Rapper hit by Ice Cream Truck, Montana Fishburne in a Music Video & Sex Tape, ROB ZOMBIE is still pissed at OZZY, IRON MAIDEN live in NYC, Sasha Grey and Veronika Zemanova get Naked

It's time for that mid-week fling, so clock out early and take a flirty co-worker to a local motel...

"Hump day" rolls off the tongue better than "Take a flirty co-worker to a local motel Day" and that's why the Greeks called it 'hump day' day in the first place. Yes, it was the Greeks. You think we just make this shit up?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

If you're dumb enough to dance backwards into traffic, then you probably deserve to get smacked by an ice cream truck:

Just like this brilliant 26 year-old rapper who sauntered his way into traffic singing his own songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne's Sex Tape is getting Bumped up (WWTDD)

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!

Speaking of the lovely Montana Fishburne, she's about to win the Nobel Prize for 'Disappointing Daddy' with her cameo in Brian Pumper's new rap video:

This li'l ditty is affectionately called "Oh and It's Shaved". It's about umm... shaving?


guess who's all growed up and getting naked in the movies? (Drunken Stepfather)

You want a hint? Hmm... Run, Forrest! Ruuuun!... Dead giveaway? Damn.

The Ten Most Notorious Nerd Queens (Gunaxin)

Drunken Internet Distractions (College Humor)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)

IHC imagines The Expendables in the decade it should have happened: The 1980s (I Heart Chaos)

Alisha King is wearing an old-school fedora...and that's it. (Dailyniner)

20 Great TV Ad Campaigns for 20 Great Beers (BroBible)

Alexis Texas shows her young blond friend all about southern hospitality (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Someone is holding a grudge, aren't they? ROB ZOMBIE was being interviewed backstage at the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and ripped OZZY OSBOURNE...again:

Rob doesn't take too kindly to Ozzy taking his band members. second slam in a month, dammit.

...and when he's NOT pissed off ROB ZOMBIE makes happy music...well, depending on your definition of 'Happy':

Mo' Human 'den Human, mudderfuggers.

Holy crap. Who knew New York City had so many Headbangers? IRON MAIDEN is on tour now (click for them tix)...and they packed Madison Square Garden:

Manhattan Metalheads... Who knew?

From metal... we segue onto...MELONS!

Sultry skinny adult mega-starlet Sasha Grey can't get out of her skirt fast enough:

Sasha Grey is one of the few adult stars who can make THIS kind of smutty goodness and then go on to make mainstream films lke 'The Girlfriend Experience'

Busty Czech beauty Veronika Zemanova was born into poverty:

What better reason to use your fantastic female form to lift yourself out of the poorhouse.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Rob Zombie is Mad at Ozzy, Miranda Kerr is Pregnant, Tara Reid is Alive, Medal of Honor Teaser, LYNCH MOB live, Kayden Kross, September Carrino, Leigh Livingston

Oh, it's hump day. You know what that means, don't you? time to cozy up to that cute co-worker, and...

Well, you know. the Navajo Indians called it 'Hump Day' after the millions of natives that wouldn't stop having adulterous affairs mid-week. Serious. Look it up.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

ROB ZOMBIE is none too pleased with OZZY OSBOURNE for taking his musicians:

Fight! Fight! a n... Wait, no...that'll never work. If you want to see Zombie's former bandmates just Go See OZZY OSBOURNE live

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Miranda Kerr is Pregnant. (WWTDD)

*slow motion voice* "Noooooooooooo!"... We like THIS version of Miranda Kerr!!!


Tara Reid Is Still Alive (Drunken Stepfather)

Boooooo! Wait, no...take your shirt off! We like when she gets drunk and her titties fall out.
Buzz and Woody Badmouth Dreamworks (College Humor)

Jenna Presley just popped out of her pink and black bra... and it's just fine with us (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Polanski Accused of Anal Rape For The 3rd Time? (FilmDrunk)

Audrey Bitoni is Giving Herself a Massive Frontal Wedgie (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Lexi Lowe isn't really a Doctor; She just has a nifty Jacket. Don't take those pills she's giving you. (z0d)

Bored at Work? Here's Your Cure

'Sons of Anarchy' Season 3 Trailer (GammaSquad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

The teaser for MEDAL OF HONOR will have millions of fanboys salivating:

Between the eye-popping graphics and the LINKIN PARK soundtrack, there's bound to be some saliva on the floor.

