THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)
and all he got was these lousy footprints on his neck.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)
Heidi Montag is Single! Maybe! (WWTDD)
...and because we know you want it... Heidi Montag is Naked! Almost!
Mila Kunis, we can see up your shirt! (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh Mila Kunis... you are such a tease...
Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained (Gunaxin)
Lana Lopez is holding a bass guitar...A VERY LUCKY...bass. (Freakshow Planet)
Mallory Clark Makes a Bikini Look Better (Bullz-Eye)
Karlie Montana is all Tied Up (Dailyniner)
INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 & 3 Shooting Back-To-Back (FilmDrunk)
Top 10 Sexiest Movie Milfs (Heckler Spray)
Boner Jamz! Hot Girls in Sexy Music Videos with kung fu and explosions! (Dave and Thomas)
Sidney Moon peels herself out of her pink lingrie (z0d)
8 Ways To Make Your Pet An Internet Sensation (UPROXX)
A Review of 6 Axe Body Spray Scents (FunnyCrave)
Win the South Park Complete 13th Season Uncensored on Blu-Ray (The Bachelor Guy)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)
There's some talk of all original members getting back together... one can only dream (sarcasm mode off).
speaking of semi-reunited...
Who wants to place bets on how long it takes Dave Ellefson to get into a fist fight with Dave Mustaine?
From Heavy Metal to Heavy Hooters....
This clip gets a lot raunchier but we don't want to go to prison... so click the link.
keeping with the big boobs theme...
...Big Boobs. MILF... and that's that.
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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