Groupies RULE, Zakk Wylde and William Shatner, gratuitous drum solo, OZZY on TV, SLASH on Lopez Tonight, Big Booty and Bigger Bra Sizes

Being famous certainly has its perks, but what do all the groupies do when there are no celebrities around?

Glad you asked! They troll around online looking for strangers to have uncommitted flings with

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

William Shatner has recruited none other than ZAKK WYLDE to perform on his cover of ... "IRON MAN"?:

We don't agree with it at all. We UNDERSTAND it...but we don't agree with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)

Normally we wouldn't care about Amber Heard, but she's looking great in Esquire (Drunken Stepfather)

we appreciate Amber Heard even more now that we've seen her naked scenes

Malibu is named after a city AND a beverage. Thank God she wasn't named "Bayonne" (FreakShow Planet)

11 Movies for 2011 (Bullz-Eye)

Brittany Bardot is dressed like a schoolgirl, but she's anything other than that (Dailyniner)

Cali Lakai. Awful Name. Amazing Body (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

...and now for your gratuitos drum solo of the day, here's Frankie Banali from QUIET RIOT:

QUIET RIOT is totally re-formed with a new singer because... well, because their original singer... is uhh... dead.

A surprisingly lucid OZZY OSBOURNE appeared on Good Day L.A.:

Amazing what a lack of chemicals in the body will do to a person.

SLASH was on LOPEZ TONIGHT playing the ROLLING STONES classic "Brown Sugar":

Eh, not many. One, maybe? Can you even call the band THIN LIZZY at this point.

From metal, we saunter gently over to the mammaries...nice segue, right?

Busty blondes Kayla Cupcakes and Summer Sin filled up the whole camera with their massive hooters:

...and if not for the obnoxious cameraman, this clip would be perfect.

...and now for today's lecture on rocket science...

...No, not really. We lied. It's Brooke Lee Adams and Ava Rose showing off their big booty. That's kind of like rocket science, isn't it?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hells yeah. It's Tuesday. Put on yer Tuesday hats. Whatever that means.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Daily Face-Smashing, we'll be sitting around the ol' campfire with the one and only William Shatner, who is promoting his series, Shatner's Raw Nerve, which airs Tuesday nights at 10pm on the BIO channel.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW!), as well as shooting the latest video in the She Is Half My Age series, we have some perky pierced nips to share with you courtesty of Karmen Kennedy...



RateMyWOW: Karmen Kennedy

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

Our own Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

INTERNS NEEDED NOW: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

(Now how's about we keep on plugging THIS bit...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's plug this sucker one more time)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and if you get riled up after seeing that and need to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Janine Habeck Slowly Strips

Tightrope Backflip Mishap

Trish and her 21 year-old T*ts

FRIDAY THE 13th - Remake - Official Trailer

Gabby Gets Topless In Public

ZAKK WYLDE Live at Hard Rock Hell 2

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: William Shatner In Studio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Goodbye Cleveland and Boston, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Co

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hells yeah. It's Tuesday. Put on yer Tuesday hats. Whatever that means.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Daily Face-Smashing, we'll be sitting around the ol' campfire with the one and only William Shatner, who is promoting his series, Shatner's Raw Nerve, which airs Tuesday nights at 10pm on the BIO channel.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW!), as well as shooting the latest video in the She Is Half My Age series, we have some perky pierced nips to share with you courtesty of Karmen Kennedy...



RateMyWOW: Karmen Kennedy

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

Our own Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

INTERNS NEEDED NOW: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

(Now how's about we keep on plugging THIS bit...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's plug this sucker one more time)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and if you get riled up after seeing that and need to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Janine Habeck Slowly Strips

Tightrope Backflip Mishap

Trish and her 21 year-old T*ts

FRIDAY THE 13th - Remake - Official Trailer

Gabby Gets Topless In Public

ZAKK WYLDE Live at Hard Rock Hell 2

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download the O&A Show, Rich Vos, Seann William Scott, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, New Videos On

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Oof. Monday. Break out the friggin' Party Favors, why dontcha?

