Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday on the Opie and Anthony Show: Eddie Money!

Buckle in, kids... tomorrow on the Opie And Anthony Radio Flahsback, we'll be hanging with EDDIE MONEY, who is promoting his tour dates, and may just sing a few songs for us.


That's Eddie Money singing his hit "Take Me Home Tonight" with the guys in HINDER...who are also on tour supporting their latest disc

(speaking of HINDER...look what we do now)


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS STAY 'UP ALL NIGHT'

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: F-U Friday, Jim Norton and Artie Lange LIVE This Weekend, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown v

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Adam Ferrara, Jim Jeffries, Doug Benson, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown videos, Jim Nort

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Ladies Stay 'Up All Night' with HINDER

Gianna, Ember, Dahlia, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS have put their best foot...and best breasts forward in this wonderful compilation video that will leave you slack-jawed, drooling, and wishing you could stay 'Up All Night' with any one of these lovely ladies.
Thanks to HINDER for the great song. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing.









CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS




And then, if there's an ounce of stamina (or blood) left in you... head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with these lovely gals LIVE on cam!



Special thanks to HINDER for giving us 'Up All Night'



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: Jagermeister Music Tour, New DVDs

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER

Remember those old Doublemint Gum comercials? Yeah, this is nothing like that. Brooke and Vikki are identical 20 year-old twins on FOUNDRY CAMS who enjoy doing everything together, including showing off their perfect bodies on their webcam. Special thanks to our buddies at HINDER and Universal for 'Use Me' (click to download the song!).






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!




Of course, if you haven't passed out by the time the video is finished, you should head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Vikki LIVE ON WEBCAM!




Remember, bands, artists, labels...

if you want YOUR song featured in a FOUNDRY CAMS video,

Just send your CD and press kit to:

FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

FOUNDRY CAMS: Twins Brooke and Vikki Rock Out to HINDER

Identical twins Brooke and Vikki do everything together... including shake their asses on their webcams. The nearly mirror-image young ladies make this one of the most mezmerizing videos we have EVER seen. Huge thanks to HINDER for "Use Me".

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Twins Brooke and Vikki Rock Out in their F*CK

FOUNDRY CAMS: Twins Brooke and Vikki Rock Out in their F*CK
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Indentical twins Brooke and Vikki do everything together... including shake their asses on their webcams. The nearly mirror-image young ladies make this one of the most mezmerizing videos we have EVER seen. Huge thanks to HINDER for "Use Me".