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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":
OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:
RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL
Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)
Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)
Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)
Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?
A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)
UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)
Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)
Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)
If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)
Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)
Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)
Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:
Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.
Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:
MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.
From great big guitars to great hineys...
The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:
She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.
Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...
...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.
What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?
Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before (or during) the Oscars this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?
You only live once... so live it up, whydontcha? Morality is for suckers.THAT's TERRIBLE:(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)The dashboard camera was invented for one reason, and ONE reason only...
To capture horrifying accidents on video. Just like this one in Madrid.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:The trailer for the new RUNAWAYS movie is online, and lookee...Dakota Fanning is all growed up:
Wait a sex...err, sec... she's only SIXTEEN? Great, we're all goin' to jail.
Whose exploitative Mom boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
Rihanna looks like a big green Bat (WWTDD)10 Under-appreciated Roles from Johnny Depp (Bullz-Eye)when she's not melting down and crying, Shawne Lenee is pretty hot (FreakshowPlanet)N.J. kids baseball league rejects gun dealer's sponsorship (Hugging Harold Reynolds)Psst... Audrey Bitoni...your boobs are showing (z0d)The Cursed LaBeouf Family Line (College Humor)Cody Love LOVES being naked. See? See? (Dailyniner)Top 10 Stoned Birthday Dog Photoshops (Heavy)Human Smores Contest (Ego TV)Naked Snow Woman Thrills Many, Offends One Anonymous Neighbor (Asylum)29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes (Comedy)How to Destroy your Facebook Page (UPROXX)The Chat Roulette Scavenger Hunt (FunnyCrave)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)TURN IT UP!!! BRING THE NOISE!!! ANTHRAX-style, that is... with the song made famous by PUBLIC ENEMY:
...originally released on Attack of the Killer B's in 1991. Yes, we're geeks.Now, for the distinguished headbanger... METALLICA...Violin and Cello-style...
Catchy, eh? Yeah, probably why the band sold a bazillion copies of it.The next time you feel like punching a Canadian in the face, just think about busty li'l Bryci here:
Without Canada, we wouldn't have Bryci and her huge boobs. Canadians don't all suck. They should put that on a sticker.On her way to the prom... Ennie's boobs popped out of her dress... she must not have zipped it up all the way.
Fortunately that's now all that Ennie did on prom night. Thank you alcohol.What's better than a naked Playboy Playmate?
Eh, MAYBE ice cream. Actually, if we had a naked Playboy chick AND some ice cream... that would be something.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
