Race Car vs. Cameraman, MIDDLE MEN Trailer, Cameron Diaz Sex Travels, ANTHRAX in Poland, New BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, Tera Patrick Topless, Yurizan Beltran & Sara Stone

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

If you're going to be filming cars traveling at speeds over 200 mph...

You might just want to pull your head out of your ass when they come in for a Pit Stop.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The Trailer for MIDDLE MEN will make you wish you were a smut peddler...in 1995:

Parties, Private Jets, and Porn stars...ooh, look Jesse Jane is in the movie (she does the adult movies, you know)... for that authentic look & feel.

Cameron Diaz is Always Traveling for... cock? (WWTDD)

So much for subtlety, right? Hey look! Cameron Diaz's Tits!


Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Countdown until Megan Fox gets naked on screen...15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10... Oh COME ON! Just Do it Already!

The Vuvuzela Shirt - you KNOW you want one (Grabist)

Oh Zuzana, Oh don't you cry for me...and don't stay dressed either. (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

Ah, the Good Ol' Orson Welles Drunk Meme (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Alisha King is Kinda... OK, VERY...Kute (Dailyniner)

Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed In Jail (UPROXX)

Louisa Lanewood has a Camera Pointed up her skirt (z0d)

5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) (Asylum)

Your Stoner Friends Review Movies (College Humor)

In Case You Have Been Out Of The Loop: A New Ice Cold Game For Bros (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

What do the Polish folks like better than cheap beer? Mosh Pits and ANTHRAX!!! (the band, not the white powder):

This is the band doing Only from STOMP 442, for the first time with singer Joey Belladonna at Sonisphere in Poland.

Rawk! Those friendly guys in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY have some new music to share:

The song is "Parade Of The Dead". The album is "Order Of The Black"... The Song is on iTunes now

From Hard Rock to Hardbodies...

Legedary adult starlet Tera Patrick might be retired from making porno-films:

...but thankfully she's still making videos for her official site...like this fine compilation.

Holy crap. Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are together, topless and juggling each other's boobs:

This is the most amazing 5 minutes of video you'll ever see... until you see the full version...then THAT one will be.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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