Friday Links: Flings and Deviant Things, Freeway Flip-Over, RUNAWAYS Trailer, Mystery Mom Mammaries, Rihanna is a Bat, METALLICA on Violin, ANTHRAX in

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before (or during) the Oscars this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, whydontcha? Morality is for suckers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

The dashboard camera was invented for one reason, and ONE reason only...




To capture horrifying accidents on video. Just like this one in Madrid.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new RUNAWAYS movie is online, and lookee...Dakota Fanning is all growed up:




Wait a sex...err, sec... she's only SIXTEEN? Great, we're all goin' to jail.

Whose exploitative Mom boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)





Rihanna looks like a big green Bat (WWTDD)



10 Under-appreciated Roles from Johnny Depp (Bullz-Eye)



when she's not melting down and crying, Shawne Lenee is pretty hot (FreakshowPlanet)



N.J. kids baseball league rejects gun dealer's sponsorship (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Psst... Audrey Bitoni...your boobs are showing (z0d)



The Cursed LaBeouf Family Line (College Humor)



Cody Love LOVES being naked. See? See? (Dailyniner)



Top 10 Stoned Birthday Dog Photoshops (Heavy)



Human Smores Contest (Ego TV)



Naked Snow Woman Thrills Many, Offends One Anonymous Neighbor (Asylum)



29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes (Comedy)



How to Destroy your Facebook Page (UPROXX)



The Chat Roulette Scavenger Hunt (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

TURN IT UP!!! BRING THE NOISE!!! ANTHRAX-style, that is... with the song made famous by PUBLIC ENEMY:



...originally released on Attack of the Killer B's in 1991. Yes, we're geeks.

Now, for the distinguished headbanger... METALLICA...Violin and Cello-style...



Catchy, eh? Yeah, probably why the band sold a bazillion copies of it.

The next time you feel like punching a Canadian in the face, just think about busty li'l Bryci here:



Without Canada, we wouldn't have Bryci and her huge boobs. Canadians don't all suck. They should put that on a sticker.

On her way to the prom... Ennie's boobs popped out of her dress... she must not have zipped it up all the way.



Fortunately that's now all that Ennie did on prom night. Thank you alcohol.

What's better than a naked Playboy Playmate?



Eh, MAYBE ice cream. Actually, if we had a naked Playboy chick AND some ice cream... that would be something.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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