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Hello Monday... Is this what your weekend looked like?
If so, then BRAVO, kiddo... you're a master fornicator and deserve a medal for your adulterous adventures. Next week, go for six hookups at once!.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)
Oh Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck... Tiger Woods cursed on Live TV (again), and it's international news (again):
We're so unimpressed, that we're going to buy Tiger Woods Golf, play at Home and curse all night.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FERRERA and ANGELICA BLACK:
RateMyWOW: FERRERA
RateMyWOW: ANGELICA BLACK
Paris Hilton is Topless, In Trouble For Weed Again (WWTDD)
'scuse us, Miss Hilton when are you gonna make another one o' them sex flicks like this one you did?
Katy Perry's Big Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)
UFC Ring Girl Chandra Powell (The Cage Doctors)
PLAYBOY's Christine Veronica has Two Boobs, Two Butt cheeks, Two Long legs...the list goes on (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)
'Lens Cap On' Shows You Gorgeous Views as Blocked by a Lens Cap (URLesque)
Angie Savage Has Two Big Wings Tattooed on her Back. Don't fly away, miss! (Dailyniner)
Angry Child Slaps Some Sense Into His Own Mother (The Campus Socialite)
Top 10 Madden Covers (The Pigskin Doctors)
Claire has a Magical Cooter tucked under that thong. Seriously, it shoots glitter. (z0d)
Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)
“Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”: Gaming’s First (and Only) Surrealist Softcore Adventure (UPROXX)
Shyamalan Name is the Turd In Audience's Punch Bowl (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)
Our friends in CINDERELLA had a bit of a SPINAL TAP moment on stage the other night in New Hampshire:
Nothing like ear-piercing feedback to wreck a live show, eh? Check out CINDERELLA on tour now - before Tom Keifer blows his voice box out again.
and on the opposite end of the spectrum, ROB ZOMBIE is on tour with Mayhem Fest (Click for Tickets, kids), and as usual, likes burning shit on stage:
What IS a Superbeast, anyway? You'll just have to ask Mr Zombie when you see him live.
From smokey stages to smoking hot bodies... Ecch, that was hack...
Sexy Czech Twistys Babe Ashley Bulgari can't stop touching herself, even in the kitchen:
Not that we blame her. If we were attached to that body, we'd be feeling ourselves up all the time. But we're not, so pass the ice cream.
Slovakian stunner Angel Dark is giving language lessons... naked:
It's a new method of osmosis. It's the ass-to-face method of information absorbtion.
Ooh, Push-ups! Why would you ask a piece-of-ass like Jewels Jade to do topless Pushups?
Maybe because you're a dopey cameraman who wants to spend as much time as possible gawking at her before she gets banged nine different ways by a guy twice you size. Yeah, it's an insecure geek thing.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
The air is crisp, the drinks are flowing, and the air is just right for Humping! (you know, because of the whole Wednesday/Hump Day thing)
Find the closest promiscuous co-worker and have an inter-office fling. You don't want to be the only person not having an affair, do you?
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)
Everyone say hi to Nikki. She got a paintball gun as a graduation gift:
Freakout in 3,2,1...aaaand GO!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The trailer for the new GREEN HORNET film starring Seth Rogen is online:
Meh. Good? Maybe. 3D? For sure. Kato? Chinese. Will we like it? Who knows. Let's wait for trailer #2.
Lady Gaga Wore Stupid Boots and Fell Down (WWTDD)
Which pop-princess MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, here's a li'l hint... her last name USED to rhyme with 'Shmederline'
Seven Sex Stats That Should Make You Feel Better About Yourself (The Campus Socialite)
Jayden Cole is Showing off her... *ahem*...hole (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)
Is Mickey Rooney Behind @MickeyRooney on Twitter? (URLesque)
Czech Rugby Ad Running During Soccer World Cup (Video Gone Viral)
Charlie Laine Gives Herself a Milk Bath in the Bathroom...stall, that is. (Dailyniner)
Five Cool Recent Medical Advances You May Not Of Heard About (UPROXX)
What's the opposite of 'shy'? - it's Lindsey Meadows (z0d)
When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)
The 30 Greatest Kids’ Cereals of All Time (Gunaxin)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)
In honor of his new album, Scream, we've got OZZY OSBOURNE's new video:
OZZY is going on tour for 18 months to promote this new album - get your tickets NOW!
Hell must have frozen over, because that's METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, and ANTHRAX on stage together:
That's the hap-hap-happies bunch of headbangers playing DIAMOND HEAD's "Am I Evil" in Bulgaria.
Gimme a 'B'! ... Gimme a 'oobies'...What's that spell?
Julia Bond's Butt is all oiled up. Hopefully she's not counting on BP to clean up the mess:
To see what happens to that oily rump, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!
Busty Blond Twistys Treat Harmony Paxson is falling out of her tight blue dress:
...and that's the only way we want to see her.
aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:
You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.Because while you're spending the night with those gals:
Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!THAT's TERRIBLE:The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:
...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:
Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)
AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.
Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)This guy's face is AWESOME16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":
No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:
More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:
Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:
off with you, evil bikini!!!.Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.
for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