As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 10/31/08 (Farewell Roland, Gerard Butler, Louis CK, Bruce Campbell, Jim Jeffries)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 10/30/08 (Seth Rogen, Jim Jeffries, Jason Mewes, Joe DeRosa)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 10/29/08 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Tracy Lords, Chris Jericho)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 10/28/08

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 10/27/08 (Otto, Rob Dukes from EXODUS)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Misfit Cruiseline, we welcome back our personal friend, Mr. Stiffler himself, Seann William Scott, who is promoting his new film ROLE MODELS, which opens Friday wide (We miss you, Roland).

Our comedian buddy Rich Vos is also coming by to tell us all about his adventures in tooth-implant land (and thanks to our own Sam, we have video)

Watch Rich Vos get his teeth yanked out - online now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to courtesy of adult starlets Chantal Ferrara and Gia L'Orenzo:



RateMyWOW: Chantal Ferrara

RateMyWOW: Gia L'Orenzo

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(you guys have been doing a GREAT job helping young James Norton sell the hell out of his book...and if you hevent'...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out who's rockin' the Pendulum!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from the giant wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, because that's just going to give you the runs, and check out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some non-cheesy things, including:



Whacked out guy in back of police cruiser

Tylene Buck Striptease Montage

Ultimate Lamborghini Garage

Faith Strips Down In The Kitchen

Sky Weatherman Francis Wilson Loses piece of Map LIVE

Mackenzie Lee Strips down on her bed

Glass Door Prank

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Animation Fest TONIGHT in NYC - Official Shirts On Sale Now!, Patrice Oneal, Jimmy Justice, New Boobs on RATEMYWOW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

...and SPEAKING of ANIMATIONS...

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening TONIGHT, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have all of the animations online at ANIMATIONFEST.NET (but only AFTER the show is over and it's only live for 48 hours...then the animations will be available on iTunes.

...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother Elmo, right?

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

The Opie and Anthony Show is hanging with our pal, and one of the Animation Festival judges, Mr. Patrice Oneal today. In addition to his judging duties, Patrice will be performing in Red Bank, NJ with Bob Kelly and Mike DeStefano at the Count Basie Theater on Friday Night. We're also going to be talking to Jimmy Justice, who roams the streets of New York City, looking for parking enforcement cops who are breaking the law.

If you want to SEE any of these fabulous in-studio guests, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can see famous people....as well as the staff comepletely preoccupied by the boobs and hineys of the Paltalk girls, because everyone loves lookin' at boobies and hineys...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of lovely boobies to show you, courtesy of newcomer Rikki:



RateMyWOW:Rikki

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The sexy, seductive SILVIA from FOUNDRY CAMS got one of our STAY COZY Shirts and sent in this great new video....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SILVIA IN ACTION




...If any of those images or videos left you feeling a little... err, 'anxious'... why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that big bowl of Granola (which, incidentally, is loaded with fat, so enjoy that bowl of cheeseburger you're wolfing down), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Jazmin is interviewed before her scene

'Water Running Car Gets 100 Miles To The Ounce

Joanna Bliss and Katarina Big Boob Massage

'Sexy teen In HOOTERS shorts Dances on Webcam

Russian Office Worker Rampage - Caught on Cell Phone Video

Russian Office Worker Rampage - Caught on Security Camera Video

Topless Busty Brunette In A Tiny Thong

Rap Battle Brawl: Math vs. Dose

2 Sexy College Girls Making Out

Reporter Kissed By Boogie Woogie Man on Live TV

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Tito Ortiz, Sean William Scott, Jeffrey Ross, Boobs on Paltalk and RATEMYWOW, Animation Fest

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who, judging from the amount of time they spend NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show is packed with vitamins, minerals, and GUESTS today! First off, the one and only Tito Ortiz (watch him kick Steve's formerly fat ass) is on the show promoting his new book This Is Gonna Hurt: The Life of a Mixed Martial Arts Champion. Also on the show is our buddy Seann William Scott, who has a new movie called The Promotion, in which he co-stars with John C. Reilly. Finally, our buddy Jeffrey Ross is coming by to promote his HBO Special taping at the Borgata in Atlantic City this Saturday. Details are on his MySpace page.

