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Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things
Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?
Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)
Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)
As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...
A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)
Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)
Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)
Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)
Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)
Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)
Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:
Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.
His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!
He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.
From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!
You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):
This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*
Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:
Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.
From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:
only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy Earth Day, kiddies! The environmentally-conscious, hybrid-driving staff of the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is ready to raise awareness about climate change, deforestation, Jim Norton's farts, or anything else you feel is affecting God's cherished Earth... because we're all about giving, as you know. Today we'll be speaking with our buddy, Edward Norton
about going green. He's all about going green, you know... so much so that he's agreed to play The Incredible HULK, who is also green... as luck would have it. Also stopping by is the one and only Chelsea Handler, who is going to give us lessons in etiquette... or maybe it was cocktail mixing. Finally, our comedian pal Dan Naturman is going to stop by and share in the loveliness that is the O&A Show, and perhaps even offer up some comedy.Want to see any of this really famous and attractive people LIVE, in-studio? OF COURSE YOU DO!. All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:
Ilsa The Wicked Warden
Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks
The Swinging Barmaids
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman
Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:
Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 1
Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 2
Best Ass Contestants - Day 1
Best Ass Contestants - Day 2
Best Ass Contestants - Day 3
Best Ass Contestants - Day 4speaking of girls you'd like to drool all over...Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As we learned last week, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!
Click the GTA4 box to order yours now!
You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)speaking of our comedian buddies...Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!
We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?
Click the pic to order now!
Put down that family-sized pan of baked ziti, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Selena Spice Rolling Around In Bed
Travis Barker - FLOW RIDA - 'Low' Remix
Topless Hotties Making Out In The Club
Chubby Blond Girl Steps In Dog Crap and Vomits
Veronica Zemanova Topless In A White Thong
Hot Blond Babe Strips Naked On Webcam
Barack Obama Gives Hillary Clinton the Finger?
Webcam Hottie in a Tiny Red ThongSocial networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:
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