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Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:
Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?THAT's TERRIBLE:(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?
Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:
If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)
Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)
Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:
He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:
We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.From bands to babes, lookee who it is!Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:
Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.Yay! More fanny!Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:
For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:
She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?
If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.THAT's TERRIBLE:(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...
Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:
It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.
Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes
Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)A Town Called Panic (atom)Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?
He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...
Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobiesIf you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:
Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:
She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!
If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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THAT's TERRIBLE:When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?
There's a first time for everthing, apparently...THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)
Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)
Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"
Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:
This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:
AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:
It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:
Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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THAT's TERRIBLE:Well, "Terrible" in the sense that we have no idea how to get in touch with this girl...
We don't know what's more distracting; the hair or the tongue. Wait, yeah...it's the hair.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)
Whose boobs in a tube dress are these? (Drunken Stepfather)Here's a hint -- you've seen her nailing more than one guy on video. She's what we'd refer to as a "Good Egg".
Heidi and her new Boobs will do PLAYBOY again (WWTDD)...because she thinks she made a few mistakes when she did it the firs time.THE WOLFMAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)Penthouse Pet Zoe Britton...is a Gal we'd sure like to Hit on...get it? (FreakshowPlanet)The 5 Most Common Interview Questions and How to Answer Them (The Campus Throne)'scuse me...while I kiss the Sky...Taylor, that is. (z0d)Buck You! VIOLENT and AWESOME Credit Union Commercial! (Dave and Thomas)Lupe Fuentes soaking wet in a Gold Bikini (Dailyniner)So There's A Groin Kick World Record (GammaSquad)20 Amazing Animal-Shaped Clouds (SuperTremendous)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)Not that anyone knew (except for the handful of VIPs who DID)...but GUNS N ROSES made a surprise appearance at The Rose Bar in NYC last night:
Totally acoustic. Totally packed room. Hard as hell to hear anything. Nice fu manchu, Axl.Even though ACE FREHLEY has been sober for a while...
He still can't walk a straight line on stage. This is him in Australia singing the KISS classic, "Parasite"...and wobbling.What's the fastest way to get a dopey girl like Kelly Devine to take her shirt off?
Tell her she's being attacked by bees. That'll get her topless in no time.Sexy busty Czech LaTaya Roxx is taking her top off outside. Why, you ask?
Does it really matter WHY? No. No it doesn't. not one friggin' bit.Meet rocket scientist A and rocket scientist B... Kendra and Starrie:
Despite their genius-level IQ's, they still find time to get naked and do cartwheels on the streets of Venice, CA.Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:
Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
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be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
