Excited Motocross Kid, NICKELBACK uses lots of Pyro, GREAT WHITE Rocks the Rotary Club, Trampoline fun with Karissa Shannon, Boob time with September Carrino, School Time with Destiny Davis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Check out the world's youngest, most-coffeinated motocross rider on the world's tiniest dirt bike:

Sure would be a shame if after all of that, he lost... Actually, the little fella has to learn about the cold hard sting of life at some point, doesn't he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rapidly-becoming-irrelevant ass is this in tight pants walking around? (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

(she's a) Blonde (Dave and Thomas)

Chris Bosh’s New $12 Million House in Miami (The Hoop Doctors)

Playboy's Karli Hebisen. weird Name. Awesome boobs. (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Layne (Bullz-Eye)

1st trailer for Coen Bros True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges (FilmDrunk)

Madison Leah has on see-through plastic bikini bottoms. Hopefully she wipes well (z0d)

Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2 (nOOb Dad)

oh, her name is Dylan Ryder and we'd really like to Ride...(waaaaait for it)... her. Oh yeah. Classy, right? (Dailyniner)

15 Unusual Sexually Charged Photos (Banned in Hollywood)

Top 10 Best Cars to Take on a Rally Race (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those commercialized Canucks in NICKELBACK are on tour now (get them tickets, Paco):

...and they kick off their set with "Burn it To the Ground"... with enough pyro to burn the entire venue to the ground.

For those not counting, DARK HORSE, the band's 2008 album, has sold... oh, FIVE million copies:

On the opposite end of the success spectrum, we have GREAT WHITE, who are touring with JANI LANE rocked the Rotary Club in Farmington, Minnesota:

JANI LANE is filling in because JACK RUSSELL is recoving from a perforated bowel... How does one get a perforated bowel, you ask? Shhhh...

From Hair bands, to hairless ...well, you know.

Breastacular SEPTEMBER CARRINO is peeling out of her black lace Bra...and why?

Because she's got all-natural HH-sized boobs that defy the laws of nature. We can only wonder what those things are going to look like when she's in her 50's.

Busty blond PLAYBOY Playmate Destiny Davis is dressed up (barely) in her schoolgirl outfit:

Wait, she was a PLAYBOY's Miss January in 2005 and she's STILL in school? Wow, she must be a dope.

Finally, in honor of our friends at Vivid Entertainment, who are about to release Karissa Shannon Superstar:

We give you the Shannon twins bouncing on a trampoline at the PLAYBOY mansion. Why? Because we're very... easily...amused.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Britney and Beyonce do lot of Bitching, Busted Up Boxer, Lots of Lesbians Licking

Oh lordy...a smut reviewer's job is never done, is it?

So nice to see Gianna Michaels branching out...Get Your 50% OFF this DVD now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of newbie adult starlet Ashly Paige:


s RateMyWOW: Ashly Paige

This super-toned ass has been making the rounds lately... not bad for a mom, right?Subtle, right?

Sitcoms, morning TV, and rock-hard abs. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We don't care how many movies she shakes her ass in...

Beyonce still acts like a whiny Diva on stage

(then of course, we have our favorite lip-syncing genius)

Our gal Britney Spears got the shit scared out of her the other day at Mohegan Sun:

Odd how that microphone didn't pick up any of her screaming, eh? now let's all stare at Brit's boobs.

(this has ZERO to do with music, but it's funny as hell)

Cruiserweight boxer Brian Sutherland had ONE professional fight. It lasted less than a minute

Down goes the mullet!! Down goes the mullet!!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry for what? Lesbians? Jesus, our priorities are screwed)

Holy Hell. Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova are having sexy time...

We're at a loss for words, but not a loss for drool.

As long as we're on the girl-girl love thing...

lookie what Suzie and Bijou are up to... other than having odd names.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Suzie Carina and Bijou Get Touchy Feely
Beyonce Yells at Lighting Techs in Rotterdam
Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova Lesbian Fun Time
Ferrari Crash On Nicolas Cage NYC Movie Set
Danielle Bathes Her Beautiful Body
Brian Sutherland - Worst Boxer Ever
Claudia Flashes in the Park
20 Year-Old Fan Jumps On Stage with Britney Spears

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'Pissed On and Pissed Off, Fat Chicks on Slippery Ramps, Awful Singing, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Chastity Lynn:


s RateMyWOW: Chastity Lynn

It's another mystery ass, kids... and those hips don't lie...Subtle, right?

OK, so we're really bad at being subtle. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

PISSED ON and PISSED OFF: What do you get when you team up Christian Bale and The Iron Sheik? The bestest Buddy Comedy to ever grace the silver screen! - check out the trailer now!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

She might have a magnificent ass in the movies but Denise Richards can't sing worth a fuck.

Take me out to the ball game...and stick a knitting needle in my ears!

(here's something just as graceful, but not as sexy when naked)

water Slides and chubby chicks don't mix... or so you'd THINK:

(this has nothing to do with the above, but it looks cool as shit)

Michael Bay knows how to make a trailer, that's for DAMN sure.

Now tell us you're not going apeshit for the new TRANSFORMERS sequel

I'M SORRY:
(oh stop apologizing. Nakedness is wonderful)

Take a moment and gawk at Nicole Graves and her magnificent bosoms and hiney...

Nice, right?.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless In Black and Red Lingerie
SLIPKNOT: 'Before I Forget' LIVE in Toronto
Nicole Graves slips out of her Pink Striped Stockings
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Trailer 2
Fat Woman Launched off Water Slide Ramp
Erica Campbell Shows off Her Perfect Boobs and Butt
Denise Richards sings 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Poorly
Lenka is Vacuuming and Getting Naked
Congressman Reads Long List Of Sex Acts

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Monday Links: Live Comedy and Fake Butts, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Great Kat Interview, GI JOE Trailer, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

Had a hell of a time watching and tweeting Dane Cook and Robert Kelly at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ over the weekend:



We showed this to four different security guards at the Prudential Center and got four different sets of directions. Yay backstage pass.

How'd you like to walk into your house and see a Bree Olson Cyber-Skin Ass on your kitchen counter?



Get 50% off your Bree Olson hiney and vag...thanks to our friends at Adam & Eve!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Roxie:





RateMyWOW: Roxie

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We rolled up our sleeves and interviewed The GREAT KAT about her guitar virtuosity...and she yelled at us.



CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

(speaking of guitar shredders...check this out)

It's Richie Kotzen playing live in Sao Paulo, Brazil:

(speaking of 'shredding'...lookee the cool new trailer we found)

We're officially psyched to see the upcoming GI JOE movie later this summer:



That's SNAKE EYES and STORM SHADOW making the slicey-dicey in the upcoming GI JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA film

I'M SORRY:

(Wait, what the hell are we apologizing for? We're about to show you some naked ladies!)

Her name is Kaytee Bees and she's a PLAYBOY Cyber Girl



Whatever title you give her, she's magnificent piece of ass.

American-made hotness Shay Laren is once again front and center...



...and totally naked, showing off those naturally-massive boobs of hers.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Shay Laren Strips Out of Her Blue Lace Bra

Deidra At The Mohegan Sun Dessert Buffet

Veronika Zemanova Washes Her New Car

Brazilian Man Swims too Close to Dam Spillway

Gabriela Takes a Bubble Bath

Richie Kotzen: 'You Can't Save Me' LIVE in Brazil

PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Kaytee Bees Strips Naked

GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - International Trailer

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