Monday Links: Longest Tongue on a Girl, Ta-Tas in a Tube Top, Heidi Montag in PLAYBOY agian, GUNS N ROSES live in NYC, ACE FREHLEY live in Australia

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Well, "Terrible" in the sense that we have no idea how to get in touch with this girl...




We don't know what's more distracting; the hair or the tongue. Wait, yeah...it's the hair.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Whose boobs in a tube dress are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint -- you've seen her nailing more than one guy on video. She's what we'd refer to as a "Good Egg".





Heidi and her new Boobs will do PLAYBOY again (WWTDD)



...because she thinks she made a few mistakes when she did it the firs time.



THE WOLFMAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet Zoe Britton...is a Gal we'd sure like to Hit on...get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



The 5 Most Common Interview Questions and How to Answer Them (The Campus Throne)



'scuse me...while I kiss the Sky...Taylor, that is. (z0d)



Buck You! VIOLENT and AWESOME Credit Union Commercial! (Dave and Thomas)



Lupe Fuentes soaking wet in a Gold Bikini (Dailyniner)



So There's A Groin Kick World Record (GammaSquad)



20 Amazing Animal-Shaped Clouds (SuperTremendous)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

Not that anyone knew (except for the handful of VIPs who DID)...but GUNS N ROSES made a surprise appearance at The Rose Bar in NYC last night:



Totally acoustic. Totally packed room. Hard as hell to hear anything. Nice fu manchu, Axl.

Even though ACE FREHLEY has been sober for a while...



He still can't walk a straight line on stage. This is him in Australia singing the KISS classic, "Parasite"...and wobbling.

What's the fastest way to get a dopey girl like Kelly Devine to take her shirt off?



Tell her she's being attacked by bees. That'll get her topless in no time.

Sexy busty Czech LaTaya Roxx is taking her top off outside. Why, you ask?



Does it really matter WHY? No. No it doesn't. not one friggin' bit.

Meet rocket scientist A and rocket scientist B... Kendra and Starrie:



Despite their genius-level IQ's, they still find time to get naked and do cartwheels on the streets of Venice, CA.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Monday Links: Messy Motel Rooms, Kanye West Debacle at VMAs, Awful Singing Beer Commercial, Lots of Link Love, POISON and ACE FREHLEY live, Violet, Te

Happy Monday! Is this what your motel room looked like AFTER your weekend fling with the person you're not married to?



If so, then well done! Life is way too short. Have an affair...or several. You won't go to Hell. We promise.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just in case you were huddled in a cave, here's the clip of Kanye West stealing the mic from Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs last night:




Guzzling cognac before an awards ceremony isn't conducive to great decision-making.

This classic clip from Crazy Bruce's Liquors in Connecticut makes us cringe...




Bruce must be getting high off his own supply. That's the ONLY excuse we're taking at this point.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Teri Hatcher Snatch Wedgie (Drunken Stepfather)... Teri Hatcher looked GREAT naked at one point. Remember?



April O'Neil is Naked and Naughty in a Hammock (Daily Niner)



Interview with Joe Frazier (Bullz-Eye)



Jade Starr is Tattooed and Tied Up (z0d)



Think Outside the Box: Wrong Hole (Dave & Thomas)



Top 10 VMA Observations (yep Yep)



Is it Porn? (Asylum)



Hustler Sex Bomb Shyla Styles is full of...style. Wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)



Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor (Minimum Rage)



Hugh Hefner is Finally a Free Man (TastyBooze)



35 Smoking Hot Bollywood Actresses (Funnycrave)



Sexy South American Sports Reporter Cecilia Bonelli (DJMICK)



15 Great Cop Cars (College Humor)



25 Famous Animated Food Mascots (Gunaxin)



Science Ruins Everything Again...Again (atom)



21 Awesomest Superhero Mods for My Little Pony (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Check out the 28DDD chest on September Carrino:



Weird name, but her huge boobs more than make up for it. Atta girl, September!

From American to Polish, we now take on Teen Kasia, the sexy Polish teen who doesn't speak a lick of English:



English-Shminglish... With an ass like that, we don't need her to speak!

From Boobs, we move to bands, and our pal ACE FREHLEY, who jammed with SLASH in Hollywood:



It's COLD GIN time, again!!!

