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Hooray! You made it through another week! head down to the Jersey Shore and have carnal relations with a young, promiscuous Italian gal... because that's what you do.
Just because they're on TV doesn't make them unattainable. MTV doesn't hire these girls for their strong moral judgement. GTL, bitches... then get laid.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)
Surfer Chuck Patterson filmed a Great White up close:
He didn't get any video of his soiled undies.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Dina Lohan is a wonderful parent. (WWTDD)
Speaking of superb parenting, Lindsay Lohan's next movie is a Linda Lovelace biopic. No clue who that is? Click it, Chester
Speaking of pseudo-famous offspring and awesome parenting, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video...One! More! Time!
Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)
Awkward-looking MILF ass in shorts - 12 o'clock! (Drunken Stepfather)
and WHO might that hiney belong to... Bam! Ka-Pow! Hit me baby one more...... dammit! Gave it away again.
April O'Neil will get you excited in April, May, June, July...eh, you get it. (Freakshow Planet)
Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)
Charlie Sheen Celebrates Freedom at the Playboy Mansion (PICS) (The Smoking Jacket)
Five People You’ll Meet in College (The Campus Socialite)
A Salute To Friday the 13th (Gunaxin)
7 ways to make the most of the last month of summer (Guyism)
This is the Wrong Book store (PIC) (Dave and Thomas)
Every time a Doorbell Rings, Lupe Fuentes gets Her Wings... or something. (Dailyniner)
6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid (Asylum)
Celeste Star is giving herself the most awesome frontal wedgie ever (z0d)
New TERMINATOR movie! Now Here's the BAD news (GammaSquad)
Scottie Pippen in 1991 Commercial for Mr. Submarine: 'Ladies, Let's Have a Party' (Brobible)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)
What do Germans love more than Beer and Bratwurst? SLAYER, maaaan!:
Incidentally SLAYER is on the road with MEGADETH now... So get some tickets, madam.
You know, for a song about Crazy Bitches, BUCKCHERRY's 'Crazy Bitch' doesn't make Crazy Bitches seem so bad:
BUCKCHERRY is on tour now (tickets, amigo), but stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's show to promote their new album.
Even though he's over 40, SEBASTIAN BACH still sings like a 12 year-old with a groin injury:
...and we mean that in the most flattering sense. We think.
From Music...To MOVIES!
Much like DISTRICT 9 the new Alien-fest MONSTERS cost next-to-nothing to make:
We're digging the trailer... so far.
and from MOVIES...to MASSIVE MELONS!
Busty British babe Rachel Aldana has 32L-sized breasts:
There is no logical reason for them to be covered. thank God she feels the same way.
Large-bosomed Czech gal Shione Cooper doesn't know a damn thing about cars, but she's changing your oil without a shirt on:
Oh hell. take a chance and let the woman fix your car...at least you get some eye candy.
Everyone say hi to Australian Hottie Kimberly Rogers:
You wouldn't know it to look at her, but Kimberly has a religious objection to underwear...we want to join her church.
Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)
A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...
Guess who won this little tug-of-War.
And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke
He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)
and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked
Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)
Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)
'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)
Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)
Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)
PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)
Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)
Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)
When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)
What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)
Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:
And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)
Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):
They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"
and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty
See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:
Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.
Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:
and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy Thursday, everybuddy...we have a busy, busy, busy show in store for you today, so buckle up and prepare for hilarity...or something that closely resembles hilarity. Today on the POgram, Les Stroud from Shark Week is stopping by to chat with the boys. We'll also hear from Larry The Cable Guy, who is playing Jones Beach tonight!. Our pal LAZLOW is also stopping by to talk about some techy-stuff. We'll also check in with our buddy Joel McHale from The Soup.Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)We have some brand new photos from the O&A Show online:
Bret Michaels Visits the Opie and Anthony Show
Sexbagel tests out the new stripper pole (and Steve watches lovingly)Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A VIDEOS online:
Bret Michaels from POISON Visits the Opie and Anthony Show
Sexbagel Tests Out The new O&A Stripper PoleYes, we know all about the Bret Michaels/Pamela Anderson Tape... you can stop sending the link.Jim Norton's book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, is on SALE NOW, and he's doing a bunch of book signings, including one TONIGHT in New York:
- Carle Place, NY: Barnes & Noble – July 26th, 7:30pm
Next stop for the Traveling Virus is the DTE Pavillion in Clarkston, Michigan on August 4th. Got your tickets? No? Get Your Tickets Online NOW!If you missed the show in Mansfield, You can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of 100% egg noodles (so we're told... we could be mistaken):
CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!
Click the PIC! Order yours today!Speaking of shirts...
(Check out what Kylie is wearing!)The lovely Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her hiney in a mirror...
FOUNDRY CAMS: Kylie Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirtThere's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
British Reporter Gets Her Ass grabbed During Report
Sexy Blonde and Brunette Tongue Kissing
Bikini Lawn Care In Memphis
The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air - Extended Intro
Beyonce Knowles Falls on Stage In Florida
Porn Stars Acting Poorly In 'Last Girl Standing'
Miss Grand Turner 2005 - Bikini CompetitionThe Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone...runners up get cash!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN
Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites
