It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)
Barry Mulcahy was the head of training prison staff... looks like he trained his guys well.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Oooh! Didya hear about this young lady?
Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)
She's got Legs... She knows how to use them... Who? (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh, c'mon... you know who she is... or do we need to link you to the nudie shots she did before she was a briefly-world-famous singer?... ok, there. We gave it away again.
Marilyn Monroe Lives! oh wait, no. Paris Hilton is a Witch (WWTDD)
You know, for a girl whose only claim to fame is a crappy nightvision porno flick, she doesn't do too bad for herself
Sasha shows you what's under her tight dress and pink panties (Freakshow Planet)
Madden NFL 11 - Game Review (Bullz-Eye)
The Five Worst Profanities, Slurs and Insults (BroBible)
25 Beer Bellies Every Man Should Aspire To (Noob Dad)
Stop picking your nose... google maps is watching (The Campus Socialite)
5 Unbelievable Things Used to Commit Armed Robbery (The Smoking Jacket)
Amy and Charlie are two lovely ladies who are getting awfully friendly awfully fast (Dailyniner)
Predator's Teenage Son (College Humor)
Nautica Thorn has thigh-high boots, black panties...and nothing else (z0d)
The 20 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time (SportsPickle)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)
DISTURBED is going on tour - Get those tickets now.
Alice will be bringing his freaks out on tour - get those tickets now!.
SLAYER is churning up the road with MEGADETH - You go see them. Now!.
because we like boobs more than your average bunch o' sickos...
It's a good thing too because this explicit scene was almost done with a bottle brush.
There's a fishing boat in Glouster, Massachusetts that won't be able to go out this week.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
in studio to explain how much cooler they than us because they're working on a film with Judd Apatow.
with three chunks of audio:
