letterman Moments (Gunaxin)

Get your hands on a pair of Estrada sunglasses

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Beautiful adult starlet Jayden Cole can't go two seconds without touching herself.

That's two seconds longer than we would last.

F-ing fantastic Phoenix Marie is feeling herself up for her fella:

Her hubby is a lucky lucky boy.

From babes to bands... we take a look at STEEL PANTHER rocking the acoustic guitars:

His dong is community property... damn radio edits.

Aaaand now we take a left turn and check out the new trailer for TAKERS:

A bunch of rappers and Matt Dillon. Is he in EVERY movie? No, wait. That's Samuel L Jackson.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Jayden Cole Touches Herself On The Stairs
STEEL PANTHER: 'Community Property' LIVE - Acoustic Version
Misty Anderson Pulls Off Her Panties Outdoors
TAKERS - Official Trailer
Erica Campbel Loses her Green Lingerie
Let My Noodles Go! - Chubby Boy Fights For His Noodles
Phoenix Marie Strips Naked and Gives Her Husband some LOVE

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Monday Links: Drunk Girl Disposal, Fat Guy Wants Chicken, Extended clip from '2012', Lots of link love, METALLICA and LACUNA COIL live, Jayden Cole is a peeping tom, Zuzinka Installs Windows 7, Topless Euro Babes

Sooo, it's Monday morning, and that chick you hooked up with over the weekend will NOT wake up.

This trashed bikini babe is brought to you by the nice folks who encourage adulterous affairs with drunk bikini girls. Bring 'em home and bang 'em.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This super-reasonable portly gentleman WANTS...HIS...CHICKEN, dammit!

Way to keep your cool, chubby. Especially in front of the kid.

Speaking of keeping your cool, that's exactly what John Cusack is NOT doing in this 5 minute-clip from 2012:

By golly, that Roland Emmerich sure does like blowing up the world, doesn't he?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make Money now (and you don't even have to lube up your no-no spot)

She's got bigger biceps than your chick.

Interview with Dustin Diamond...aka Screech (Drunken Stepfather) ...you know Dustin Diamond put out a homemade sex tape called 'Screeched', right?

Tammi James and the luckies li'l dildo EVER (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Kristy will make you Kreme your trousers (z0d)

Five Reasons Chicago Was Rejected For 2016 Olympic Games (Dave and Thomas)

Andie Valentino...boy's name. Girl's Boobies. Yaay boobies! (Freakshow Planet)

Obama + T-Pain's iPhone App (Yep Yep)

Video: Bungee Jump Goes Horribly Wrong In Phuket (DJMICK)

Unintentionally Gay Ads of Yesteryear (FunnyCrave)

Cactus Club (Yep Yep)

Michael Bay Inspired Hockey Intro Is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

Bloody Mary Buffalo Wings (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexual Favor Fail (College Humor)

The Nine Most Annoying CommerCial Jingles of All Time (Super Tremendous)

If Celebrities Were the Animals They Look Like (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

This naughty peeping tom is Jayden Cole, and she's spying on the pool boy.

...with a telescope? Either the pool boy is in the next town, or she wants to inspect his back moles.

Keeping with the plausible scenarios, here's Czech babe Zuzinka getting naked and installing Windows 7.

Because you're really paying attention to her laptop...not her legs and boobs, right? Zuzinka loves dildos.. Just a random tidbit for ya.

From boobies to bands, METALLICA is on tour now, and brought out "Through the Never" in Tampa:

That's the first time in over a decade they've rocked that one live.

Our Italian friends in LACUNA COIL performed an acoustic version of "Spellbound" in Syracuse:

...and this was at 2:30 in the afternoon, before their sold-out gig that night.

....and back to boobies with some lovely lesbian European busty hotties on a beach.

That's it. We're moving... to wherever these women are.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Nude Large-Breasted Girls Groping Each other on the Beach
2012 - 5 Minute Preview Clip
Zuzinka Installs Windows 7
Angry Fat Man Wants His Chicken
Jayden Cole is a Peeping Tom
LACUNA COIL: 'Spellbound' Acoustic LIVE in Syracuse
Ewa Sonnet Topless Compilation
METALLICA: 'Through the Never' LIVE in Tampa

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