Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Fat Guy in a Lamborghini, CREED and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES live videos, New videos from Gisele and Brandy Talore

Happy HUMP DAY, Peoples!
In honor of hump day, why not hump a cute co-worker or cubicle-mate?... If he/she is partial to that kind of thing, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You sir, are too large for this Lamborghini:

and your friend should have thought twice before lending you the keys.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Jennifer Aniston Upskirt Pics (or just look at Jennifer Aniston nude over here now)

Now THAT's What I Call a MELTDOWN! (Manofest)

A little Girl (LinkDork)

Bob Barker's Beauties. All of them

Hot Babes Test Drive Bras On Roller Coasters

Shay Laren is an attractive young lady (Tastybooze)

Nong Jean Is A Thai Cutie

The Shaman: 3 New Episodes (atom)

11 Funniest Famous Comedians Who Attack Religion

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

OH...MY...GOD. We all LOVE GISELE...and you should too.

You've seen her in so many FOUNDRY CAMS clips, and now she's taking a bath!

Busty Midwest Babe Brandi Talore and her 36DDD bosoms are quite bouyant.

Um yeah, boobs float.

From racks, we go to rock...starting with CREED, who are all reunited and about to go on tour:

Sobriety suits you, Mr Stapp.

and on the other side of the stage, we have SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, which is basically Mike Muir and a bunch of other guys:

You...Can't...Bring...Me...Down!

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Nikita Enjoys her Oranges Naked
SUICIDAL TENDENCIES: You Can't Bring Me Down LIVE at KOBETASONIK FESTIVAL 2009
Brandy Talore and Her 36DDD's In the Pool
CREED: 'My Sacrifice' LIVE on AOL Sessions
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Takes a Bubble Bath
Fat Man Stuck In A Lamborghini

 

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Wednesday Links: Frothing over new Movies, Halle Berry's Boobs, Many New Music videos, Breastacular Babes, Porn Star Panty Auction

Hello New Blu-Ray Movies, I'm a lunatic with an addictive personality with little or no disposable income.
I'm just here to stare, drool, and torment myself. Don't mind me.

You think they have security cameras at huge retail chains?
Naaah.

Mmm...STAR TREK box set

Mmm...TAKEN

Mmm...Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (meh, this one was kind of weak)

Who in the Halle Berry could THIS be a photo of?

For crying out loud, we're not even trying anymore. Halle Berry's got great tits. Period. This gimme was gotten our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, Higgins? your wife and the pool boy don't seem to think so... Them's is bangin' in the cabana!

PORN STAR PANTY AUCTION (for charity): Our friends at FreeOnes turned us on...to a good cause, that is. Some of the biggest names in the adult bidness are donating their panties for charity. Get all the info At Christy's Panties (hell of a name, right?). All proceeds go to The National Breast Cancer Foundation


Who WOULDN'T want Sarah Peachez undies?

what kind of fella goes out with a female bodybuilder.. This kind of guy, that's who (and we think they're pretty badass too). Thanks to our boys at AFRO JACKS.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Can you believe the two passengers in this "gyrocopter" walked away from this?:

We couldn't either. We bet you their undies are soiled somethin fierce.

Nobody can rock while sitting down like KILLSWITCH ENGAGE:

Killswitch Engage is on the ROCKSTAR Energy Drink Tour This Summer - Get your tickets now!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry? For what??)

Her name is BREA LYNN...

and her hands are on her cans. 'Nuff said Ted.

Why beat around the bush when Erin Avery is so good at playing with hers?

We were going for clever, and wound up looking like idiots. Again. Just like last time.

Oh boy! It's Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS doing what she does best...lookin' sexy.

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from a wild night of sweaty adultery, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Sandy Summers the Sexy Maid
SIN CITY SINNERS and GEORGE LYNCH: 'Mr Scary' LIVE in Las Vegas
Brea Lynn Busts Out Of Her Pink Bra
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE: 'Light in a Darkened World' LIVE at Revolver Golden Gods Awards
Erin Avery Toys With Her Tight...Vest
STEEL PANTHER and STEPHEN PEARCY: 'Round and Round' LIVE at the Key Club
Brianna and Ashley Public Making out in Public Cafe
Caught On Video: Helicopter Crashes Near Tacoma, Washington

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Tuesday Links: Eddie Money's Autograph, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, More Mystery Boobs Uncovered, Kentucky Turtleman, New 'Land Of The Lost' Trailer,

Life is full of enlightening experiences, like meeting Eddie Money...



