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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)
If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:
Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)
Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.
Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)
Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)
Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)
Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)
Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)
Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)
Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)
In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:
...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?
The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":
Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.
OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":
Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!
Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!
In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:
But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.
This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:
But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.
We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:
topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.
Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.
Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)
A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...
Guess who won this little tug-of-War.
And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke
He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)
and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked
Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)
Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)
'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)
Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)
Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)
PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)
Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)
Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)
When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)
What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)
Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:
And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)
Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):
They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"
and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty
See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:
Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.
Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:
and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
