Your mom likes singles, Escalator Mishap, Britney Spears in V Magazine, CHIMAIRA's Charlie Sheen tribute, MOTORHEAD on Jimmy Fallon, SLASH in Australia

We don't want to alarm you, but we caught your mom at her night job the other evening:

We're responsible for at least ten of the singles she brought home in her butt and the stain she brought home on her shirt... we're gentlemanly when it comes to mothers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

All you need is Benny Hill music and this video would be PERFECT!

Going Down - Watch your step!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Britney Spears is on the cover of V Magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

and the "V" is for "Vapid"... see, cuz it's Britney Spears... and umm, you get it.


Raisa has a terrible name and a great body. This will set off a theme in today's update (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Chantelle Fontaine has a name like a tranny...she's suspect until we see a birth certificate (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black is pasty and white. She really should consider a name change to fit her pasty complexion (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

The whole world has Charlie Sheen fever and the guys in CHIMAIRA are no exception:

Presenting a death metal cover of The TROGGS "Wild Thing" in honor of Charlie Sheen's role in MAJOR LEAGUE.

Lemmy and MOTORHEAD were showing off their face bumps in New York City on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Singing "Get Back In Line"... and shaking like a leaf. Just watch Lemmy's right arm.

SLASH and Andrew Stockdale from WOLFMOTHER impressed the hell out of everyone in Brisbane:

OK, maybe not EVERYONE. A few people stayed home to drink oil cans of Foster's. And that's how you make a sweeping generalization.

Now, before you get too cultured, here's some BOOBS, and we don't mean your parents... ZING!:

Anyone else think Tommie Jo is a lousy name?

Us too. Booooo, Tommie Jo. Your name sucks.

Speaking of awful names, Cali Lakai probably got picked on a lot when she was a kid.

hence the need to take her clothes off for attention. Of course we're guessing. We have no concrete information.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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Thursday Links: Fox News Anchor On-Air Curse, Subway Bottle Smash, Link Love, KISS plug-fest on WGN-TV, Sharae Spears and Karla Spice Get Naked, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fox 5 Anchor Ernie Anastos told weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep fucking that chicken" last night

Why? WE HAVE NO...IDEA...WHATSOEVER.

A shirtless guy with an empty bottle is pacing in front of you at 430am in an empty subway terminal...

How do YOU think this is going to end? Hmmm?.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox boring-as-shit interview (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox not-even-remotely-boring BOOBIES

Erin Nicole has perky pink nubs (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jennifer (Bullz-Eye)

Lola puts a lucky Blue Vibrator in bottom (z0d)

Get A Job! Being Famous For Being Famous (Yep Yep)

Ten Memorable Movie Sword Fights (Gunaxin)

The 10 Toughest Guys in the NBA (Recall)

Kayden Kross is naked on the phone... Shh! Keep it down! (Freakshow Planet)

Oktoberfest Gallery: Beer, Babes And More Beer (DJMICK)

Conjoined Fruits and Veggies (URLesque)

Robot gives Copier a Lap Dance (The Bachelor Guy)

A Flowchart For Writing an Episode of The Jay Leno Show (FunnyCrave)

Life In The Fast Lane: The 15 Hottest WAGs of NASCAR (Bleacher Report)

10 ridiculously expensive Domain names (Made Man)

Swayze's forgotten role: Dirty River Dancing (atom)

Cereal for Real-eal (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is flaunting her fine ass in a black dress:

Why even wear clothes? She should just go naked.

Magnificent specimen and PLAYBOY hottie Sharae Spears is getting naked before going on stage:

You know how some method actors have weird rituals? Well, maybe this is hers.

It's a Gene and Paul plug-fest on WGN-TV this morning as KISS promotes their North American Tour and new album:

ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom. OK, Alright. We get it.

Aaaand back to the booty with Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez:

They're comparing ass-poses to see who has the best booty. Ladies, don't bicker! Your butts are bootiful. Get it? Booty? Full? eh.

Who doesn't enjoy a game of topless Spring Break beach football?

Show of hands? Exactly... everyone loves boobies on the beach!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Karla Spice Shows Off In A Tiny Black Dress
KISS interviewed on WGN-TV in Chicago
Topless Football on a Miami Beach
Ernie Anastos: 'Keep Fucking That Chicken' LIVE News Blooper
Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez - Best Ass Pose
Caught on CCTV: Train passenger nearly loses eye in station attack
Sharae Spears Strips Backstage

 

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Jeff Ross at the VMAs, Roland sings Pavarotti, O&A Show Coming to Philly this week, Car Crash Comedy this Friday

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Joe Elliot impression (yeah, because it's ann 80's reference day for some reason). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. (We watch them, and you should too!). Incidentally, the Miss Paltalk contest begins this week, and you're going to need the Paltalk to check it out. Stay tuned for details.

Today on the radio POgram, we'll be dicussing the Anniversary of the 9-11 Tragedy. We hve a bunch of NEW tribute songs to play for you, so strap in, kids. They're awful. Our pal, comedian Jeff Ross was at the MTV VMAs last night watching Kid Rock punch Tommy Lee get into a fight and commenting on the so-called Britney Spears Comeback Performance.

Thanks to Sam, we have a new video of our own Roland singing his tribute to the late Luciano Pavarotti:


Roland Sings Pavarotti...poorly

The O&A Show heads to Philadelphia this week beginning Wednesday right after the show! We'll be broadcasting LIVE from WYSP in Philadelphia on Thursday the 13th:



CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF THE 'O&A CAFE' AT WYSP!


Second, we will be broadcasting LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philly on Friday the 14th. Doors open at 5am. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available.

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at the TLA in Philadelphia on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from reconsituted hamburger meat (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

Naked Lake Chicks in Arizona: Once again, if you're still looking for those photos and videos of the naked chicks at Lake Havasu in Arizona (and judging by the amount of emails, you still are...sheesh)... O&A were checking out Spring Break University this morning, and oofah... orgy lake... Anyway, that's the site they were talking about, so stop Emailing.

We added another wonderful stack o' videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


European Boob-Flashing Montage

Tandem Paragliding Accident In Switzerland

Tandem Paragliding Accident In Switzerland

Maggie Gyllenhaal Topless in 'SherryBaby'

Waking Up The Sleeping Drunk College Girls

Nipple Slip On Russian Hidden Camera Show

Global Warming In A Jar - 4th Grade Greenhouse Gas Presentation

Makoto Nagano Completes Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course

Britney Spears 'Comeback' at the 2007 MTV VMAs

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