Failed Fridge Theft, Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Awesome, Kim Kardashian's Kans, Sebastian Bach in Argentina, Receding Hairline Metal with ACCEPT, Hot Latvian Ass, PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Two geniuses try to steal a fridge in the wee hours of the morning...


...and when they realize it's too heavy, they... Well, you'll see.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Illegal (WWTDD)

Oh who are we bullshitting? VIVID is releasing the video later this month...and we can't wait to get our grubby mitts on it.


blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Tits blah blah blah (Drunken Stepfather)

blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape blah blah blah

Is Miss USA Too Sexy? (Asylum)

Amazing Cleavage Art Made From Masking Tape (UPROXX)

Celeste Star is going to go Far... in the naked lady business, that is (Freakshow Planet)

A no-nonsense guide to designing your workout (Bullz-Eye)

Lovely Lara Leverence will make you want to Lick you Monitor (Dailyniner)

Worst Wedding DJ Ever (College Humor)

AUnderstanding the Complexities of Gtalk Status Icons (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy in a Latex/Chain bikini.. *drool* (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Looks like SEBASTIAN BACH is an Old-Fart-Gone-Wild:

...and 40,000 screaming Argentinians are loving every second of it.

It's time for Receding Hairline Heavy Metal with our German friends in ACCEPT (order online now!):

the new album will be out later this year, but you can fill your iPod with German goodness now!

From German Heavy Metal to Latvian Hot ass...

Who knew they grew hot ass in Latvia? smokin' hot Latvian hotness Inga C can't wait to get out of that body stocking:

We know how she feels. We hate body stockings too. Inga really seems to object to all forms of clothing...which isn't a bad thing.

Holy busty! PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker has 34G-sized gazongas:

which is our classy way of saying 'funbags' how does she stay upright with those things?... lotsa practice, evidently.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

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Hump Day Affairs, Gay Old Men, Chinese guy Riding Sidesaddle, South Park is Evil, Kim Kardashian is Hungry, SEVENDUST Live, New NONPOINT, Emma Heart, Talia Shepard, Dors Feline

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Lazlow in studio with GTA: The Lost and The Damned, Download the O&A Show, Shawna Lenee Meltdown Aftermath

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Hey-O, it's Mon... oh wait, it's TUESDAY! Holy jumped-up Jesus H. Christ! That's right, we were off yesterday for President's Day

Today on the Opie and Anthony Psychological Breakdown, we'll be hanging with our pal Lazlow, who is going to be showcasing Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned, the latest add-on for our favorite game.

Get some 'Lost and Damned' bitches!

You know, if you need to get caught up on the Opie and Anthony Show (and you SHOULD if you missed any of last week's shows ... ooph!), you can download them via AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 2/13/09 (Shawna Lenee has a meltdown on air, Taya Parker shows her boobies)

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NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site LOAD MY MOUTH (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlet Heather Hurley:



RateMyWOW: Heather Hurley

Let's pay homage (and a few bucks) to the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

(and speaking of porn, let's talk about some shit...)

If you were listening to Friday's Opie and Anthony Show, you heard one Ms. Shawna Lenee (yes, that's a link to many adult videos she's been featured in - we're making a point) having a li'l meltdown on the POgram when she was shown a few still shots from some interracial features she may have done in her past... either as Kara Mynor or Kara Bare (those videos just keep poppin' up, don't they?). Now, we're not passing judgement on her for making those videos, we're just saying that SHE WAS IN THEM.

While she was on the Opie and Anthony Show, promoting her latest issue of PENTHOUSE Magazine, as well as her latest PENTHOUSE DVD, you'd think she'd have an open mind about some of the other activities she's been engaged in...and been videotaped doing. Umm, no. She freaked out. Started crying, and ultimately left the studio, leaving Taya Parker...a real trooper, mind you to mop up after her.



You might have seen her video response to her appearance (originally posted on Facebook). Oh well, I guess we're all assholes. No one on this show is going to deny it. You, honey... are in a movie called My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA #16 (and yes, that's YOU on the cover of the video, isn't it?). So don't bitch, piss, and moan because we pointed out the obvious (and not very hard to find, mind you)

See? We no lie. That's her.



(Now let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!





CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

(hey kids!! look what's on sale NOW!)


CLICK THE PIC, FOOL!

JIM NORTON & ARTIE LANGE: Our own Jimmy Norton and the one and only Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show are doing a show together at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby, PA. TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW - CLICK IT, FOOL!.

Make your own Christian Bale Remix: Yes, you've heard it on the O&A Show and up and down the interwebs, and you can't get enough of it... Actor Christian Bale had a colossal meltdown at his Director of Photography during filming for Terminator: Salvation with co-star Bryce Dallas Howard



Listen to Christian Bale Lose his F-ing mind now!



Then, if you think you have the production chops, or even the slightest sense of humor... we challenge you to MAKE YOUR OWN CHRISTIAN BALE REMIX!



Want an example of a GREAT remix? Check out Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix or Christian Bale Takes David To The Dentist...or even Christian Bale/Italian Wedding Remix...those are all dandy.

Then, once you've listened to that fifty or so times, check out the Christian Bale Soundboard

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: FU Friday! Jim Norton Live in Atlantic City THis Weekend, New Videos Online

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Woo hoo! It's FRIDAY! We made it! It's cold as hell, but we made it!

Call the FU Line: We never plug it, so why not start now, right? If you have someone you'd like to send a big, healthy, F-You to, then call the Opie and Anthony F-U Line. If your call doesn't suck (ie; no slander, hate speech, or anything else that could get us in trouble), we'll probably use it on the air! The number is 866-F-U-LINE1.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Water landing, we'll be talking about that rather large object that crashed-landed in the Hudson River yesterday.

(Say, let's whore out some Jimmy Norton, shall we?)

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to the Borgata in Atlantic City THIS WEEKEND to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

New Opie and Anthony Listener Audio: Our pal RPI made a tribute for Jimmy Norton, who went through a small hat-loving period a while back:

Jimmy Loves Hats - by RPI

Official O&A Pest Jerseys: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there are OFFICIAL 'O&A PEST' Jerseys for you to show your official pest-ness! (whatever that means)





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(and speaking of stuff you can purchase online...check out this totally cheesy piece of shameless self-promotion!)

The 1997 (and ONLY) release from FOUNDRY is now available for you to download on iTunes!



It took long enough, right? We started this process MONTHS ago, for crying out loud...










CLICK IT, FOOL!... or don't. We're just bragging.

Let's welcome the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

Good-bye Rochester and Cape Cod: Yeah, so by now (especially if you LIVE in either city) you know that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(Oh My GOD... Look what the Cat Dragged in, kids!)

It's a whole gaggle of Grindhouse-style Cam Girls, courtesy of FOUNDRY CAMS, wearing their official FoundryMusic Tees, and shaking their asses to 'Driven' by BRET MICHAELS






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS GET 'DRIVEN'

By now, you should be neck-deep in New Years Resolutions, and staying far away from the Chocolate Cake, so why not check out the MEDIA SECTION for some new clips...including:



Busty Hottie Oils Up Her Huge Boobs

Pull-up Bar Breaks Mid-Workout

Jessica Kramer - Golden Beauty

JOE SATRIANI - 'Cryin' LIVE in Brazil

Sweet Yurizan Beltran Crawls Topless On The Beach

Misty Anderson Shows Off Her Biceps

OZZY OSBOURNE Performs 'Crazy Train' with CAMP FREDDY in Hollywood

FAST & FURIOUS - Trailer 2

Bobbi Billard Sheds Her Mink Coat

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