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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)
If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:
Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)
Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.
Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)
Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)
Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)
Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)
Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)
Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)
Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)
In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:
...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?
The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":
Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.
OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":
Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!
Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!
In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:
But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.
This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:
But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.
We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:
topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.
Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.
Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew.
Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST. Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:
BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes
Ghetto Gaggers
Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)
My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla
Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest: It's going down TODAY, and one lucky bastard is going to win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE...now here's a self-serving and totally unrelated segue....check out this madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!... and look who's WEARING one of these fine shirts...The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Angel Cassidy Rolling Around Topless On Her Bed
Pool Prank Gone Wrong
Crane Operator Drops Huge Air Conditioning Unit
Danielle and Her Floating Boobs
Heidi Wheeler Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot
Armed Russian Cop Passes Out On Subway
Petra Shows off Her Natural Pale Bosoms
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