Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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