Thursday Links: Shirtless Moped wipeout, SUV vs. Store front, Make a Dare, Ke$ha's Awful Ass, Bar Refaeli in Lingerie, SLASH has to practice, WINGER

Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:



Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?




Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.

In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:




If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)





Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)



The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)



Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)



Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)



Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)



10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)



The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:



He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.

Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:



We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From bands to babes, lookee who it is!

Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:



Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.

Yay! More fanny!

Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:



She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Monday Links: Fourth of July Fools, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Michael Jackson Rehearsal video, KISS in Argentina, Face Planting, Leg Lifting, Boob Exposing

Haha. You drove your waverunner into 40 feet of low tide:

We never get tired of morons. Have to thank the woman for Tweeting this. She's got a keen eye for stupid. That's why she lives with us.

Speaking of the 4th of July...

Did you go to the shore this weekend and hook up with an engaged chick in a beach motel? If so, congratulations. You did exactly what 90% of the population did.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for She is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Monica Sweet and Nataly:

RateMyWOW: Monica Sweet
RateMyWOW: Nataly

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This folks, is what is called "Instant Karma"


Next time you feel like tooling on someone, think about this, Bubba.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your rotten attitude is, so lighten up before you get shit-canned)

Kim Kardashian BBQ Bikini Spread (and Kim Kardashian spreading her legs for Ray J)

Babies Love Boobs Too (Manofest)

The Peekaru Makes The Snuggie Look Cool

'I never Copped A Feel' (Michael Jackson parody)

Another 48 Funny Signs That Got Lost In Translation

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' angle works for some folks)

Our friend Melissa Midwest is all about the boob-massage:

Quite frankly, so are we. Maybe she'll hook us up. You never know

Aaand as long as we're on the topic of boobs, Charlie is taking her bra off:

Granted, she's on the bathroom floor... she's still getting naked though.

From racks, we go to rock... and KISS played in front of 55,000 people of Buenos Aires:

That's Gene. That's not Ace. It's Tommy Thayer.

...and here's the final MICHAEL JACKSON rehearsal footage from the Staples Center:

That's Australian guitarist Orianthi Panagaris, by the way. She's played with everyone from Carrie Underwood to Steve Vai to Eric Clapton.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Tara Scotti and Mercedes work their legs and Arms
KISS: 'Strutter' Live in Buenos Aires
Melissa Midwest Boob Rubdown on the Bed
Final Michael Jackson Rehearsal Footage at STAPLES Center
Charlie Strips Topless on the Bathroom Floor
CCTV: Factory Worker Knocked Over by Forklift
Sexy Russian Teen Rita Gets Naked
Face Plant = Instant Karma

 

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