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What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?
C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...
... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)
Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?
Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)
Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)
Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)
A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)
Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)
The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)
The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)
Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)
Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)
The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)
How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)
Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:
You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.
Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):
DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).
The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:
Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.
From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!
The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:
Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.
Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:
and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!
Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:
Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.
This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:
You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days
Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)
Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...
...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up
A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.
...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)
JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.
Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)
Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?
DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)
Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)
Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)
Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)
The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)
A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)
Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)
Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)
The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)
MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)
Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)
Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:
Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".
From German bands to Giant racks...
Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:
or her bikini, for that matter.
yay. more boobies
There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:
Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.
Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:
But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.
Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
