Train Pole Dancing, Awful Salsa Dancing, Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini, SLASH Tackled, MEGADETH guitarist falls, CINDERELLA in Spain, NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, Mary Carey Topless

So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?

Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...

Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two

Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...

Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)

and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!


Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies

Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)

Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)

'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)

Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)

Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)

The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)

Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)

Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)

Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:

SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.

And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:

Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.

And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:

This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.

From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...

So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:

Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up

Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.

We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.

This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:

Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day Hump Advice, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Train Rips Through Truck, Grinch steals Santa, Rob Zombie Live, Jelena Jensen, Playboy'

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. Did you ever want to learn how to hump better?



We honestly thought we were pros. Then we saw Dr Z's new instructional video.

Then we realized how much we suck at humping.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Elis Diamond:






RateMyWOW: ELIS DIAMOND

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa. You ever see a tractor trailer come apart like that?




Train tore through that sucker like it was tissue paper.

Sheesh. Some people just can't get into the Christmas spirit:




Some San Antonio kids are going to be awfully lonely this Christmas.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)




Pam Anderson is still very bang-able
(Drunken Stepfather)

perhaps she could make another SEX TAPE...like the one she did with BRET MICHAELS


Faye has nice li'l nubs, and a giant Vag (z0d)



Featured Model: Andrenia Samudio (Bullz-Eye)



Looking up Lola's lucky skirt! (Daily Niner)



Celebrity Sex Tapes Nobody Wants To See (Heavy)



Crissy Moran is More than just Sexy (FreakshowPlanet)



30 People Who Might Be Aliens (Manofest)



Three Cheers for Jordan Fish (Big League Screw)



The Ten Must-See Christmas Horror Movies (Gunaxin)



A stick figure drawing of Jesus gets second grader suspended (Guyism)



How To Be an American Politician (FunnyCrave)



Axon, Axoff - Scientists Discover How To Regrow Nerve Cells (GammaSquad)



How To Fight Bullies (Yep Yep)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Busty adult starlet Jelena Jensen has a 34F-sized chest:



How she stands upright is a mystery to us.

Busty, booty-tastic Latina Bridgitte B ejoys other women and other men for that matter:



She also enjoys the taste of a young fella. Lucky you, mister!

Our buddy ROB ZOMBIE is on tour now (click for tickets) and was at Mohegan Sun doing "Dragula":



Honestly, could anyone other than ROB ZOMBIE get away with playing Munsters video without being booed off stage?

Aaaaand back to boobies (of course), we honor PLAYBOY's Nikki Ryann, who claims to enjoy french fries



We don't believe that one bit. You don't get an ass like that eating fries.

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.

The girls provide the boobies.






CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!



(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



The Grinch Who Stole the Inflatable Santa

Bridgette B has Got Big Boobs and Booty

ROB ZOMBIE: "Dragula" LIVE at Mohegan Sun

PLAYBOY's Nikki Ryann Gets Naked

Train Rips Through Semi Truck

Jelena Jensen in Baby Blue

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