Excited Motocross Kid, NICKELBACK uses lots of Pyro, GREAT WHITE Rocks the Rotary Club, Trampoline fun with Karissa Shannon, Boob time with September Carrino, School Time with Destiny Davis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Check out the world's youngest, most-coffeinated motocross rider on the world's tiniest dirt bike:

Sure would be a shame if after all of that, he lost... Actually, the little fella has to learn about the cold hard sting of life at some point, doesn't he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Whose rapidly-becoming-irrelevant ass is this in tight pants walking around? (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

(she's a) Blonde (Dave and Thomas)

Chris Bosh’s New $12 Million House in Miami (The Hoop Doctors)

Playboy's Karli Hebisen. weird Name. Awesome boobs. (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Layne (Bullz-Eye)

1st trailer for Coen Bros True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges (FilmDrunk)

Madison Leah has on see-through plastic bikini bottoms. Hopefully she wipes well (z0d)

Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2 (nOOb Dad)

oh, her name is Dylan Ryder and we'd really like to Ride...(waaaaait for it)... her. Oh yeah. Classy, right? (Dailyniner)

15 Unusual Sexually Charged Photos (Banned in Hollywood)

Top 10 Best Cars to Take on a Rally Race (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those commercialized Canucks in NICKELBACK are on tour now (get them tickets, Paco):

...and they kick off their set with "Burn it To the Ground"... with enough pyro to burn the entire venue to the ground.

For those not counting, DARK HORSE, the band's 2008 album, has sold... oh, FIVE million copies:

On the opposite end of the success spectrum, we have GREAT WHITE, who are touring with JANI LANE rocked the Rotary Club in Farmington, Minnesota:

JANI LANE is filling in because JACK RUSSELL is recoving from a perforated bowel... How does one get a perforated bowel, you ask? Shhhh...

From Hair bands, to hairless ...well, you know.

Breastacular SEPTEMBER CARRINO is peeling out of her black lace Bra...and why?

Because she's got all-natural HH-sized boobs that defy the laws of nature. We can only wonder what those things are going to look like when she's in her 50's.

Busty blond PLAYBOY Playmate Destiny Davis is dressed up (barely) in her schoolgirl outfit:

Wait, she was a PLAYBOY's Miss January in 2005 and she's STILL in school? Wow, she must be a dope.

Finally, in honor of our friends at Vivid Entertainment, who are about to release Karissa Shannon Superstar:

We give you the Shannon twins bouncing on a trampoline at the PLAYBOY mansion. Why? Because we're very... easily...amused.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Excited Motocross Kid, NICKELBACK uses lots of Pyro, GREAT WHITE Rocks the Rotary Club, Trampoline fun with Karissa Shannon, Boob time with September Carrino, School Time with Destiny Davis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Check out the world's youngest, most-coffeinated motocross rider on the world's tiniest dirt bike:

Sure would be a shame if after all of that, he lost... Actually, the little fella has to learn about the cold hard sting of life at some point, doesn't he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rapidly-becoming-irrelevant ass is this in tight pants walking around? (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

(she's a) Blonde (Dave and Thomas)

Chris Bosh’s New $12 Million House in Miami (The Hoop Doctors)

Playboy's Karli Hebisen. weird Name. Awesome boobs. (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Layne (Bullz-Eye)

1st trailer for Coen Bros True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges (FilmDrunk)

Madison Leah has on see-through plastic bikini bottoms. Hopefully she wipes well (z0d)

Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2 (nOOb Dad)

oh, her name is Dylan Ryder and we'd really like to Ride...(waaaaait for it)... her. Oh yeah. Classy, right? (Dailyniner)

15 Unusual Sexually Charged Photos (Banned in Hollywood)

Top 10 Best Cars to Take on a Rally Race (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those commercialized Canucks in NICKELBACK are on tour now (get them tickets, Paco):

...and they kick off their set with "Burn it To the Ground"... with enough pyro to burn the entire venue to the ground.

For those not counting, DARK HORSE, the band's 2008 album, has sold... oh, FIVE million copies:

On the opposite end of the success spectrum, we have GREAT WHITE, who are touring with JANI LANE rocked the Rotary Club in Farmington, Minnesota:

JANI LANE is filling in because JACK RUSSELL is recoving from a perforated bowel... How does one get a perforated bowel, you ask? Shhhh...

From Hair bands, to hairless ...well, you know.

Breastacular SEPTEMBER CARRINO is peeling out of her black lace Bra...and why?

Because she's got all-natural HH-sized boobs that defy the laws of nature. We can only wonder what those things are going to look like when she's in her 50's.

Busty blond PLAYBOY Playmate Destiny Davis is dressed up (barely) in her schoolgirl outfit:

Wait, she was a PLAYBOY's Miss January in 2005 and she's STILL in school? Wow, she must be a dope.

Finally, in honor of our friends at Vivid Entertainment, who are about to release Karissa Shannon Superstar:

We give you the Shannon twins bouncing on a trampoline at the PLAYBOY mansion. Why? Because we're very... easily...amused.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Speeding Teen Takes out Highway, Someone tried to kill Paris Hilton, Rob Halford's Leather and Chains, MEGADETH in Hollywood, DROWNING POOL does PANTERA, Capri Cavalli will get you fired, PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane, Kiss Kara does homework

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:

Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)

Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.


Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)

Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)

Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)

Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)

Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)

Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:

...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?

The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":

Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.

OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":

Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!

Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!

In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:

But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.

This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:

But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.

We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:

topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Hump Day Affairs, Fat Kid vs. Football, Drunk Groupie Faceplant, Britney Under Investigation, Hetfield & Mustaine Together Again, Vince Neil loves Tequila, Cody Lane, Aletta Ocean, Angel Gee get Topless

Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:

We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.

...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.

The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.

The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)

Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.


Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)

The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)

Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)

The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)

Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)

Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)

Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)

You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:

What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?

Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):

...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).

From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...

For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:

She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.

Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:

In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.

And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:

Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Tuesday Links: Police Cruiser vs. Concrete Post, Flooded Street Wakeboarding, Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini, Brad and Angie are Suing, New SEVENDUST mu

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This Miami police cruiser takes on concrete pole in a game of chicken....




Concrete: 1. Cop Car: Zip.

Screw sandbags and pumping out the basement!




When the streets are flooded, it's time to go wakeboarding!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





More of Jennifer Aniston and her 41 year-old hiney (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if that ain't floating your boat, here's a much younger, naked...Jennifer Aniston.





Brad and Angelina are Suing a British tabloid (WWTDD)



...one thing they can't sue over is all the naked footage of Angelina Jolie that's out there...yay nudity.



Girl Next Door: Pamela Cusi (Bullz-Eye)



Rukhsana has a really weird name...and really great boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



31 Gorgeous Girls of 'Entourage' (Forkparty)



Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)



HUGE BOOBS: A Documentary (HEAVY)



Angelina Armani isn't wearing Armani...or ANYTHING for that matter (Daily Niner)



10 Things You Need To Know About 'The Bannen Way' (Yep Yep)



Sex in a Car: Mastering the Technique (Campus Throne)



Star Trek - The Sexed Generation (URLesque)



Paralyzed Shark-Attack Victim Fights His Way Back to His Feet (Asylum)



Call da Crabs Assassin! (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST have a new CD coming out in April, and here's a li'l taste:



The song is "Forever Dead" and the album is Cold Day Memory.

Why the fuck is Dolph Lundgren, singing ELVIS?



Lundgren is one of three hosts for the 2010 Melodifestivalen, where the Swedish contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest is selected. That's why.

Everyone say "Hello" to PLAYBOY's September Carrino. Weird name. Enormous 28DDD boobs.



Yes, you read that correctly. 28...TRIPLE...D. Great Cooga Mooga.

Speaking of sexy Playboy bitches, check out Jennifer Lane:



She says she wants to be successful and to love what she does. if that involves showing her naked ass...well then, mission accomplished.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Fiance affairs and the Dancing Bear, Hong Kong KFC serves up Garbage, Lots of Link Love, Sebastian Bach and Jani Lane Live, Christine Mendoza, Tera Patrick, and the Girls Gone Wild

Your wife is an outstanding piece of ass who takes naughty photos for you... better keep an eye on her or she'll wander off:

This sexy wife is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy wives. They're a blessed organization

By the way, when she tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets homem buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This KFC in Hong Kong got busted serving up trash:

Fast food generally tastes like garbage, but that's a little extreme.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Once again...Kim Kardashian's Boobs (Drunken Stepfather) - and once again...Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape.

Tori Black is Wrapped up in Pink (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Alisson, Zuzana, and Gina are piling on one another (Daily Niner)

What If You Were Making Love to Christopher Walken? (Funny Crave)

The 10 Funniest/Weirdest Moments on Jeopardy (World Of Isaac)

Oldest Adult Baby Ever (I Heart Chaos)

Heather Rene Smith is beyond beautiful (Freakshow Planet)

A Day Without Cats on 9.9.09 (Video) (URLesque)

Lingerie Football League Kickoff Preview (Gunaxin)

Sexual Intercourse: American Style - Incense and Candles (atom)

Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime (on205th)

Ballboy tries to fly at US Open, Fails (With Leather)

The Ten Sexiest Album Covers (FunkJelly)

Wawfully Wedded Wife (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

Adult super-starlet Tera Patrick is having her picture taken:

but it's not like a high school picture...these are the naughty ones... the non-clothed kind.

Speaking of pictures, Christine Mendoza is posing for a few:

It's a sunny day, so why not roll around in the grass with your butt up in the air, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BIG & RICH who were jamming with Sebastian Bach in Canada:

Don't look so confused, Baz... you are the Youth Gone Wild... or you were, at one point.

Remember Jani Lane from WARRANT? He's still kicking around:

That's Jani doing "Machine Gun" at the House of Blues in Hollywood.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Renna:

She rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she... gets more lotion. No way we're getting the hose out.

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza - Summer Strip
Sebastian Bach with BIG & RICH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Canada
Tera Patrick Nude Photo Shoot
Jani Lane: 'Machine Gun' LIVE in Hollywood
Renna Rubs the Lotion On Her Boobs
Mike Silverman - aka 'That1Guy' - 'ButtMachine' LIVE in Vancouver
Two Blond College Babes Making Out With Each Other
Caught on Video: Hong Kong KFC Serves Food From Trash

 

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