Kitchen MILF, TRANSFORMERS 3 Teaser, Ozzy don't know Bieber, JACKYL is still kicking around and being tactless, Nikki Sexx, Violet, Sabrina Maree, Jasmine Black, Roxy Taggart are topless

In our twisted universe all married women hang around the house looking like this waiting to get a vist from a gentleman caller.

Now, while she might not be only wearing a thong, she's not waiting around for the old man to get the job done... and that's where YOU come in

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Joe Torres from WABC-TV in New York was reporting on a Catholic Church robbery, and a woman in the background just HAD to be on camera...

This folks, is either the worst luck in the world caught on camera or God's way of staying "Stay in the background, lady".

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The teaser trailer for Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg's latest entry into the TRANSFORMERS franchise has hit the web:

WHAT??? The robots have been on the moon since 1969 (if not earlier)??? You don't say... Wow. Wait, suspension of disbelief... breathe in... breathe out...keep it together

Some people find her attractive. Some find her simply..odd. (Drunken Stepfather)

On the positive side, She's been naked on film... A LOT... and we can appreciate the hell out of that.

COED’s Ass-ential 2010 Advent Calendar (COED Magazine)

Bullz-Eye.com 2010 Year End Music Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

John Lennon: Interesting Facts About his Life and Death (The Bachelor Guy)

Carli Banks lets people take pictures of her naked, gets paid, then laughs all the way to the...Bank. (FreakShow Planet)

With the Bikini AND sunglasses, Rebecca Rayann is wearing exactly 3 ounces of clothing (z0d)

Heather Joy and her lack of Lingerie will bring you much... Happiness...err, Joy. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

OZZY OSBOURNE hos no idea who JUSTIN BIEBER is...

...and we could not be happier.

Not only is JACKYL still making music, but this all-white-guy band claim they feel 'Just Like A Negro'. Wait, what?

Isn't that Darryl McDaniels from RUN DMC? eeeeeyup. It sure is... Nice save, fellas.

Now let's throttle back on the maturity level a bit and bring out... you guessed it! Boobies!

Not many people can pull off the bikini-and-platform-heels look outside of the strip club. NIKKI SEXX manages to pull it off perfectly

This is just a little taste, but you can see her full scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). Now, dammit.

Ready for some broken-English girl-girl fornication? Who isn't?? Jasmine Black and Roxy Taggart are engaged in some wonderful Romainian/Slovakian kitchen fornication:

The movie is called BIG NATURAL TITS 23 ... and as you migh imagine, the women have... oh, we're seriously over-explaining this one.

The tempting Twistys Treat Sabrina Marie is 23 years-old, but would have you believe that she's really a schoolgirl. Oh, but she's not fooling us, nosiree:

She's using that schoolgirl outfit merely as an excuse to play with herself ... in which case, we're extremely tolerant of her trickery.

The tantalizing, tattooed alt-bombshell Violet, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips as well as her own solo site has classed up, and dressed down for this photo shoot:

She'll go way more than topless at her official site ... we're just giving you a li'l taste of her goodness.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: T-Boned Ambulance, Shiny Booty, Music Videos, Music Headlines, More Hotness from around the World

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Driving in Russia looks like fun, doesn't it?.



Yup. That ambulance needed a beating.

(We'll give you ONE guess as to whose enormous ass this is)

Here's a hint...she another C-lister who likes to make sex tapes with her boyfriend.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on DROWNING POOL, RIGGS, LACUNA COIL, ANTHRAX and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, here's something nifty)

It's SALIVA doing their thing LIVE in Maine.



Josey Scott is recuperating from surgery, so the band is off the sNO CORE tour.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This sexy Czech is Markéta Belonohá, and she's wearing a pearl necklace. Seriously. That's not even a cute pun.

This oily young Canadian teen is Paris Pirelli, and we really hope she's got a mop to clean up after this clip.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:





CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO





And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX



...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Paris Pirelli Covers Herself with Baby Oil In The Kitchen

Caught on Camera: Ambulance gets broadsided in Russian Intersection

PLAYBOY Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Morning Ritual

Amputee MMA Fighter Kyle Maynard Debut in Alabama

Markéta Bělonohá Plays with her Pearl Necklace

Hockey Fan Fellatio During Playoff Game

Danielle Hauls out Her Huge Hooters at the Beach

SALIVA: 'Hunt You Down' LIVE in Maine

I'M SORRY:

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Thursday Links: Stolen Trucks and Busted Butt Brazilian Babes, Stun Gun to the Tongue, New Music Headlines, New Naked Hotness

It's so much easier to pick your nose upload the pictures to twitter, and make it easy for people to call you queer... when you have a manicure:

The things we do for that special someone... it's OK, they've already been bitten down to nothing.

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Tory and Eric from MYTHBUSTERS tased their tongues.

Yeah, so what if the clip is over a year old? Doesn't make it any less funny.

(we don't know who this Cheryl Cole woman is, we don't know what she does...)

Apparently she's in a girl-group GIRLS ALOUD ...so yeah, now we know what she does.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on SIXX AM, SLAYER, MEGADETH, and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, look at what BRITNEY SPEARS did...again)

We all know Britney loves being naked, but this tampon-dangling incident in Anaheim last week seems a bit...deliberate.

Suure, she didn't mean for that to happen.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This Hungarian hottie is Krisztina Sereny, and she LOVES to lift weights. She also loves collagen.

It's the one and only Aria Giovanni losing her lingerie...intentionally.

She's got the nice boobies.

(and now we look at this clumsy bitch)

Those Big Brother chicks LOVE getting naked.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Sunny Leone Topless By the Pool
Britney Spears Tampon String Hanging in Anaheim Concert
Aria Giovanni Loses her Black Lace Lingerie
Owner Jumps Off Back of Stolen Tractor Trailer in Georgia
Dawson Miller Watches TV and Eats Popcorn Naked
Brazilian Big Brother Babe Slips and Breaks Her Butt
Krisztina Sereny Topless Photo Shoot
Mythbusters: Tory and Eric Take a Stun Gun to the Tongue

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