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How did YOU spend your weekend? did it look anything like this?
If not, then time's a'wastig! Adultery is good old-fashioned adult fun. You're a grown-up. Go enjoy yourself.THAT's TERRIBLE:(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)What the fuck are the cars in Korea being made out of?
That van barely got clipped, and over it went!THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Adrianne Curry posted this picture of her Bare Ass On Twitter (Drunken Stepfather)...and if that's too subtle for you Adrianne Curry certainly isn't shy about being Naked.
Kate Winslet is Single! (WWTDD)Holy Hot Shit! Kate Winslet is NAKED!South by Southwest - SXSW 2010 - Blog and movie reviews (Bullz-Eye)Codi Carmichael is kinda cute...and VERY naked... outdoors, even (FreakshowPlanet)The new PREDATORS movie looks pretty cool (Dave and Thomas)Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her Klothes On (z0d)The Corned Beef and Cabbage Cocktail. You know, for St. Patty's Day (The Bachelor Guy)Gemma Massey and her huge British Boobs on a Sprial Staircase (Dailyniner)Play Video Games. win Hamburgers (Heavy)The Biggest Rivalry in College Basketball -- Definitively Proven by Math (Asylum)The 5 Best Zombie Movies Never Made (FunnyCrave)Evan and Gareth: Tie (atom)Being a Playboy Campus Rep Looks Fun (The Campus Throne)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)Oh Boy. Someone threw a bottle on stage and Axl Rose threatened to cancel GUNS N' ROSES show in São Paulo, Brazil:
Same shit. Different decade... right, Axl?It's a pint-sized PANTERA tribute with a group of teenagers in Lexington, Kentucky:
OK, who wants to take bets on which one will be the first tragedy? Too morbid? Eh, maybe.From heavy metal to heaving hooters...Even if you haven't heard of Trina Iglesias, you've probably SEEN her on the cover of EVERY mens' magazine EVER:
If you keep looking, you'll see hundreds of totally nude videos of Trina as well.What's better than a young firm pair of bosoms? Oh, hows about FOUR PAIRS OF BOSOMS?
Who gives a shit if they can't wash a car? These girls look GREAT naked.To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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Fellas, please learn from Tiger's mistakes...discretion is the key when messing around:
Everyone screws around, but not everyone gets caught.Just remember, when YOUR wife tells you she's going out with the girls:
She's lying her ass off... she's getting her ass slapped by the Dancing Bear!THAT's TERRIBLE:You're detained in Afghanistan, handcuffed, and wearing leg shackles...
...Always look on the Bright Side of Life... *whistles*This man from Belarus can flick his BIC...with a front-loader
How much spare time does it take to master THAT skill? At least five minutes.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)
Which over-privileged cleavage could this belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)...could they possibly belong to a large-bottomed gal who has had sex on video with her hip-hop singing man?
Robert Pattison is allergic to vaginas. Really? Do ya? (WWTDD)...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...Shutter Island Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)Sweet Krissy probably has a sweet-tasting...umm, you know. (FreakshowPlanet)Why the evil Yankees are good for baseball (The Campus Throne)Aimee Addison just Made our Morning (z0d)Big Brother Grammar Fail (Yep Yep)Alexis is the pride of Texas... or she SHOULD be (Dailyniner)The Tiger Woods Press Conference Gift Bag (MAXIM)Bruce Campbell does David Caruso on "Burn Notice" (Warming Glow)Ubuntu: A Blunt and Hostile Introduction (FunnyCrave) (From Jason Reitman the director of “Up In The Air” who was just nominated
for an OSCAR) "Consent" (atom)3 Dangerous First Date Mistakes (The Bachelor Guy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)You know, JIMI HENDRIX has been dead for 30 years:
But that's not going to stop him from releasing new music, like Valleys Of Neptune.This Norwegian/Spanish beauty is Triana Iglesias and she's been in more men's magazines than we can count:
Her shirt is tight and obstructive. She must get rid of it. Off with you, vile shirt!Young Simi is a sexy Czech with very oily bosoms...
...and that ain't the half of it. You should see what else she can do.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
