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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
The July 4th Festivities in Palmyra, Pennsylvania sent fireworks into the night sky...
...and sent about 11 people to the Hospital. Yay Palmyra!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
It's off to Jail for Lindsay Lohan! (WWTDD)
Do women in jail have to get strip-searched? Oh please say yes... lindsay getting a body-cavity check would make our decade.
Whose ridiculously-huge rapper-wife boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
Will Ferrell: From SNL To The Internet And Beyond (UPROXX)
Hey-O! One of our Cam Girls, Danni Davis is totally nude in Penthouse! (Freakshow Planet)
A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)
Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)
Stay At Home Dad: The Elusive Yeti (atom)
Heather Carolin will make you think again about not wanting to bang redheads (Dailyniner)
How to Look Like Zooey Deschanel (FunnyCrave)
Jana Cova is pulling up her skirt and pulling down her panties (z0d)
Ear-Based Virginity Test (Campus Socialite)
Dutch Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup (Guyism)
San Francisco Mayor Thinks You’re All Fat Enough (EGOtv)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
The Prince of Darkness OZZY OSBOURNE is going on tour (click for tickets) as has discovered the secret to everlasting life:
Always performing with guys 30 years younger than him... duh. This footage of "Shot In the Dark" Live in London is proof of that very concept.
It's IRON MAIDEN! 6! 6! 7! The Neighbor of the Beast!:
Wait, no. That's wrong. oh well, close enough. Maiden is on tour now, AND has a new album coming out (so get those tickets, headbanger).
Straight off a Las Vegas drunk stop, it's VINCE NEIL, ladies and gentlemen! on stage LIVE with half of SLAUGHTER:
Rockin' the classic MOTLEY CRUE in Michigan. You go, Vince.
From Naughty singers to naughty housekeepers...how's THAT for a transition?
Hungarian hotness Eve Angel is a Naughty Housekeeper:
...and that is in no way a reflection of her work ethic.
Latina Goddess Lupe Fuentes will use any excuse to get naked:
and if you need more of a fix, you can always get Lupe Fuentes Videos online here
Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:
Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.
This all-natural PLAYBOY beauty is Maya Codina and she's a perky 21 year-old from Tampa:
She also has a tendency to get naked in the kitchen. Like us! Hey, we're almost twins!
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Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?
If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.THAT's TERRIBLE:(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...
Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:
It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.
Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes
Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)A Town Called Panic (atom)Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?
He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...
Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobiesIf you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:
Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:
She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!
If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
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Fellas, please learn from Tiger's mistakes...discretion is the key when messing around:
Everyone screws around, but not everyone gets caught.Just remember, when YOUR wife tells you she's going out with the girls:
She's lying her ass off... she's getting her ass slapped by the Dancing Bear!THAT's TERRIBLE:You're detained in Afghanistan, handcuffed, and wearing leg shackles...
...Always look on the Bright Side of Life... *whistles*This man from Belarus can flick his BIC...with a front-loader
How much spare time does it take to master THAT skill? At least five minutes.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)
Which over-privileged cleavage could this belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)...could they possibly belong to a large-bottomed gal who has had sex on video with her hip-hop singing man?
Robert Pattison is allergic to vaginas. Really? Do ya? (WWTDD)...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...Shutter Island Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)Sweet Krissy probably has a sweet-tasting...umm, you know. (FreakshowPlanet)Why the evil Yankees are good for baseball (The Campus Throne)Aimee Addison just Made our Morning (z0d)Big Brother Grammar Fail (Yep Yep)Alexis is the pride of Texas... or she SHOULD be (Dailyniner)The Tiger Woods Press Conference Gift Bag (MAXIM)Bruce Campbell does David Caruso on "Burn Notice" (Warming Glow)Ubuntu: A Blunt and Hostile Introduction (FunnyCrave) (From Jason Reitman the director of “Up In The Air” who was just nominated
for an OSCAR) "Consent" (atom)3 Dangerous First Date Mistakes (The Bachelor Guy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)You know, JIMI HENDRIX has been dead for 30 years:
But that's not going to stop him from releasing new music, like Valleys Of Neptune.This Norwegian/Spanish beauty is Triana Iglesias and she's been in more men's magazines than we can count:
Her shirt is tight and obstructive. She must get rid of it. Off with you, vile shirt!Young Simi is a sexy Czech with very oily bosoms...
