Tuesday Links: Motorcycle Theft Foiled, KISS rings Closing Bell, Heidi Montag does Yoga, FEAR FACTORY live in Australia, Gisele Gives a Lap Dance, Kar

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Monday Links: Underwater MILF affair, OZZY, METALLICA, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, SLIPKNOT LIVE, Link Lovin', Karla Spice, Sasha Cane, Taylor Steele topless

Did you spend your weekend having the ultimate underwater MILF threesome?

If you didn't, then we suggest you move your ass and engage in some adulterous underwater fun. It's naughty... and it burns calories.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

It's terrible that we didn't get to go to the show, actually.

OZZY OSBOURNE joined METALLICA on stage at Madison Square Garden for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary concert.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Christina Ricci's Boobs In A Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
And of course, Christina Ricci naked in a bunch of movies.

Danika is too Damn Sexy for her own Damn Good (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)

Valentina Vaughn is Very Naughty in a Pink Bikini (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover (FunnyCrave)

The Women of 1983 (Part 1) (Guyism)

Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)

Macy's, Philly Inq Celebrate Phillies Back-to-Back World Championships (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

UT Vols Break Out The Black Jerseys (Dave and Thomas)

Caution: Zombie Children In The Road (IHeartChaos)

Sony Lies. Admits it. 'This is It' to run until Thanksgiving (FilmDrunk)

Top 5: Annoying Talents Of President Obama

Trying too hard to be cool Fail (Banned in Hollywood)

Four Hot Female Criminals and their Sexy Crimes (Gunaxin)

George A Romero's 'Survival of the Dead' Promo Trailer (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary:

Honestly, she's just pretending to be one. And we're pretending not to be interested. *drool*.

Seductive Sahsa Cane is dancing around in her purple underwear:

Why? Because she can. She digs being naked too.

From racks to rock, we're going to check in with SLIPKNOT Who did their thing on Jimmy Kimmel Live:

SLIPKNOT just re-released Their debut Disc for all you maggots.

Welcome back, Zakk! BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played a free gig in New York City, bringin Zakk Wylde back to the stage:

It's all in honor of Zakk's new line of Epiphone Guitars.

Enormously busty Taylor Steele from Scoreland has G-Cup bosoms

How big is a G-cup? Bigger than a handful, friend.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary
METALLICA and OZZY OSBOURNE: 'Paranoid' LIVE at MSG in New York City
Sasha Dances In Purple Panties
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY: 'Stillborn' LIVE In New York City
Taylor Steele Busts Out Her G-Cup Boobs
SLIPKNOT: 'Snuff' on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Tuesday Links: Bike vs Utility Pole, Meredith Viera is a Cougar, Lots of Links, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Shauna Sand Sex Tape, Violet Erotica, Lisa Lipps, Karla Spice

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He's Danish. He's riding a Bike

A Broken English Bus Brawl, that's what!

Who wants to be a 55 year-old cougar? Mededith Viera, apparently.

OK, that wasn't nice. The Who Wants to be a Millionaire? may have been 54 when that episode was taped.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Shauna Sand has a sex tape... what a ....shocker. (Drunken Stepfather)... and look, it's being brought to you by the nice folks at VIVID

Jana and Jayme aren't playing their guitars, but they are playing with one another (Daily Niner)

The Top 10 Ways to Prepare Yourself to Meet Women Tonight (Bullz-Eye)

Dominique has Massive Meat Curtains (z0d)

Irena Aikens is Achin' for a Bangin' (Freakshow Planet)

130 Halloween Pumpkin Carvings for Your Inspiration (Walyou)

Homer Simpson Made With Weed (Warming Glow)

Filthy-Mouthed Woman Vehemently Denies Vehicular-Fellatio Rumors (LemonDrop)

Ten Reasons 'Stand By Me' is Cool

Letterman Sex Scandal - The Movie (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

Lustful Latina Karla Spice likes the night life. She likes to boogie...

...she also likes getting totally naked on camera...and we're not 100% sure about the 'night life' part.

Adult starlet Lisa Lipps has 36DDD boobs:

and as you'll see in the clip, she's very very proud of them. What she DOES with them is even more impressive.

From heavy hooters to heavy metal, our friends in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH blew the roof off the House of Blues in Boston:

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH is on tour now - Get those tickets at Stub Hub!.

Our pouty lipped princess Violet Erotica is showing off her domestic side, and doing the dishes...naked:

Not only has Violet been in a number of FOUNDRY CAMS clips, but she's doing the totally nekkid thing on her own site as well.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Karla Spice Slips Out of Her Tight Blue Skirt
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Never Enough' LIVE in Boston
Lisa Lipps and Her 36DDD Bouncing Boobs
Young Danish Kid Crashes Bike while Father Videotapes
Violet Does The Dishes... Naked
Meredith Viera Hits On 'Millionaire' Contestant

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Thursday Links: Fox News Anchor On-Air Curse, Subway Bottle Smash, Link Love, KISS plug-fest on WGN-TV, Sharae Spears and Karla Spice Get Naked, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fox 5 Anchor Ernie Anastos told weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep fucking that chicken" last night

Why? WE HAVE NO...IDEA...WHATSOEVER.

