Birthday fun, Split Tongue Gal, DEAD ISLAND trailer, Latest TRANSFORMERS trailer, Jim Breuer and Sebastian Bach Screaming, SLASH and Brad Whitford Jamming, Lisa Ann Groping

Looking for a fun way to spend a special day, like ...uh, say... a birthday?

Get a birthday cake with a candle and blow it out by yourself in the bathroom. or surf some personal ads looking for some strange woman to make the sexy-sexy with...whichever you choose. It's your day, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Truthfully, we're having a hard time deciding how this is anything other than awesome...

She's got a split tongue = She's God's gift to girlfriends everywhere. C'mon. How is she NOT?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)

The latest trailer for TRANSFORMERS: Dark Of The Moon has hit the web:

And this could be the most gloomy TRANSFORMERS flick ever. God, we hope so. That last one was kind of a stinker.

Speaking of amazing trailers, there are some folks in Hollywood who could take a lesson from this trailer for DEAD ISLAND:

The game might suck (we have NO idea; it's not even finished yet) but if the trailer is any indication... it's going to be pretty F-ing awesome.

Which Jersey Girl is as Classy as you might suspect? (Drunken Stepfather)



Madison Ivy is the kind of Poison that's just fine to get covered in (FreakShow Planet)

12 Great Shows that were set in and Around High School (Bullz-Eye)

Tammi and Melissa are awfully fine and awfully friendly... awfully (z0d)

Danni Kalifornia is Stunning in any state, not just... oh wait, that's her last name (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

SLASH and AEROSMITH's Brad Whitford spent some quality time in North Carolina the other day:

Doing an Aerosmith cover of a Rufus Thomas song... and now our heads are spinning because that was like a 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' thing going on there.

Jim Breuer and SEBASTIAN BACH had a little competition to see who could blow his voice out quickest:

No, not really... but we're having a hard time seeing how that wasn't the end result.

...Hey now... where's the GIRLS? Oh. Here they are

Tory Lane is about as subtle as a train wreck as she seduces this nice officer:

Then again, when did you ever hear of anything subtle in a smut video? Exactly. NEVER.

If you had a body like Lisa Ann...

You'd be feeling yourself up nonstop too. Don't even act like you wouldn't, Chesterfield.

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Jim Breuer in Studio, Boobs on Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Write to 'Rock', Ashley Madison Contes

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: The Return of Jim Breuer, Bob Saget, Dru Boogie, BOOYAH video, Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew.

Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest: It's going down TODAY, and one lucky bastard is going to win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE

...now here's a self-serving and totally unrelated segue....check out this madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

... and look who's WEARING one of these fine shirts...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Angel Cassidy Rolling Around Topless On Her Bed

Pool Prank Gone Wrong

Crane Operator Drops Huge Air Conditioning Unit

Danielle and Her Floating Boobs

Heidi Wheeler Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot

Armed Russian Cop Passes Out On Subway

Petra Shows off Her Natural Pale Bosoms

dboots - The Delusional Rainbow Conspiracy Lady

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