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Do you know why the ancient Sumerians called Wednesday "Hump Day"? because of all the inter-office affairs that were taking place... Sheesh, and you said you were smart.
It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)
A vermont Corrections officer has to be corrected...with a Taser!
Barry Mulcahy was the head of training prison staff... looks like he trained his guys well.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Oooh! Didya hear about this young lady?
Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)
She's got Legs... She knows how to use them... Who? (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh, c'mon... you know who she is... or do we need to link you to the nudie shots she did before she was a briefly-world-famous singer?... ok, there. We gave it away again.
Marilyn Monroe Lives! oh wait, no. Paris Hilton is a Witch (WWTDD)
You know, for a girl whose only claim to fame is a crappy nightvision porno flick, she doesn't do too bad for herself
Sasha shows you what's under her tight dress and pink panties (Freakshow Planet)
Madden NFL 11 - Game Review (Bullz-Eye)
The Five Worst Profanities, Slurs and Insults (BroBible)
25 Beer Bellies Every Man Should Aspire To (Noob Dad)
Stop picking your nose... google maps is watching (The Campus Socialite)
5 Unbelievable Things Used to Commit Armed Robbery (The Smoking Jacket)
Amy and Charlie are two lovely ladies who are getting awfully friendly awfully fast (Dailyniner)
Predator's Teenage Son (College Humor)
Nautica Thorn has thigh-high boots, black panties...and nothing else (z0d)
The 20 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time (SportsPickle)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)
Famine. Pestilence. Drought. Poverty. These are just a few of the cheerful themes in the new DISTURBED video. They have a new album called Asylum that drops later this month.
DISTURBED is going on tour - Get those tickets now.
ALICE COOPER wants YOU ... to mutilate yourself... for his amusement:
Alice will be bringing his freaks out on tour - get those tickets now!.
Even in middle-age, the guys in SLAYER are as mellow as ever:
SLAYER is churning up the road with MEGADETH - You go see them. Now!.
because we like boobs more than your average bunch o' sickos...
We hear that Eva Evangelina has to wear glases during sex because she's blind as a bat:
It's a good thing too because this explicit scene was almost done with a bottle brush.
Busty Blond Taylor Stevens is wrapped in the biggest blue fishnet shirt we have ever seen:
There's a fishing boat in Glouster, Massachusetts that won't be able to go out this week.
Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)
A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...
Guess who won this little tug-of-War.
And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke
He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)
and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked
Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)
Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)
'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)
Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)
Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)
PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)
Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)
Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)
When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)
What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)
Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:
And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)
Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):
They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"
and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty
See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:
Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.
Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:
and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