Guitarist GEORGE LYNCH and LYNCH MOB are out on tour supporting their latest album Smoke and Mirrors:

Somewhere in the back of the bar, DON DOKKEN is crying into a warm, stale beer... or not. Rumor has it Lynch is going to tour with DOKKEN again.

from Riffs to Racks, we now show you THIS...

Busty blond PENTHOUSE Pet Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her hands out of her K...:

See What we did there? We used a lot of K's...even when we shouldn't.. Besides, you don't spell C**T with a K... you don't spell it with '**' in the middle either.

Pinup babe September Carrino Can't Keep Her Shirt on:

Well, she CAN... She just chooses not to.

Lovely Leigh Livingston is oiling up and rubbing down her Huge Hooters:

All for charity, of course. The Charity goes by the name of 'Big Wet Tits 7' (See? We no lie)

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Motorized Couch, Alicia & Mocha on RateMyWOW, Drew Barrymore Doggy Style, Marisa Miller in FHM, SOILWORK and ROB ZOMBIE videos, SUCKER PUNCH Trailer, Gisele, Tyler Faith, and Teen Kasia are all sans-clothes

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

If driving a motorized couch to class is wrong...

Then we don't want to be right...

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of MOCHA DELIGHT and ALICIA ANDREWS:


RateMyWOW: MOCHA DELIGHT
RateMyWOW: ALICIA ANDREWS

Marisa Miller is in FHM (the UK version). That Is All. (WWTDD)

...and because we CAN... Marisa Miller is Sans-Clothes Quite often. Well, scantily-clad at least.


Drew Barrymore Doggy Style in ELLE (Drunken Stepfather)

JEEZ, where have we been? did you know Drew got naked this much? You did? Oh, OK. We stink then.
25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail (Banned In Hollywood)

Jodie Starr is a bright, blond, busty, shining... bimbo. see, and you thought we were gonna say 'star' (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Penny Mathis (Bullz-Eye)

Tire Slashing Scorned Wife (The Smoking Jacket)

Juelz and Jasmine are two busty brunettes who are awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Roxanna is Debating whether or not to show you her cooch. It's a short argument (z0d)

Olivia Munn's Goat Impression Could Use Some Work (TV Squad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Screw NASA and their space exploration ROB ZOMBIE says "Mars Needs Women":

See what we did there? We took the song title and worked it into the headline...and ...echh.

Not only are the Swedes responsible for the Nobel Prize, but they're also behind the creepiest fucking music video we have ever seen, courtesy of SOILWORK:

The band's new album The Panic Broadcast just got released, with some killer packaging, we might add.

from tremendous riffs to movie trailers...

Zack Synder, the man behind those red-caped Spartans in '300' just released the first teaser for next year's SUCKER PUNCH:

Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns"... We couldn't have said it better.

from Movies to MILFs...

Our blond busty friend Tyler Faith can't keep her hands off herself:

In fact Tyler pulls her bra off like it's on fire... you know, because she's impatient.

School girl videos are inherently naughty, but Teen Kasia's touchy-feely school Girl clip is EXTRA dirty:

Why? Because she's Polish, and barely speaks any English, so who knows what trickery is going on behind that camera?

The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in many FOUNDRY CAMS music videos as well as on her own site Got Gisele, just can't keep her clothes on:

Not that we'd ever object, of course, because Gisele is the kind of gal who looks great naked, you know?

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Tiger Woods Curses on TV (again), New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Paris Hilton Topless (again), CINDERELLA has a SPINAL TAP moment, ROB ZOMBIE live, Angel Dark, Jewels Jade, and Ashley Bulgari get Naked

Hello Monday... Is this what your weekend looked like?

If so, then BRAVO, kiddo... you're a master fornicator and deserve a medal for your adulterous adventures. Next week, go for six hookups at once!.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Oh Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck... Tiger Woods cursed on Live TV (again), and it's international news (again):

We're so unimpressed, that we're going to buy Tiger Woods Golf, play at Home and curse all night.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FERRERA and ANGELICA BLACK:


RateMyWOW: FERRERA
RateMyWOW: ANGELICA BLACK

Paris Hilton is Topless, In Trouble For Weed Again (WWTDD)

'scuse us, Miss Hilton when are you gonna make another one o' them sex flicks like this one you did?


