Paintball Gun Freakout, Green Hornet Trailer, Mystery MILF Nips, METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, ANTHRAX together in Bulgaria, New OZZY Video, Julia Bond, Harmony Paxson get Naked

The air is crisp, the drinks are flowing, and the air is just right for Humping! (you know, because of the whole Wednesday/Hump Day thing)

Find the closest promiscuous co-worker and have an inter-office fling. You don't want to be the only person not having an affair, do you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Everyone say hi to Nikki. She got a paintball gun as a graduation gift:

Freakout in 3,2,1...aaaand GO!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new GREEN HORNET film starring Seth Rogen is online:

Meh. Good? Maybe. 3D? For sure. Kato? Chinese. Will we like it? Who knows. Let's wait for trailer #2.

Lady Gaga Wore Stupid Boots and Fell Down (WWTDD)


Which pop-princess MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, here's a li'l hint... her last name USED to rhyme with 'Shmederline'

Seven Sex Stats That Should Make You Feel Better About Yourself (The Campus Socialite)

Jayden Cole is Showing off her... *ahem*...hole (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

Is Mickey Rooney Behind @MickeyRooney on Twitter? (URLesque)

Czech Rugby Ad Running During Soccer World Cup (Video Gone Viral)

Charlie Laine Gives Herself a Milk Bath in the Bathroom...stall, that is. (Dailyniner)

Five Cool Recent Medical Advances You May Not Of Heard About (UPROXX)

What's the opposite of 'shy'? - it's Lindsey Meadows (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

The 30 Greatest Kids’ Cereals of All Time (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

In honor of his new album, Scream, we've got OZZY OSBOURNE's new video:

OZZY is going on tour for 18 months to promote this new album - get your tickets NOW!

Hell must have frozen over, because that's METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, and ANTHRAX on stage together:

That's the hap-hap-happies bunch of headbangers playing DIAMOND HEAD's "Am I Evil" in Bulgaria.

Gimme a 'B'! ... Gimme a 'oobies'...What's that spell?

Julia Bond's Butt is all oiled up. Hopefully she's not counting on BP to clean up the mess:

To see what happens to that oily rump, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Busty Blond Twistys Treat Harmony Paxson is falling out of her tight blue dress:

...and that's the only way we want to see her.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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