Wednesday Links: St Patrick's Something, Truck Pushing Car, State Trooper pulls Pistol, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Slash and Fergie rock Chicago, Groin-l

It's St Patrick's Day... once you're done getting hammered and hitting on everyone in the bar, why not go home with a married waitress?



Don't act all high and mighty. you're just as sick and twisted as the guy standing next to you...only you haven't thrown up yet.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

God bless the British. Apparently, they're handing out trucking licenses to BLIND people:




Seriously, how do you NOT see a car stuck to your bumper?

A speeding biker gets a gun pulled on him by a state trooper




Sure, he lived to tell about it, but he messed his pants up real good.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cynthia Vellons and Klarisa:





RateMyWOW: CYNTHIA VELLONS

RateMyWOW: KLARISA

Audrina Patridge looks better Photoshopped (Drunken Stepfather)



Come to think of it... Audrina Patridge looks better NAKED.





Stephanie Seymour = MILF (WWTDD)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Naked on a Leather Couch (FreakshowPlanet)



8 Things That Always Happen During March Madness (FunnyCrave)



Megan Voss and her Surgically-augmented, Perfectly-positioned PLAYBOY body (z0d)



Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day (CollegeHumor)



Cody and Jazy are two super-hot blond girls who are getting awfully friendly with one another (Dailyniner)



The Four Worst Disguises Used In Robberies (Gunaxin)



13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous)



Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs (Asylum)



9 Movie Weirdos we LOVE (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Did you ever just wish you could experience a SCORPIONS concert at crotch-leve?



well now's yer chance. The band's FINAL studio disc, Sting In The Tail will be out later this month.

Now why would SLASH go and hijack a BLACK EYED PEAS show in Chicago?



Well, he's got a brand new solo album coming out in April. It's call guerilla marketing... rock-star style.

From hard rock to hardbodies...

Beautiful busty brunette Gianna Michaels is getting her booty oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Did YOU know that Denise Milani has been Googled more than any swimsuit model in the history of time?



We've never considered ourselves rocket scientists, but maybe it has SOMETHING to do with her enormous boobs. Just sayin'

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