Katy Perry's Big Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

UFC Ring Girl Chandra Powell (The Cage Doctors)

PLAYBOY's Christine Veronica has Two Boobs, Two Butt cheeks, Two Long legs...the list goes on (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)

'Lens Cap On' Shows You Gorgeous Views as Blocked by a Lens Cap (URLesque)

Angie Savage Has Two Big Wings Tattooed on her Back. Don't fly away, miss! (Dailyniner)

Angry Child Slaps Some Sense Into His Own Mother (The Campus Socialite)

Top 10 Madden Covers (The Pigskin Doctors)

Claire has a Magical Cooter tucked under that thong. Seriously, it shoots glitter. (z0d)

Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)

“Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”: Gaming’s First (and Only) Surrealist Softcore Adventure (UPROXX)

Shyamalan Name is the Turd In Audience's Punch Bowl (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Our friends in CINDERELLA had a bit of a SPINAL TAP moment on stage the other night in New Hampshire:

Nothing like ear-piercing feedback to wreck a live show, eh? Check out CINDERELLA on tour now - before Tom Keifer blows his voice box out again.

and on the opposite end of the spectrum, ROB ZOMBIE is on tour with Mayhem Fest (Click for Tickets, kids), and as usual, likes burning shit on stage:

What IS a Superbeast, anyway? You'll just have to ask Mr Zombie when you see him live.

From smokey stages to smoking hot bodies... Ecch, that was hack...

Sexy Czech Twistys Babe Ashley Bulgari can't stop touching herself, even in the kitchen:

Not that we blame her. If we were attached to that body, we'd be feeling ourselves up all the time. But we're not, so pass the ice cream.

Slovakian stunner Angel Dark is giving language lessons... naked:

It's a new method of osmosis. It's the ass-to-face method of information absorbtion.

Ooh, Push-ups! Why would you ask a piece-of-ass like Jewels Jade to do topless Pushups?

Maybe because you're a dopey cameraman who wants to spend as much time as possible gawking at her before she gets banged nine different ways by a guy twice you size. Yeah, it's an insecure geek thing.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Face vs. Bumper, Thai Hooker Brawl, Kendra Sex Tape, Liz Hurley and Friends, GODSMACK on Tonight Show, Rob Zombie Uses a lot of Pyro, PLAYBOY's Mallory Adams and Samantha Get Naked

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Navajo Indians call it... why not spend some extramarital time with someone you're not married to?

Humping strangers is precisely why it's called 'Hump Day'. Monogamy is for suckers...start having some fun, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Tripping and falling is embarrassing enough...


Tripping, falling, and smashing your teeth against a van bumper... and having it caught on video is TRULY humiliating.

Who needs the UFC when you can just go to Thailand and watch hookers beat the snot out of one another?


We were going to make a small-boys-in-Thailand reference, but one prostitution reference is enough, dontcha think?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey-O! Kendra Has A Sex Tape! (WWTDD)

It was only a matter of time Considering how often she's shown off her naked ass in the past.


Elizabeth Hurley is with some other...women (Drunken Stepfather)

Elizabeth Hurley is without...her clothes... see, cuz we're umm... dirtbags.

'Batman 3' Takes Wing July 2012 (MovieFone)

Tori Black Has Totally Bailed on Her Clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Summer Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Aden Bianco Makes Wicker Look Sexy (Dailyniner)

Does Paramount Need to Spend $100M for 'Iron Man 2' Marketing? (Popeater)

Diesel's Iron Man Cologne Smells Like Justice (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 5 Things You Need To Accomplish On Cinco De Mayo (The Campus Socialite)

Cassidy Can Come over and Play...with herself...any day (z0d)

20 Videos That Define The Fanboy Phenomenon (UPROXX)

Facebook Captcha Gone Wrong (Video Gone Viral)

7 Vacations That Might Get You Killed (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

The only person who doesn't think GODSMACK's new single isn't about MOTLEY CRUE's Nikki Sixx..

... is Nikki Sixx. Crue Fest 2 was not a pleasant experience for Sully Erna of GODSMACK apparently. GODSMACK's new album, 'The Oracle' is on sale now.

It's nice to see ROB ZOMBIE running around on stage surrounded by ten foot flames:

Do they even have fire marshalls in Vancouver? The 'Gruesome Twosome' Tour is going on now, so get your tickets before these two burn something down

From Heavy Metal to Hot Ass...

Glasses never looked so sexy as they do on PLAYBOY babe Mallory Adams:

OK, well it's not just glasses. The boobs are nice too.

24 year-old sexy Czech Brunette Samantha is relieving herself of cumbersome clothing:

Screw the fancy editing, and get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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