A shirtless guy with an empty bottle is pacing in front of you at 430am in an empty subway terminal...

How do YOU think this is going to end? Hmmm?.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox boring-as-shit interview (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox not-even-remotely-boring BOOBIES

Erin Nicole has perky pink nubs (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jennifer (Bullz-Eye)

Lola puts a lucky Blue Vibrator in bottom (z0d)

Get A Job! Being Famous For Being Famous (Yep Yep)

Ten Memorable Movie Sword Fights (Gunaxin)

The 10 Toughest Guys in the NBA (Recall)

Kayden Kross is naked on the phone... Shh! Keep it down! (Freakshow Planet)

Oktoberfest Gallery: Beer, Babes And More Beer (DJMICK)

Conjoined Fruits and Veggies (URLesque)

Robot gives Copier a Lap Dance (The Bachelor Guy)

A Flowchart For Writing an Episode of The Jay Leno Show (FunnyCrave)

Life In The Fast Lane: The 15 Hottest WAGs of NASCAR (Bleacher Report)

10 ridiculously expensive Domain names (Made Man)

Swayze's forgotten role: Dirty River Dancing (atom)

Cereal for Real-eal (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is flaunting her fine ass in a black dress:

Why even wear clothes? She should just go naked.

Magnificent specimen and PLAYBOY hottie Sharae Spears is getting naked before going on stage:

You know how some method actors have weird rituals? Well, maybe this is hers.

It's a Gene and Paul plug-fest on WGN-TV this morning as KISS promotes their North American Tour and new album:

ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom. OK, Alright. We get it.

Aaaand back to the booty with Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez:

They're comparing ass-poses to see who has the best booty. Ladies, don't bicker! Your butts are bootiful. Get it? Booty? Full? eh.

Who doesn't enjoy a game of topless Spring Break beach football?

Show of hands? Exactly... everyone loves boobies on the beach!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Karla Spice Shows Off In A Tiny Black Dress
KISS interviewed on WGN-TV in Chicago
Topless Football on a Miami Beach
Ernie Anastos: 'Keep Fucking That Chicken' LIVE News Blooper
Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez - Best Ass Pose
Caught on CCTV: Train passenger nearly loses eye in station attack
Sharae Spears Strips Backstage

 

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Tuesday Links: Messy Motel Room Fling, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Rally Car Vs Horse, MÖTLEY CRÜE recruits Morgan Rose, New WHOOTY video, Karla Spice, Nikki Nova and Kristi Klenot Topless

Is this what your motel room looked like after that weekend adulterous fling?

This DNA-spackled motel room is brought to you by the people who encourage adulterous affairs in motel rooms. And you thought the NAACP was a noble organization.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This horse didn't stand a chance:

Rally Car + Horse + excessive speed = big mess.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Janessa and Misty:

RateMyWOW: JANESSA
RateMyWOW: MISTY

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Naomi Campbell forgot her underwear (Drunken Stepfather)... apparently Naomi Campbell forgets her undies frequently

Carli and Ann Marie are Munching on Each Other (z0d)

Girl Next Door Model: Emily (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Lana Lick One Another (Daily Niner)

STAR WARS: Longest Crash Ever (LinkDork)

Calista Valentine is Very Naked on the Porch (Freakshow Planet)

Lark Voorhies (aka Lisa Turtle) gets a facelift (Ice Ice Babies)

24 Sexy Pics Of Kari Ann Peniche (DJMICK)

10 of the best people using a gun Fails of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Kathy Ireland on Dancing With The Stars (Gunaxin)

Highway Condom Explosion

District 9 Short ‘Alive In Joburg’ (Dave and Thomas)

Puppet Rodeo (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely latina is Karla Spice:

She's 18 years-old, South American, she's walking topless on a beach, and she's SINGLE.

This busty sexy Czech is Kristi Klenot has E-cup boobs:

and right now she's taking her top off in the kitchen.

From Boobs, we move to bands and our friends in MÖTLEY CRÜE:

Tommy Lee burned his hand playing with sparklers... but he's still touring with CRÜE FEST 2 - get your tickets now!

Aaaand BACK to boobies and BOOTY with our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Kristi Klenot Plays with Her E-Cup Boobs in the Kitchen
Caught on CCTV: Car Crashes Through Barricade and Bursts Into Flames
Nikki Nova Striptease Montage
MÖTLEY CRÜE: 'Dr Feelgood' LIVE in Michigan - Featuring Morgan Rose on drums
Karla Spice Peels off her Yellow Bikini
Rally Car Hits Horse in Argentina
FOUNDRY CAMS: She's a WHOOTY

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