R.I.P. Mike Starr, Worst Parent EVER, FAST FIVE Trailer 2, AC/DC in Argentina, GUS G can shred, SHINEDOWN makes you want to pump iron, Ava Devine and Krissy Lynn

If your mom and her friends are going to keep posting photos like this online:

You may want to start charging at the door to your house because her personal ads are getting quite the response.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

First and foremost, we say "Goodbye" to Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS:

first Layne Staley, now Mike. God must be planning a reunion tour.

Contrary to popular belief, if you don't f*** with the bull, you STILL get the horns:

Why anyone would want to sit unprotected in the front row of a bullfight is really a mystery.

And the award for 'Worst parent in the UNIVERSE goes to... *drumroll*:

Guy who let his four year-old daughter drive his motorcycle while he casually rides bitch with no hands. Yeah, that guy's gonna be dead soon.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The latest trailer for FAST FIVE has more testosterone in it than your garden variety syringe full of... well, testosterone:

See, testosterone injections are used primarily by bodybuilders and women looking to grow more facial hair.

Nice hair, Katy Perry. Pick a color, would ya?

Did we miss something? Does KATY PERRY not like LADY GAGA, or is she infatuated? (Drunken Stepfather)

A Collection of 16 Insanely Awesome Bowling Balls (The Smoking Jacket)

Jenna Nicole has see-through undies... but we think she knows that already (FreakShow Planet)

Heath & Fitness Q&A: Free Weights vs. Machines (Bullz Eye)

Yvonne will Yreally Ymake You Yexcited. Y'hear? (z0d)

Kiara Diane makes excellent use of a shower head in this very special episode (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

The SHINEDOWN video for "Diamond Eyes" featues a TON of footage from The EXPENDABLES:

You should be pumping iron and cracking skulls in no time...and then going to jail, because you really shouldn't be doing that casually.

Gus G from FIREWIND and OZZY OSBOURNE's band uses ESP Guitars exclusively:

and no, there was no other reason to post this video than to gawk at how well this summbitch plays guitar.

Finally, after two years, the AC/DC video for LIVE at RIVER PLATE is being released:

Again, there was no real great reason to post this clip other than to stare in amazement of the kind of crowds that go to see hard rock bands in Buenos Aires.

From hard rock, we gently sashay into Rock Hard butts:

Everyone say "how-dee-doo" to Krissy Lynn

She's shaking her bottom because she's thrilled to be in Big Wet Asses #18... yes, there have been seventeen of these already. Believe it or not.

Who here knows (or cares) who AVA DEVINE is?

yeah, we had NO idea either, and then we watched THESE... oofah

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Chinatown Beatdown, Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing, SHINEDOWN live, Vinnie Paul covers PANTERA, NIGHT RANGER rocks the park, Stripper Practice with Alexa & Nikki, Playboy's Dana Dicillo

Ooph. Monday. Wipe the crusties from your eyes and wave good-bye to the married ladies you spent the alcohol-fueled weekend with

Oh don't get all moral now. Adultery is for adults. Not for pussies with a conscience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Some drunk asswipe got himself a Chinatown Beatdown, Bosotn-Style!

This'll teach him to mess with the guy holding the Louisville Slugger.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lady Gaga Half-Naked Crowd Surfing (Drunken Stepfather)


Liz Hurley In A Bikini is Annoyingly Awesome (WWTDD)

and as you might imagine, Liz Hurley Without any clothes on is even MORE awesome!

GOOGLED! Top Ten Wildest Google Maps Moments (Part I) (The Campus Socialite)

17 Mouthwatering Facts About Bacon (Asylum)

New Yorker headbutts PA on the set of Gordon-Levitt film (FilmDrunk)

Brianna Blair is giving you just enough of a taste to want to crash through your computer screen (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

Snooki Gets The Taiwan Animation Treatment (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz gets awfully Cozy with the girl next to her...who has a gun (Dailyniner)

Leela James does "My Joy" LIVE (Soundcheck)

Silvie Thomas slips in ...and out of... a tight white outfit (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Bruce Dickinson of IRON MAIDEN (on tour now - click for tix!) lost 30 years of coolness in 3 seconds when he slipped and fell on stage:

The stage at Sonisphere in Finland was soaked from an earlier thunderstorm and Dickinson landed flat on his ass. Ker-Splat!

Florida Rockheads SHINEDOWN are out on tour with the Carnival Of Madness:

The guys get to enjoy the finer things in life, like yelling at Motor City Metalheads. See SHINEDOWN on tour with SEVENDUST, CHEVELLE, and PUDDLE of MUDD (click for tickets)

Legendary Drummer Vinnie Paul from PANTERA and HELLYEAH made a PANTERA tribute band very happy:

He was able to bash out "Cowboys from Hell" with an impressive blood alcohol content.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RANGER?

Ah, so YOU'RE one of the three... Bravo, silly goose.

From memorable riffs, to memorable racks...

Stripping is hard work and requires a ton of practice. Alexa Benson and Nikki Sexton can't focus long enough to make it through a session:

They manage to work on their routine for 20 seconds, then boom...the sex happens.

Dana Dicillo is a pure Italian PLAYBOY hottie who wants to be dominated in bed:

So, when you curl up next to her in bed... bring a bat. At least we THINK that's what she wants.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.