The guys in POISONwere down a member when they wrapped up their Summer tour:



That's CC DeVille and Eric Brittingham of CINDERELLA jamming "Talk Dirty To Me" in California. Bobby Dall is MIA.

Pouty-lipped, large-breasted Violet, who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS clips is doing the totally-nude thing:



That denim skirt does not stay on for very long... Thank Goodness.

Speakng of our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, let's drool all over Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Kanye West Grabs Microphone from Taylor Swift During MTV VMA Acceptance Speech

September Carrino Busts Out Of Her Black Leather Corset

POISON: 'Talk Dirty To Me' LIVE with Cinderella Bassist

Violet Peels Off Her Tiny Denim Skirt

ACE FREHLEY and SLASH: 'Cold Gin' LIVE at the Viper Room

Teen Kasia Gets Topless in the Conference Room

Crazy Bruce's Liquors Singing Commercial

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Friday Links: Working with Chicken, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Megan Fox in Esquire, Unnecessary Body Mods, New Music Videos and Headlines, Musical Mongoloid, Girl/Girl Gropefest

Typing...eating chicken... Tweeting pictures of typing and chicken...

There was a time when eating an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken was possible. Alas, thanks to surgery, those days are gone.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of whore-ish adult starlet Mandy Hoore:


RateMyWOW: Mandy Hoore (appropriate name, right?)

HOLY MOLEY...check out Megan Fox in Esquire

Yeah, you pick that butt crack...

Goddamn, Regis gets to sit next to this every morning. This celebrity wedgie brought to you by our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

There is no need for all of this...
Check out 26 Unnecessary Body Modifications (thanks to our boys at Afro Jacks!)

Meet Josh Sharp, the unluckiest man in Australia...

...at least in the history of DEAL OR NO DEAL.

(this actually isn't half bad)

The guys in ZO2 joined STEEL PANTHER on stage in Hollywood:

Decent job on "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC

I'M SORRY:
(No, not really... Boobies are good.)

Boobs are great when they come in multiple sets, like Jelena Jensen and Crystal Klein.

We don't know which girl to focus on... it's not a bad problem to have, really.

And while we're on topic, let's look at Kimberly Rogers' Bare Bosoms

*Drool*

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Kimberly Rogers Loses Her Blue Lace Bra
Megan Fox Sexy Esquire Magazine Photo Shoot
Special Gal Sings Opera
Jelena Jensen Feels Up Crystal Klein
STEEL PANTHER and ZO2: 'Highway to Hell' LIVE at the Key Club
Adele Stephens is a Busty Secretary
Deal Or No Deal: Australia - Unluckiest Man Ever

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Thursday Links: Stacks of Energy Drinks, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New Music Videos and Headlines, District 9 Trailer, Dual AK-47's, Bubble Butts, Topless Hotness

We got a li'l delivery and had to Twitter about it...

Yeah, that's one day's worth of Monster Energy Drink. So tasty.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adorable adult starlet Christina:


RateMyWOW: Ashly Paige

Everyone check out Mr Spooky...

That's the cockroach-looking alien from the upcoming Peter Jackson-produced film DISTRICT 9

Gee, whose mistakenly-exposed nipple could THIS be?

Psst...she was in the worst of the first 3 Terminator movies. This obvious hint brought to you by our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap! is ACE FREHLEY really 58??...

We're feeling really... old.

(however, you're never to old to headbang)

Just look at the boys in TESTAMENT rockin' the shit out of Vancouver:

Did you know that guitarist Alex Skolnick has a Jazz trio?

I'M SORRY:
(No, not really)

Want to see the most ineffective workout ever? Sure ya do.

That's Alexis Texas and Brianna Love doing the bubble butt shake.

As long as we're looking at asses...

That's Velicity Von shoving hers into the camera.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Alexis Texas and Briana Love - Bubble Butt Workout
ACE FREHLEY celebrates his 58th Birthday in Boston
Jenna Doll and Cassandra Calogera shake their Huge Boobs
DISTRICT 9 - Trailer 1 - Unedited!
Jessica Joy Topless on the Balcony
Firing Dual AK-47's in the Desert
Velicity Von Shows Off Her Fabulous Ass
TESTAMENT: 'Into The Pit' LIVE in Vancouver

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