Shotgun Recoil Knocks out Teeth, New Boobs a RateMyWOW, Cameron Diaz is Fugly, Hey MOTORHEAD - Yer Equipment's Dead, GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock, Amanda Syfried & Julianne Moore in CHLOE, Mary Carey & her Purple Vibrator

Hey-O! How was your weekend?!
If you spent it getting hammered with a promiscuous co-worker... then congratulations! You're finally a grown-up.

Leave the morality and ethics to the younger people. Adultery is for ADULTS why do you think they called it that to begin with?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

The next time you get the urge to fire off a shotgun with one hand...

Take a look at this clip and think of the thousands of dollars worth of dental work this MENSA member is going to need.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MOCHA DELIGHT and ERIN SNOW:


RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA

Cameron Diaz is Fug (WWTDD)

to SOME people. Others are of the opinion that Cameron Diaz has a nice set of boobs - especially when thems is naked, so you decide for yourself


Rihanna has a really swell hiney, doesn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)

Tori Black is getting undressed in the Backyard (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Elody Gamarra (Bullz-Eye)

Teachers Recreate Michael Jackson's 'Bad,' Just Because (URLesque)

GREEN DAY ROCK BAND: Missing Features (Gunaxin)

Anya is just the kinda gal you'd like to have on ya (Dailyniner)

Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great (Warming Glow)

Gisele and Witta are Nude and VERY friendly (z0d)

Celebrity Oops: A Video Tribute to Falling On Stage (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Ther's nothing that Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD enjoys more...

...than losing all the power to his band's gear 2 minutes after they go on stage in front of 50,000 people.

Oh boy... GUITAR HERO: WARRIORS OF ROCK is coming out in September.

you might want to cancel whatever you had planned for the fall.

From guitar gods to great bods... Heh, that ryhmes.

Our pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she's sending us videos to promote it:

In this clip, she talks about wanting to take her purple vibrator and shove it up Dr Drew Pinksy's you-know-what... and then she goes to town on herself with it.

From low-brow to high-brow...kinda

This clip of Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in bed together makes us reconsider not wanting to see CHLOE:

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are an unlikely pairing, but hell...if it puts asses in the seats, who are WE to judge?

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Hail Storm vs Swimming Pool, Kendra's Sex Tape Cover, Amanda Seyfried's Hiney, RATT in Minnesota, NIGHT RANGER in Nevada, Andie Valentino and Darlene's Brazilian Booty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:


Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)

Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.


Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.

Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)

There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)

Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)

10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)

Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)

Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)

Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)

Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)

The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":

..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.

Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?

Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.

From bands to broads, here we go...

Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:

That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.

Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:

It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!

blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:

she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: This Ain't Happy Days, Large Camper + Puny Alley, Unintentional Rube Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy is Single, Adrianne Curry's Candid Twitter Pics, AVANTASIA & SCORPIONS, Kayden Kross, Victoria Ivanova, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days

Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...


...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up

A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.


...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)

JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.


Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?

DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)

Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)

The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)

A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)

Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)

The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)

MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)

Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:

Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".

From German bands to Giant racks...

Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:

or her bikini, for that matter.

yay. more boobies

There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:

Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.

Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:

But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.