Married women need love too, and you're just the person to give it out!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)
The store is being ROBBED. She has no idea.
Projectile vomiting WHILE marching? Well done, old chap!
Mary Carey has obnoxious boobs (Drunken Stepfather)
But who cares...because she really knows how to use them... in her movies... which are not suitable for minors.
Megan Fox says she's not a slut (WWTDD)
However... She really does enjoy playing one in the movies!
Featured Model: Rali Ivanova (Bullz-Eye)
Mindy Main has Massive (fake) Melons (FreakshowPlanet)
Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)
Nikita Valentin... is very naked...in the woods. Watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)
50 spoilers in 4 minutes (Inside Movies)
Asian Lesbian Babes and a lot of Candy bracelets (Dailyniner)
Forget Beer Pong -- Turtle Racing Is the Newest Bar Trend (Asylum)
20 Horrifyingly Awesome Velvet Paintings (FunnyCrave)
6 Most Memorable REAL WORLD departures (UPROXX)
Our buddy Robert Kelly with Kevin Nealon at the Laugh Factory:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)
Fucking OZZY OSBOURNE and SLASH, just working out ideas.
That would be Dave Mustaine behind that big red mop of hair.
and a big-ass hardwood floor. Someone's going to get hurt.
Gee, let's think about this...could it be...ALL THE TOPLESS WOMEN?!?! Um, yeah.
Who else wears pink furry cowboy hats? OK, well EXCEPT for pimps in the late 1970s.
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
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