If you want to SEE any of these fabulous in-studio guests, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can see famous people....as well as the staff comepletely preoccupied by the boobs and hineys of the Paltalk girls, because everyone loves lookin' at boobies and hineys...

O&A on STONE TEMPLE PILOTS frontman Scott Weiland: Since Opie and Anthony had two occasions in two nights to witness STONE TEMPLE PILOTS live... they also had the opportunity to witness some backstage activity by the band:

O&A describe STONE TEMPLE PILOTS backstage antics



Much thanks to our friends at FMQB, Blabbbermouth and Metal-Sludge for picking up on this audio.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening THIS THURSDAY, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have a special place you can go (limited time only) to see the animations online.

...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother Elmo, right?

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW - They should be on sale soon if they're not listed yet

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.

...speaking of BOOBS and SHIRTS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The sexy, seductive SILVIA from FOUNDRY CAMS got one of our STAY COZY Shirts and sent in this great new video....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SILVIA IN ACTION



STILL need boobies? You're in luck, Chesterfield...Look what WE do now..

FREE NUDE BOOBS ON RATE MY WOW: For the past several years, we have been assembling photos of lovely women who were willing to flash their boobies for the O&A Show (some anonymously...some front-and-center).



Go To RateMyWOW and look at all the FREE NUDE BOOBIES!

...If any of those images left you feeling a little... err, 'anxious'... why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that big bowl of Granola (which, incidentally, is loaded with fat, so enjoy that bowl of cheeseburger you're wolfing down), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Karen Dreams and Her Pearl Lingerie

Tornado Rips through Bank in Iowa - Caught On Security Camera

Hot Booty Shaking On Stage

Indiana Jones theme On Guitar

Amrie Davis Bedroom Photo Shoot

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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Naked Ladies on Paltalk, New O&A Video, New O&A Photos, Stephen Lynch, Louis CK, LIVE in Philly TOMORROW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you all for the early morning flashing, because it's waking our tired asses up! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) (Babygirl, Flightbenefits...we salute YOU this morning!)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:

1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.



2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:


The Opie and Anthony Show


WOW Sticker Requests


111 West 57th Street

Suite 500


New York, NY 10019





3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many pies, cakes, and jars of frosting you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then go eat a salad bowl full of frosting.

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, our buddies Stephen Lynch and Louis CK will be stopping by to help us promote the final stop on the Traveling Virus Tour in Camden this Saturday.

Now, speaking of the Traveling Virus Show in Camden (click if you need tickets!), The O&A Show heads to Philadelphia this week beginning Wednesday right after the show! We'll be broadcasting LIVE from WYSP in Philadelphia TOMORROW, Thursday the 13th:



CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF THE 'O&A CAFE' AT WYSP!


Second, we will be broadcasting LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philly on Friday the 14th. Doors open at 5am. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available.

If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from the corpses of dead interns (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

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Thanks to Sam, we have some new O&A Show Video online:



Seann William Scott Visits the Opie and Anthony Show

Thanks to E Rock, we have some new O&A Show Photos online:



PHOTOS - Seann William Scott Visits the Opie and Anthony Show

Holy moley, we gots some new video online in the ol MEDIA SECTION, including:


The Family Guy: Carl Sagan - Edited For Rednecks

SHAKES THE CLOWN - Adam Sandler In A Blue Wig

Rocket vs. Gonads

Stephen Hawking Reacts To Being Animated On THE SIMPSONS

The Two Coreys: Haim and Feldman Fight In The Kitchen

Sandee Westgate Gets Topless Again!

Sexy British Emma's Topless Photoshoot

The Crippled Masters - Handicapped Martial Arts

Saturday Night Live: 'Written By You' featuring Conan O'Brien

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Throw Down at the 2007 VMA's

Kanye West Melts Down Backstage at the 2007 VMAs

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