...of course we got an autograph, and then tweeting it because Eddie Money rules.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of veteran adult starlet Debbi Diamond (who looks like she needs a nap, or a rehab):





RateMyWOW: Debbi Diamond

Which Long Island Lolita could these boobs possibly belong to?



Oh, who are we to judge? her sex tape didn't look all that bad to be honest. This obvious exploitation was brought to you by our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, Chesterfield? your lady doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

His name is Eddie Brown, Jr...he's the Kentucky Turtleman:



He catches snapping turtles with his bare hands on Kentucky Afield TV.

Hey look Will Ferrell is getting chased by a dinosaur:



...in the latest trailer for the LAND OF THE LOST movie.

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry? For what??)

It's (one of) our favorites...SWEET KRISSY feeling herself up...AGAIN.



Stop mulling it over, and click those cans!

As long as we're looking at busty bitches... Look at what Ewa Sonnet can do with ice cubes!



Thanks to our Polish pals at Polish Busty

Oh boy! It's Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS doing what she does best...lookin' sexy.



We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from a wild night of sweaty adultery, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Adriana Zarcova Topless Tram Ride

The Kentucky Turtleman - catching Snapping Turtles with Bare hands

Sweet Krissy Plays With Her Huge Boobs

The Girls of Singapore's 'S-FACTOR' Reality Show

Ewa Sonnet Loves Ice Cubes on Her Massive Boobs

Most Hysterical Laugh EVER

Dominno pulls her Huge Boobs out of her Tight Black Corset

LAND OF THE LOST - trailer 2

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Monday Links: New Coif in need of Nioxin, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, More nude celeb cell phone pics, CREED members on Red Eye, Idiot Sabbath fan, more busty babes in Bikinis

Weekends are time for haircuts... and tweeting the new coif...

...and we need to start using Nioxin to deal with thinning hair. Oh the joys of aging.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of whore-ish adult starlet Victoria Rose:


RateMyWOW:Victoria Rose

The new STAR TREK film did HUGE numbers this weekend... so it's only fair that we pay homage with this bit of silly:

Stormtroopers? Whu-oh...that can't be good.

what's this? Another pop star with naked cell phone pics?

Honestly, who knows? it's not totally out of the realm of possibility. This celebrity potentially embarrassing nudity was brought to you by our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, Chesterfield? your lady doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Check out the world's most obnoxious BLACK SABBATH fan:
(thanks to our boys at Afro Jacks!)
That happened at a BEST BUY in San Bernardino, CA last week. Poor band.

Speaking of music, look at what the newly-reunited members of CREED had to say to our buddy Greg Gutfeld on Red Eye...



Get your CREED tickets - On Sale Now!

(and keeping on with the music thing...)

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on VAN HALEN, GENE SIMMONS, MUSHROOMHEAD, and more in the LATEST MUSIC HEADLINES

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry? For what??)

How does a gal like PLAYBOY's Tasha Nicole stay so incredibly sweet-smelling.

Click it, monkey man! You know you want to.

And while we're on the subject of women we love seeing naked, check out adult starlet Sylvia Saint

Sylvia looks great in a leather corset, doesn't she?

Oh boy! It's Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS doing what she does best...lookin' sexy.

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from a wild night of sweaty adultery, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Sylvia Saint in a Black Leather Corset
Red Eye: CREED members discuss reunion tour
Karla Spice Strips out of her Bikini By The Waterfall
BLACK SABBATH fan screaming at Best Buy In-Store
PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Tasha Nicole in The Shower
Death Star Destroys Starship Enterprise
Gisele slips out of her Blue Bikini
Caught on Video: Gas Explosion at Maryland Strip Mall

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