...and that ain't the half of it. You should see what else she can do.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch The Hot Dog Guy Now!)
Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...see him while he's on the road!
CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!...speaking of Li'l Jimmy Nortonorder 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in April (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:
Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn
Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ
1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ
O&A's New Names - by Andrea
The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic
The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic
Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic
Take your time... and EMAIL US YOUR ENTRYCOIN CLEAVAGE CONTEST - SIGN UP NOW! Due to the OVERWHELMING (sarcasm) response to the 'Coin Cleavage' contest, we've had to push back the contest date!
Apparently, we have to spell it out a little more clearly for you ladies. THIS...IS...EASY...MONEY...DAMMIT.. SIGN UP TODAY!Now, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Buffalo wings you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some wings and bleu cheese dressing.Speaking of SHIRTS, look what WE do now:
NEED MORE BOOBIES??? Jeez, you really are horny...NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a new pair of bosoms to share with you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWoW: SIERRA SNOWNEED MORE BOOBIES??? Well mister, lookee what we have to show ya...The lovely Ferrari(click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE FERRARICheck out what fell out all over the MEDIA SECTION, like the innards of so many tiger sharks:
Wife Humiliates Husband on 'Moment of Truth'
Aliens Vs. Predator Vs. Lloyd Christmas
Girls Dancing In String Bikinis
Killer's Voice Heard On 9-1-1 Call
To Truck Slams SUV into Wall
Jelena Jensen and Her Natural 34F Boobs
Showering on Webcam - Mishap
18 Year Old Viki From The Czech Republic
Double Front Flip Mishap
Twin Tornadoes - seen from the Back of a boat
Oscars 2008 - When Gary Busey Attacks
Batman Disrupts The WGN 9 News In ChicagoOLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:
Best breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs
WOWing On The TODAY Show
Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosom
Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top
CBS Covers the Voyeurbus Incident - Part 1
CBS Covers The Voyeurbus Incident - Part 2Social networking websites are taking over the interwebs...and so are we (well, kinda):
MySpace: Opie and Anthony
Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch the boys tool on Steve C's old band!)
Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...he's at The Egg in Albany, NY tonight... see him while he's on the road!
CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!...speaking of Li'l Jimmy Nortonorder 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!
It's a snowy Friday in New York City, but the Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE today. It's also Steve's Birthday! (don't everyone sing at once now). The O&A staff purchased him a male blow-up doll, and you can buy him something online (that's his gay Amazon wish list).You know, if you want to see what's going on with the show, or the big gay blow up doll... turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies Of Paltalk, who like to show off on camera...showering, dressing, changing, or sleeping nude...which is nice.NEW Opie and Anthony Animations: There's a li'l animation contest going on for you faithful fans, which we will continue next week (new contest), but now Watch all the great entries onlineWIN CA$H IN THE 'COIN CLEAVAGE' CONTEST: It's happening on February 27th, and this contest is for the LADIES...CLICK HERE FOR 'COIN CLEAVAGE' DETAILSToday, we're going to play Dave Rabbit's old radio show from the tape Opie found in a 20 year-old box. tune in to XM 202 at 10:15am!NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have THREE new sets of bosoms to share with you all...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWoW: KORA CUMMINGSThe lovely Ferrari from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE FERRARIGo see what spilled out into the MEDIA SECTION, like so many lima beans:
Raven Riley Montage
Bowling Ball vs. Ceiling
Nicole 'Coco' Austin Reading A Magazine In a Bikini and High Heels
Hot French Chick Cleans Bathroom in her panties
Cyanide & Happiness - I Love Noodles
Car Crash in Gothenburg, Sweden - Dashboard Camera
Alison Angel Topless In A Tree
Marriage Proposal Goes Poorly At Basketball Game
Phil McKenna - Glow In The Dark Drummer
The Sultan's Elephant and Little Giant Girl in Central London
Alena Snow and Her Massive 44DDD Boobs
Hot Sleeping Chick Gets Felt Up by another hot chickSocial networking websites are taking over the interwebs...and so are we (well, kinda):
MySpace: Opie and Anthony
Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic
, and finally... the one and only Rupert Boneham from 
