Monday Links: Pakistani Punishment, Showgirls Sequel, Kim Kardashian is Brilliant, Pam Anderson is Licking, Vince Neil is Aging, Vinnie Moore is Shred

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Corporal Punishment is alive and well in Pakistan:




This one is called the 'gum-chewing-face-slap'.

Would you believe that someone felt the need to make a sequel to SHOWGIRLS?:




as if THAT isn't bad enough, we're told the budget was in the range of $25 million. Watch it, then you tell us if you believe that.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)





Pamela Anderson is giving Hep C to some envelopes (Drunken Stepfather)



and then of course...here's Pamela and Tommy sharing some Hep C... That's Fun.





Kim Kardashian is a Brilliant Businesswoman (WWTDD)



and you know how we know?... Because she makes videos like THIS one! That's how we know.



Bullz-Eye Video Reviews (2012, Where the Wild Things Are, The Informant) (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet LINDSAY MARIE will make you melt... you know, cuz she's hot. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



Snakes In A Drain (Chris Illuminati)



Samantha Ryan is revealing her ripe young body (z0d)



The Hoop Doctors Podcast: Episode 001 (The Hoop Doctors)



Ariel has bright red hair on top and it doesn't match the carpeting (Dailyniner)



P90X: A review from college guys (The Campus Throne)



Nine Badass Hybrid Monsters That Deserve Their Own Syfy (UPROXX)



Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too (Top Cultured)



63 Jokes About My Dick (FunnyCrave)



Irina Sheik Keeps Getting Hotter (Don Chavez)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

UFO guitarist and guitar shredder VINNIE MOORE was joined by OZZY OSBOBURNE guitarist Gus G. for a duet on Vinnie's "Meltdown":



That was in Greece. Where Gus is originally from. Look at us getting all geeky and shit.

our friends in ANTHRAX (with John Bush on vocals) did a handful of shows in Australia for the Soundwave Festival:



This is "Caught In A Mosh" LIVE in Sydney.

Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE has a few restaurants called 'Feelgoods':



This is Vince (with half of SLAUGHTER backing him up) playing "Don't Go Away Mad" LIVE in Las Vegas.

Busty Czech beauty Katarina Snow has a craving for sweets:



...and apparently she needs to be topless to satisfy it. Eh, who are WE to judge?

Sexy blond Carli Banks is wrapped in white cotton...



...briefly, of course. Then she gets naked and it's all fun from there on...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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